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 Posted: Sat, 25th Oct 2008 11:02 Post subject: Uselessness |
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Fucking useless faggot ass piss poor take-it-in-the-but McCain posterboys as Facebook. I swear to fucking God, there have been motherless Gestapo Nazis less stringent when poring over the text of a Jews accounts looking for a fucking penny that he really sewed into the innards of his rectum in a disgusting example of the lows humanity can achieve both through cruelty, savagery, and greed. But fuck me sideways and call me sparky, the geeks at Facebook take that level of fanaticism to a whole new level never recorded beyond the dusty fucking manuscripts of that overweight fucking tome imbuing human retardation into an all in one manual to survive the test of time for thousands of years and to haunt us even in this age of relative enlightenment under the name of a book that to this day evokes goosebumps and shivers from students in a twisted fucking Catholic school run by corn-holing monkey priests descended directly from the corrupt twisted decadent genes of that fucking mutant Nero who was one of the first hardcore slash fans hardcore enough to burn down an entire fucking city just so he could get a pyrotechnical orgasm just like Bush gets one every time he hits the "Produce" button in Hearts of Iron to build a fucking nuke while Cheney caresses his man-tits in a desperate attempt to control the twisted retarded fucking impulses of the retarded emotional 9 year old President this entire fucking country was stupid enough to elect twice in a fucking row so that we could watch for 8 years as he and his previously mentioned tit caresses dick sucking Cheney wreak havoc across the world in a manner that would make the again afore-mentioned Neros pyrotechnically inspire erection shrivel up in despair at its total fucking inadequatness once the realization that all the death and destruction put together in at abomination of fucking poetry put down on paper by that demented Roman Emperor are nothing compared to the sheer fucking atrocities unleashed upon the world in this day and age by the two fucking morons running the country form their little fucking perch provided to them by this mockery of democracy which appears to trust more the rantings of the dirty fucking tome of stupidity which is the reason this fucking sentence is getting so fucking long and probably very fucking boring and hard to read. But I don't give a shit if it's hard on your faggot ass little eyes reader, simply because at this point in time I wouldn't give a flying fuck if Britney Spears started playing DDR with her tits on national TV while Bush fapped away with his hands reaching ever closer to The Big Red Button. But I digress. Back to the tome from the second sentence: the Bible.
If all of the retardation of humanity could be summed up in one little text in such a way that any fucking alien who happens to read the afore-mentioned text in the future would be so fucking appalled by the sheer utter fucking retarded retar fucking dation of this race that he would personally nuke us from across one Universe to the next, and then proceed to reassemble anything that is left of us into fucking Hydrogen atoms in a vain hope that that which was the abomination and stupidity of our so-called intelligent lives be one day transformed into another amusing thermodynamic oddity that actually contributes to the overall moral goodness and knowledge to this fucked up Universe, instead of making dickless down-syndrome stricken Zebra look like our intellectual equivalents. One must wonder how the fuck anybody can be in the same room as that fucking piece of shit without having his IQ drop so fucking low into the negatives that the Universe would just declare an unhandled buffer overflow exception and implode into another instance of the God particle that originally created this fucked up instance of reality as outlined in a theory commonly referred to as the Big Bang, which at this point in time is the only fucking window stream of light in the otherwise emotional ocean of turmoil roiling around in my brain as I sit here for minute upon minute typing this useless vent which at the end of the day is just another useless fucking node of datum contributing to the overall uselessness of intelligent life on this planet as I was bitching about previously in this really fucking long-winded post. In fact, the sheer fucking irony and uselessness of the situation outlined by my self-contradiction in the past couple of sentences add another layer of irony and uselessness and overall sheer fucking retardation in this useless fucking post which at the end of the day is a useless fucking entry in a useless fucking MySQL database in a useless fucking computer in a useless fucking mathematical representation of useless fucking binary data invented in a useless fucking attempt to sort all the useless fucking information that us useless fucking humans spew out of our rectums in the first place in a desperate attempt to make some sort intellectual advancement and attributing meaning to our lives, while in reality all we are doing is being fucking useless, and I am now being fucking useless, by continuing to repeat fucking useless in this fucking useless manner. Now, due to my overall fucking uselessness I have drifted of the original course of this way too fucking long already useless fucking post, which was that the useless fucking Nazis at Facebook really need to get a new fucking set of useless fucking interns to approve their useless fucking ads so that useless fucking lowlifes like me can profit off of fiscal irresponsibility and overall intellectual uselessness of the rest of America in an effort to carve out a fiscal fortune which could later be used as a platform to launch a campaign intent upon uniting humanity which would just be used as an excuse to annex Canada, cus no one likes Canada anyways, and we need more space to test our nukes.
So, fuck, I've run out of steam.
Teletubbies are fucking psychedelic, Canada needs to be annexed to Iceland, and beer should be server in tea cups. A big fuck you to everything in life worth saying fuck you to, and an even bigger fuck you to the interns at Facebook who monitor ads.
That is all.
Last edited by tainted4ever on Sat, 25th Oct 2008 11:06; edited 1 time in total
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| Posted: Sat, 25th Oct 2008 11:04 Post subject: |
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Wow, quite the rant. Very creative tho.
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| Posted: Sat, 25th Oct 2008 11:41 Post subject: |
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tl;dr
can't do anything about mccain and his followers , we just have to learn to live away from them and wait for their extinction
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| Posted: Sat, 25th Oct 2008 11:56 Post subject: |
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How very zero punctuationesq of you.
Dont mess with God, he can impregnate your girlfriend/wife without taking his pants off!
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CaptainCox
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| Posted: Sat, 25th Oct 2008 12:10 Post subject: |
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I can't read that "Block" style text. My eyes hurt Gawdammit!  .
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LeoNatan
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| Posted: Sat, 25th Oct 2008 12:18 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sat, 25th Oct 2008 12:31 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sat, 25th Oct 2008 12:42 Post subject: |
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Man, you should become a troll tainted, you'd be the best one out there, if ever I saw a flame, your destiny is calling man.
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CaptainCox
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| Posted: Sat, 25th Oct 2008 12:44 Post subject: |
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| JahLux wrote: |
fuck does that mean? |
"Too long; didn't read" |
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| Posted: Sat, 25th Oct 2008 12:58 Post subject: |
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| CaptainCox wrote: | | JahLux wrote: |
fuck does that mean? |
"Too long; didn't read" |
too long; dicks rock
IM TOO EPIC FOR THIS SHIT.......
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| Posted: Sat, 25th Oct 2008 13:40 Post subject: |
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| spilmer wrote: | | CaptainCox wrote: | | JahLux wrote: |
fuck does that mean? |
"Too long; didn't read" |
too long; dicks rock |
tl;dr
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Sat, 25th Oct 2008 17:50 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sat, 25th Oct 2008 17:58 Post subject: |
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*runs in fear of the wall of text*
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| Posted: Sat, 25th Oct 2008 17:59 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sat, 25th Oct 2008 18:23 Post subject: |
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PFIEMELCHEESE = Penile Fornication Is Every Man's Enigma, Lovely Cocksucking Helps Elevate Erectile Spermazoid Ejaculation.
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Tue, 2nd Dec 2008 19:02 Post subject: |
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| Pfiemelcheese wrote: | | PFIEMELCHEESE = Penile Fornication Is Every Man's Enigma, Lovely Cocksucking Helps Elevate Erectile Spermazoid Ejaculation. |
crackhead....lol  |
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| Posted: Tue, 2nd Dec 2008 21:46 Post subject: |
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Those huge blocks of text could've been made more readable. Now it's just tl;dr.
I also think fisk should be unbanned.
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deelix
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