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Lathieza

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Posted: Sat, 6th Mar 2010 02:56 Post subject: Dumped by phone	Quick Quote Quote

Just got dumped by phone... can you fucking believe that ... Not even got the guts to call me up but it had to be all wrapped up in a text message. The relation was really fresh and i didnt really bother about it but still it hits me. I slept with her 2 days ago and fucked her brains out... and now this ?? At the end i can have a big laugh out of it because at least it gave me some free excercise the last couple of weeks. So wtf is wrong with woman these days ?? This happens all over to everybody in my environment. One story is crazier then the other. Fuck them !!

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moosenoodles

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Posted: Sat, 6th Mar 2010 03:09 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

they only acting like men and they now do it more often as we all progress through life and realise more is possible hehe.. it will prob happen to u alot more so dont worry about it.. http://www.speedtest.net/result/4302967033.png

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tainted4ever
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Posted: Sat, 6th Mar 2010 03:11 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Bwahahahahahhahahahha. Sorry, but that's just great. Dumped by text. Is she 15 by any chance? Sense Amid Madness, Wit Amidst Folly

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Lathieza

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Posted: Sat, 6th Mar 2010 03:12 Post subject:

tainted4ever wrote:

Bwahahahahahhahahahha. Sorry, but that's just great. Dumped by text. Is she 15 by any chance?

That also... she is 23 years old ... wtf Question

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ixigia
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Posted: Sat, 6th Mar 2010 03:14 Post subject:

We can easily merge your thread with b0se's Women are whores

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tainted4ever
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Posted: Sat, 6th Mar 2010 03:14 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Hey, look at it this way, at least you weren't dumped via post-it note: Sense Amid Madness, Wit Amidst Folly

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Cohen

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Posted: Sat, 6th Mar 2010 03:33 Post subject:

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troll detected by SiN

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tainted4ever
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Posted: Sat, 6th Mar 2010 03:34 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

^ My sex life summed up in 3 pictures. Sense Amid Madness, Wit Amidst Folly

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WaldoJ
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Posted: Sat, 6th Mar 2010 06:32 Post subject:

i always get mine Razz

you gotta know how to fawk

saying you fucked someones brains out means you think you fucked someones brains out Razz

being cocky about your sex life jush means you're inadequate

and you wanna pretend it's not tru
it's common... just like lotta guys with small dicks say they got big dicks and any girl who says otherwise is a slut ... Laughing

honestly reason it didn't work out is cause you prolly suck in the sack Very Happy

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Lathieza

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Posted: Sat, 6th Mar 2010 09:39 Post subject:

WaldoJ wrote:

i always get mine Razz

you gotta know how to fawk

saying you fucked someones brains out means you think you fucked someones brains out Razz

being cocky about your sex life jush means you're inadequate

and you wanna pretend it's not tru
it's common... just like lotta guys with small dicks say they got big dicks and any girl who says otherwise is a slut ... Laughing

honestly reason it didn't work out is cause you prolly suck in the sack Very Happy

Hahaha.... some comments are really epic again... you just wait cause i'm planning to turn the whole thing in pure a sexual relationship Wink

Didnt really liked the hassle around a relationship anyway at the moment.

But i must say ... now i'm sober again .... FUCK ... i got dumped by a fucking text message... FFS Evil or Very Mad

Anyway .. if i'm still able to give her a fuck .. this time i won't be that gentle when i fuck her in the BUTT again Very Happy

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Mantis2K9

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Posted: Sat, 6th Mar 2010 10:16 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Dont worry about it, why care.

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Lathieza

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Posted: Sat, 6th Mar 2010 10:42 Post subject:

Mantis2K9 wrote:

Dont worry about it, why care.

Cause you don't use a phone for those things

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Cohen

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Posted: Sat, 6th Mar 2010 11:31 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Waldo <3 troll detected by SiN

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FastMemFirst

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Posted: Sat, 6th Mar 2010 11:47 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Based on how you work up this dumped relationship >here< lets me think she was absolutely right doing it via sms Last edited by FastMemFirst on Sat, 6th Mar 2010 12:28; edited 1 time in total

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Lathieza

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Posted: Sat, 6th Mar 2010 12:06 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

I kinda figured out what happened... she's dating her girlfriend now ... can you believe that? Last time we went out she allready kissed the girl and i didnt really care off course. The other girl was really hot and some things crossed my mind... Thought the outcome would be a little bit different though Empty again

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Posted: Sat, 6th Mar 2010 12:11 Post subject:

Lathieza wrote:

I kinda figured out what happened... she's dating her girlfriend now ... can you believe that?

Last time we went out she allready kissed the girl and i didnt really care off course. The other girl was really hot and some things crossed my mind... Thought the outcome would be a little bit different though Smile

So the sex you had with her was so bad that you managed to turn her into a lesbian?
Epic win, right there. Cool Face

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Lathieza

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Posted: Sat, 6th Mar 2010 12:16 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

rofl... starting to think the same now it's just sad how many woman turning lesbian these days... and no ... i'm not the one to blame for all of them ...

