Hmmmm..
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What should I do?
Simply ignore her
16%
 16%  [ 6 ]
Destroy my residual reputation and fuck her in the butt for real
37%
 37%  [ 14 ]
Punch her in the face
13%
 13%  [ 5 ]
Fuck her in the butt and punch her in the face, following the correct order
32%
 32%  [ 12 ]
Total Votes : 37

ixigia
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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Jan 2010 20:40    Post subject: Hmmmm..
A fugly and taming girl I've recently (and accidentally) known during a test revealed to her group of friends that she has recently fucked with me, but obiouvsly this is a false statement.
What should I do? And what would you do?
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Jan 2010 20:49    Post subject:
The obvious option wasn't there;

Tell everyone that she's an ugly bint and you wouldn't be caught dead sticking anything into her, let alone your cock.
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Neon
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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Jan 2010 20:52    Post subject:
Grow a moustache, bring her 10 pizzas and say "It's a-me, your breakfast order!"
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deelix
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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Jan 2010 21:00    Post subject:
fuck her in teh butt
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bushwacka




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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Jan 2010 21:01    Post subject:
when nothing else works, there's always the "strawberry shortcake": come all over her face, then break her nose
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Lathieza




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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Jan 2010 21:09    Post subject:
ROFL ... come on Ixigia ... this must be obvious to you when you made a thread with 3 rules why you can't date woman Cool Face

Off course fuck her in in the butt... whatever you want to do after that i leave it up to you. Recently i fucked an ugly "girlfriend" just for fun and because i was really really really horney... and what surprised me it was allmost one of my best sexual experience and believe me... i had a lot. Off course the above line was only counting when the lights where out and my eyes where closed but you get my point. Very Happy

Just fuck her when you get the chance Razz
Maybe she's a gamer too


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Newty182




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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Jan 2010 21:45    Post subject:
Fuck her in the butt but film it as well. Afterwards you can edit it and post it all over the net. Use black electrical tape to cover the lights on the camera.


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ixigia
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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Jan 2010 21:49    Post subject:
@Lathieza believe me, this the most unfuckable thing on the planet, ugly in the face, in the body and even in the spirit Laughing Crying or Very sad

And no.. she's not a gamer
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Lathieza




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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Jan 2010 21:53    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
@Lathieza believe me, this the most unfuckable thing on the planet, ugly in the face, in the body and even in the spirit Laughing Crying or Very sad

And no.. she's not a gamer


Just use a bigger sack Very Happy

Put a sack on her head ( this case whole body ) , put a flag in her hand and start fucking for your fatherland Very Happy

Ah well... to get serious ... just fucking leave her as her friends won't believe her as she is that ugly Wink



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Rudolph




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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Jan 2010 22:18    Post subject:
I would shit on her mouth when she is asleep.
And then punch her in the stomach so she swallows the shit instantly.
Cool Face
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garus
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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Jan 2010 23:11    Post subject:
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deelix
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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Jan 2010 23:58    Post subject:
garus wrote:
Punch her in teh butt and fuck her in the face Cool Face
nå synes jeg du går over streken her garus!
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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Jan 2010 11:20    Post subject:
I have just clicked on one of the polls options because I can Cool Face


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Acer




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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Jan 2010 11:33    Post subject:
This is why paper bags were invented. Put a big over her head, then fuck her in teh butt and let her lick you clean afterwards. Fugly girls are so thankfull that they'll go along with almost anything.


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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Jan 2010 14:44    Post subject:
why not just play along with the fact that you fucked her, go to her friends and be like yeah i never knew she was a virgin. she was really quiet and shy and she couldn't stop cumming. and her oral skills are the worst. teeth every where and she has no idea how to work her tongue. yeah i fucked her, but i regret it... she was just a temporary replacement for masturbation, and a poor one at that too. I'd rather get off to gay horse porn.

see. play her game. insult her in a way where no one wuld ever want to sleep with her. fuck say she even farts and snorts and stinks...


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