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 Posted: Tue, 26th Jan 2010 11:14 Post subject: Dear johns |
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Salutations, queers,
My name is Charles Winchesterfordfield Wingates Covington IV, and I detest every single one of you. All of you are portly, low-bred rustics who spend many of your evenings plowing fields and drinking poorly distilled neutral spirits. You are everything deplorable concerning Western civilization. I say, have any of you ever dallied in a hayloft with the local chambermaids? Indeed, I suppose it may be a last resort to sell your women into indentured servitude, but your ilk make me wish I had endeavored to become a constable so that I could legally cane you. This is even worse than relieving yourselves to those “penny dreadful” novels.
Make no hesitation. Challenge me to any sort of sporting contest. I was top guard of my academy’s dueling squad, and won croquette honors for three consecutive years until my graduation. At which games do you excel, excluding “begging for table scraps and gambling with commoners”? I also scored highest marks in every subject, and my wife is heir to the Duke of Malton (she recently bore my fifth child; her feces yields gold bouillon). You are all nefarious cads who could favor society with “a short drop and a quick stop,” as they say. Thank you for your attention and good day.
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_SiN_
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| Posted: Tue, 26th Jan 2010 11:50 Post subject: |
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Fuck off.
Watercooled 5950X | AORUS Master X570 | Asus RTX 3090 TUF Gaming OC | 64Gb RAM | 1Tb 970 Evo Plus + 2Tb 660p | etc etc
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| Posted: Tue, 26th Jan 2010 11:55 Post subject: |
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I support what Megatron is saying 
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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| Posted: Tue, 26th Jan 2010 12:02 Post subject: |
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Megatron is dead. Long live Galvatron!
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garus
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| Posted: Tue, 26th Jan 2010 12:42 Post subject: |
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ixigia
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| Posted: Tue, 26th Jan 2010 13:21 Post subject: |
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_SiN_
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| Posted: Tue, 26th Jan 2010 16:34 Post subject: |
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Prince Abuj from Pakistan for the past few weeks you are having a really expanded mental state. Share with us what are you on at the moment, is it magic weed, meds, booze or is it a prolonged celibacy ritual leading to sperma toxicosis which gives you a kick ?
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| Posted: Tue, 26th Jan 2010 16:40 Post subject: |
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| WhiteBarbarian wrote: | | Prince Abuj from Pakistan for the past few weeks you are having a really expanded mental state. Share with us what are you on at the moment, is it magic weed, meds, booze or is it a prolonged celibacy ritual leading to sperma toxicosis which gives you a kick ? |
He probably found the old flying carpet and got high on the magical dust from it 
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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ixigia
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| Posted: Tue, 26th Jan 2010 17:27 Post subject: |
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Oh you don't know about Prince Abuj? He is a celebrity!
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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ixigia
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| Posted: Tue, 26th Jan 2010 18:51 Post subject: |
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Well you can start here, then look here, or you can just search for yourself
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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ixigia
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garus
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| Posted: Tue, 26th Jan 2010 20:31 Post subject: |
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I've always wondered, FM.... Do you like to strangle your hookers before or after the sex?
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zipfero
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deelix
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Rudolph
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| Posted: Wed, 27th Jan 2010 00:09 Post subject: |
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LOL Firemaster is not Juba.
Firemaster is the lawyer 
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ixigia
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LeoNatan
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More epic lulz
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ixigia
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Lutzifer
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| Posted: Wed, 27th Jan 2010 23:00 Post subject: |
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dear sir, i challenge you to a wank off!
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