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tainted4ever
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Posted: Sat, 6th Mar 2010 13:20 Post subject:

vaifan1986 wrote:

Lathieza wrote:

So the sex you had with her was so bad that you managed to turn her into a lesbian?
Epic win, right there. Cool Face

Hahahahaahahahaha.

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ixigia
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Posted: Sat, 6th Mar 2010 13:42 Post subject:

tainted4ever wrote:

vaifan1986 wrote:

Lathieza wrote:

So the sex you had with her was so bad that you managed to turn her into a lesbian?
Epic win, right there. Cool Face

Hahahahaahahahaha.

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Posted: Sat, 6th Mar 2010 13:49 Post subject:

Lathieza wrote:

You were not fast enough Laughing

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Posted: Sat, 6th Mar 2010 13:58 Post subject: Re: Dumped by phone

Lathieza wrote:

Just got dumped by phone... can you fucking believe that ... Not even got the guts to call me up but it had to be all wrapped up in a text message.

The relation was really fresh and i didnt really bother about it but still it hits me. I slept with her 2 days ago and fucked her brains out... and now this ??

At the end i can have a big laugh out of it because at least it gave me some free excercise the last couple of weeks.

So wtf is wrong with woman these days ?? This happens all over to everybody in my environment. One story is crazier then the other.

Fuck them !! Mad

nobody believed me when i started my thread : women are whores

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WaldoJ
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Posted: Sun, 7th Mar 2010 01:53 Post subject:

and waldo was correct! FUCK YOU! YOU ALL SUCK AT SEX!

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I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself.

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Lathieza

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Posted: Sun, 7th Mar 2010 08:53 Post subject:

WaldoJ wrote:

and waldo was correct! FUCK YOU! YOU ALL SUCK AT SEX!

That's unfair WaldoJ .... You can't compare that, it's like apples and pears...
We all know you prefer the man and it's a common fact it's easier to please a man then a woman Cool Face

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Posted: Sun, 7th Mar 2010 09:16 Post subject:

Lathieza wrote:

WaldoJ wrote:

and waldo was correct! FUCK YOU! YOU ALL SUCK AT SEX!

That's unfair WaldoJ .... You can't compare that, it's like apples and pears...
We all know you prefer the man and it's a common fact it's easier to please a man then a woman Cool Face

ZING.

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Posted: Sun, 7th Mar 2010 09:36 Post subject:

Lathieza wrote:

rofl... starting to think the same now Crying or Very sad

it's just sad how many woman turning lesbian these days... and no ... i'm not the one to blame for all of them ... Cool Face

If I was a girl I'd sure as hell turn lesbian as well. Smug

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Posted: Sun, 7th Mar 2010 11:10 Post subject:

Lathieza wrote:

WaldoJ wrote:

and waldo was correct! FUCK YOU! YOU ALL SUCK AT SEX!

That's unfair WaldoJ .... You can't compare that, it's like apples and pears...
We all know you prefer the man and it's a common fact it's easier to please a man then a woman Cool Face

Waldo just got owned!

@Frant:
Strange how most men (me included) think that way. But how many women say "if I was a guy, I'd be gay as hell!"
Makes you wonder, doesn't it?

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Reg67

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Posted: Sun, 7th Mar 2010 11:40 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Just think to yourself mate, you are better off without a spineless twat like her. Best you find out what a moron she obviously is now before things progress.

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Frant
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Posted: Mon, 8th Mar 2010 04:44 Post subject:

Reklis wrote:

Lathieza wrote:

WaldoJ wrote:

and waldo was correct! FUCK YOU! YOU ALL SUCK AT SEX!

That's unfair WaldoJ .... You can't compare that, it's like apples and pears...
We all know you prefer the man and it's a common fact it's easier to please a man then a woman Cool Face

Waldo just got owned!

@Frant:
Strange how most men (me included) think that way. But how many women say "if I was a guy, I'd be gay as hell!"
Makes you wonder, doesn't it?

Well, there are cases...

For instance, this woman went through a complete sex change, got a beard etc... and turned gay.. and is in a relationship with a gay man. Is that enough confusion for you? Wink

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WaldoJ
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Posted: Mon, 8th Mar 2010 05:33 Post subject:

Reklis wrote:

Lathieza wrote:

WaldoJ wrote:

and waldo was correct! FUCK YOU! YOU ALL SUCK AT SEX!

That's unfair WaldoJ .... You can't compare that, it's like apples and pears...
We all know you prefer the man and it's a common fact it's easier to please a man then a woman Cool Face

Waldo just got owned!

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I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself.

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timechange01
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Posted: Sun, 14th Mar 2010 19:08 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Same shit happened to me back in December 2009. Except i got dumped on AIM for the second time by the same fat motherfucker (the one that bitched at me for fucking STUDYING! ). Never spoke to that retard again since then. But I did see her in the halls this past week for the first time since the breakup; she was sitting alone on the bridge eating a stupid sandwich lookin all miserable. It felt pretty great ASUS Maximus XII Formula \| Core i9 10900k @ 5.2Ghz \| 32GB G.Skill DDR4 4200Mhz \| EVGA RTX 3080 Ti FTW3 Ultra Hydro Copper \| ASUS ROG PG35VQ

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