Is Sweden a pisshole or heaven on earth?
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Frant
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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Apr 2010 14:14    Post subject: Is Sweden a pisshole or heaven on earth?








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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Apr 2010 14:31    Post subject:
Neither


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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Apr 2010 14:59    Post subject:
If you exclude places like Rosengård (or well, more like whole Malmö) it's a nice enough place.
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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Apr 2010 15:01    Post subject:
cheap 100mbit internet is enough to make it heaven Sad
oh that and the hot legal 15 yo chicas Cool Face
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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Apr 2010 15:01    Post subject:
AND DON'T FORGET THE ABSENCE OF RELIGION
oh my fuck you guys are so damn lucky :<
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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Apr 2010 15:20    Post subject:
Nah its fucking hell. People here dont have dicks enough to be able to hit back all the pc-thugs and feminists. instead opting to do everything the media tells them is right.

Sure the chicks are hot, but they're hardcore feminists who'd much rather tap your ass than the other way around.


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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Apr 2010 15:32    Post subject:
Oh they just haven't met a real man yet, a foreigner like me will teach them respect, since most of you swedes are fags Cool Face
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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Apr 2010 15:39    Post subject:
this picture explains a lot Cool Face
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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Apr 2010 15:40    Post subject:
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this picture explains a lot Cool Face
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Heh, yes.. We're pissing on Europe (Germany specifically) then. Smug

(funny thing is that we don't have the € in Sweden. Like UK we still have our national currency). Wink


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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Apr 2010 15:58    Post subject:
To be honest, we have it pretty damn good. Sure, the majority of the people are such unoriginal, no self-thinking, non-media criticizing, Aftonbladet-reading, Rix FM-listening ostriches, who rather put their head in the sand than actually educate themselves on things they hate. A prime fucking example of this is something that made me do a real-life facepalm yesterday, was one of those fucking "send to everyone on your contact list"-emails that everyone working here got from someone, about how we should stop buying gas from the two largest gas-station companies in the country. Instead of actually finding out WHY the prices are so "high" like they are today, some people actually think that by forwarding a fucking email, where they moan about something they obviously don't know anything about, is how you "make a difference". It's such a good example too, since just about everything about it is just fucking wrong and ass-backwards.

But, every country has these kinds of people. We still have pretty damn good standards, and living here isn't even close to being remotely "bad". If you want to go more "specific", like girls for example - we've got the most beautiful women in the world (IMO!), and no, they're not all "hardcore feminists", they're pretty damn cool from my own experience. We do have a lot of religious influence, but i gotta say, it's nothing that actually bothers you, nothing about it is "in your face", and NO-ONE lifts an eyebrow if you say "I'M AN ATHEIST" out loud, wich isn't true in all the countries in this world.

We've got some of the most beautiful scenery and nature in the world, we've got all four seasons, very hot summers and very cold winters. We've got super awesome and fast broadband connections, good healthcare, education/universities/technological advancement..

So yeah, I do really like it here, even if there's alot of shit to complain about (wich we Swedes are good at. Very good Razz)


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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Apr 2010 16:07    Post subject:
inz wrote:
If you exclude places like Rosengård (or well, more like whole Malmö) it's a nice enough place.

Skåne = Denmark... Razz


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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Apr 2010 16:08    Post subject:
_SiN_ wrote:
very hot summers)

lolwut Laughing
I agree with everything else in your post but 25 degrees is far from very hot. Razz

I've been studying here since last autumn and it's been pretty great. Tbh I can't think of any other country in the world I would rather live in.
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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Apr 2010 16:19    Post subject:
Well, almost every summer I can remember, it has been over 30c many times, and that's hot for me Laughing We're not talking Spain summer-kind of hot, but seeing how we get -30c in the winter, +30c is pretty damn hot imo Razz


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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Apr 2010 16:25    Post subject:
EVILmono wrote:
inz wrote:
If you exclude places like Rosengård (or well, more like whole Malmö) it's a nice enough place.

Skåne = Denmark... Razz


Tell that to Skåne, so we can start getting some of those taxes and swedish ho's!
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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Apr 2010 16:31    Post subject:
Love it here, I live in Malmö myself. It's not as bad as people think but I've got plans on moving to Gothenburg which I absolutely love. I think including Stockholm in a European trip is a must!

