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wiskers78




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PostPosted: Thu, 14th Jan 2010 23:39    Post subject: aftershock
i know how those poor bastards in Haiti feel... Last time i had 30 aftershocks i couldn't find my fucking house anywhere




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Ronhrin
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PostPosted: Thu, 14th Jan 2010 23:56    Post subject: Re: aftershock
wiskers78 wrote:
i know how those poor bastards in Haiti feel... Last time i had 30 aftershocks i couldn't find my fucking house anywhere




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This brings back memories...

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kalato




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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Jan 2010 11:06    Post subject:
I love Silver Aftershock, have it all the time only because after 10 or 15 you are completly fucked.


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sammypetter
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Jan 2010 13:19    Post subject:
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
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Newty182




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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Jan 2010 14:16    Post subject:
I got this txt sent to me the other day: "Clearasil have developed a new facial scrub called Haiti experience, guaranteed to wipe out 200,000 blackheads in one go!"


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Ankh




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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Jan 2010 14:44    Post subject:
haha


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