Just ripped half my fingernail off
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dezztroy




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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Sep 2009 16:40    Post subject: Just ripped half my fingernail off
It hurt a little and bleeded (?) quite a bit.
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inz




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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Sep 2009 16:53    Post subject:
It's them fooking prawns and their spacefuel spray.
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Sep 2009 17:01    Post subject:
Bled*

(you added the ? so I presume you meant that you didn't know how it was spelled and wanted some guidance <3)

But ouch... seriously, fooking ouch!
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spankie
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Sep 2009 17:14    Post subject:
yeah, that hurts and there is no fucking way to cure it. wait some months for a new nail Very Happy
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wawrzul




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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Sep 2009 17:17    Post subject:
inz wrote:
It's them fooking prawns and their spacefuel spray.

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WankStaiNuK




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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Sep 2009 17:43    Post subject:
spankie wrote:
yeah, that hurts and there is no fucking way to cure it. wait some months for a new nail Very Happy


to cure it, just stick ur finger thats fucked up a girls vag for about 24hrs, and take out, and u will have a new nail Cool


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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Sep 2009 23:54    Post subject:
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dezztroy




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PostPosted: Wed, 16th Sep 2009 20:27    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:
Bled*

(you added the ? so I presume you meant that you didn't know how it was spelled and wanted some guidance <3)


Why thank you my good man.

To be honest, it didn't hurt as bad as I thought it would.
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Wed, 16th Sep 2009 20:51    Post subject:
Lucky too, mate. That sort of pain hurts like a fucker - and there's almost nothing you can do, except dope yourself up with extra-strength codeine, to dull the pain Sad
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b0se
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PostPosted: Sun, 20th Sep 2009 02:14    Post subject:
ouch thats gotta hurt


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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Sep 2009 08:17    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:
Lucky too, mate. That sort of pain hurts like a fucker - and there's almost nothing you can do, except dope yourself up with extra-strength codeine, to dull the pain Sad


umm dip it in hot water for 10 minutes. Very Happy


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Namarie




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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Sep 2009 10:05    Post subject:
C'mon, pour some salt and lemon juice on it! Razz Wont hurt as bad afterwards, because you'd be taken to a new level of PAAAAAIIIINNNN!
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killabyte




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PostPosted: Wed, 23rd Sep 2009 15:26    Post subject:
i stubbed one of my big toes on a lawn mower tire and it flipped the nail up like a hood on a car. had to be numbed at the ER and yanked it off. it made the nastiest, sickening ripping noise when they yanked it off my toe. took a year for the nail to grow back and another year for it to look right


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