How many Swedes do we have on the forum anyway?
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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Apr 2010 16:46    Post subject:
_SiN_ wrote:
Well, almost every summer I can remember, it has been over 30c many times, and that's hot for me

lmao

Man, you don't know what "hot summer" means. You really have no idea Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Apr 2010 16:54    Post subject:
I cant wait to book a vacation to Europe. Never been there. I would love to take a cruise and hit Sweden, Holland, Italy, Greece all in a few weeks. One of my goals in life.


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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Apr 2010 17:01    Post subject:
If you are going to visit all these countries you won't be able to see a lot of it.


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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Apr 2010 17:08    Post subject:
Malmø is a place you drive though when you are going to Copenhagen Wink
Anyway, I like Swedish prices, and most Swedes Much easier to understand than danes, thats for sure...
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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Apr 2010 17:11    Post subject:
VGAdeadcafe wrote:
_SiN_ wrote:
Well, almost every summer I can remember, it has been over 30c many times, and that's hot for me

lmao

Man, you don't know what "hot summer" means. You really have no idea Very Happy


Pfft, I've been to other, sunny countries more time than I ca count (almost Razz), I DO know what a hot summer is, thank you very much Very Happy All I want to point out that we've got summers warm enough that you can walk around in shorts only. And that we're not always freezing out asses off Wink


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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Apr 2010 17:13    Post subject:
Do they have speed cameras?


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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Apr 2010 17:26    Post subject:
_SiN_ wrote:
VGAdeadcafe wrote:
_SiN_ wrote:
Well, almost every summer I can remember, it has been over 30c many times, and that's hot for me

lmao

Man, you don't know what "hot summer" means. You really have no idea Very Happy


Pfft, I've been to other, sunny countries more time than I ca count (almost Razz), I DO know what a hot summer is, thank you very much Very Happy All I want to point out that we've got summers warm enough that you can walk around in shorts only. And that we're not always freezing out asses off Wink


Meh if you don't have +35 - 40°C you don't have hot summers grinhurt


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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Apr 2010 17:28    Post subject:
Camera and other means of security has increased quite a bit (FRA and all that stuff.), although it's apparently not as bad as it is in the UK, although that might not mean much. Smile

No real problems with the country myself, taxes are high but it's used for other privileges instead like healthcare for example.
(Religious tension is increased as well but not that bad, various extremist groups exist as well though I have no idea what's going on, foreigners are tolerated but I wouldn't say Sweden is particularly open or welcome to outsiders in certain places.)
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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Apr 2010 17:34    Post subject:
Haha Malmö (crime city) getting so much love. Wink

I live in malmö and it´s ok. Falafel, good gig places, nice parks, whatever. You wont see any nazis on the streets here. Laughing

Hate the winters though. 6 months of ice cold rain
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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Apr 2010 17:38    Post subject:
StrEagle wrote:
Do they have speed cameras?

Yes, there are quite a lot on the highways. Not sure about the cities though.
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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Apr 2010 18:08    Post subject:
Nailbiter wrote:
Haha Malmö (crime city) getting so much love. Wink

I live in malmö and it´s ok. Falafel, good gig places, nice parks, whatever. You wont see any nazis on the streets here. Laughing

Hate the winters though. 6 months of ice cold rain


Gräv bort Skåne! Very Happy


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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Apr 2010 18:15    Post subject:
i know it was on digg but who cares

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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Apr 2010 18:25    Post subject:
eh, lol? Finland better inet speed than Sweden, I doubt it.
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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Apr 2010 18:44    Post subject:
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eh, lol? Finland better inet speed than Sweden, I doubt it.


I know! Thank god you have your higher infant survival rate to fall back on eh!

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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Apr 2010 19:19    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
eh, lol? Finland better inet speed than Sweden, I doubt it.


Those are most likely avg. internet speeds; you can get 100mbit connections here just the same (highest consumer level connection atm is 200mbit afaik) as in Sweden but it's the averages that count for these graphs. If you google those results, you'll always have South Korea and Japan for top spots and Finland & Sweden for #3 #4, they just keep switching places depending on the source and how old the stats data is.
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