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Neon
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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Aug 2009 21:17    Post subject: Radio friendly song


Very Happy

Lyrics (I apologize for any mistakes, since I've written them from the song myself)

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It starts off like a thousand other songs that you've heard before
Except in this one they do a little du du ru du du du du du
So you try to change the station but it's playing on every one
A bunch of shitty-ass chords and lyrics recorded by a fuckin moron
And you assume that the general public is not that stupid
You're positive that nobody will want to listen to this
But you are wrong!

They want another stupid motherfucking lame cocksucking cookie cutter radio friendly song!
And everyone sings along in their cars and at the mall and at the office they're all over new radio friendly song!

Unoriginal melody (or "An original melody")

Why did John Lennon had to be the one to get shot, something's wrong.
While these douchebags are all still alive singing these ass-licking songs
All these fucking unoriginal pussies that don't have anything to say
I'm not homophobic but this song is so fucking gay
You can barely retain the vomit that's rising in your throat
And you assume that everyone will think that this song's terrible
but you are wrong

They want another stupid motherfucking lame cocksucking cookie cutter radio friendly song!
And everyone sings along in their cars and at the mall and at the office they're all over new radio friendly...

...Piece of shit, oh what a sucky ass piece of shit
I'd rather shoot myself in the face than listen to this
Corporate bitch singing a stupid motherfucking lame cocksucking cookie cutter radio friendly piece of shit

God I hate this shit


Jon Lajoie ownz teh interwebs once again.
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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Aug 2009 21:28    Post subject:
He is simply a genius. Razz
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PostPosted: Fri, 28th Aug 2009 04:45    Post subject: Re: Radio friendly song
Neon25 wrote:
Jon Lajoie ownz teh interwebs once again.

no

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PostPosted: Fri, 28th Aug 2009 12:39    Post subject: Re: Radio friendly song
EVILmono wrote:
Neon25 wrote:
Jon Lajoie ownz teh interwebs once again.

no

yes
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lhzr




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PostPosted: Fri, 28th Aug 2009 12:43    Post subject: Re: Radio friendly song
Neon25 wrote:
EVILmono wrote:
Neon25 wrote:
Jon Lajoie ownz teh interwebs once again.

no

yes

his first videos were funny and had cool songs. now it's just lame music plus some observations that at most make you smile. stuff that you watch once and forget about after 5 mins, unlike sunday afternoon or everyday normal guy, for example.

meh.
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