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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Sep 2008 19:36    Post subject: Lots of server issues lately
Updating the forum perhaps? Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Sep 2008 19:38    Post subject:
You make joke. It good laugh. I laugh now, ok? Here, I laugh: Laughing You like my laugh? I like my laugh. It laughs happy, yes?


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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Sep 2008 19:41    Post subject:
Zohan is new Borat Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Sep 2008 19:43    Post subject:
Mr. Green
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Oct 2008 17:30    Post subject:
yeah, it's been consistently slow for me too over the past week or so...


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PostPosted: Tue, 14th Oct 2008 20:21    Post subject:
yeah, the servers seem to really need an overhaul, as there are many database-connection errors and general slowdowns all around o.O
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PostPosted: Tue, 14th Oct 2008 21:41    Post subject:
We are implementing nfo1337 v5.2 including every single request made, including turning the whole site into a dinosaur themed restaurant.

p.s someone should make me an admin... hear hear.


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PostPosted: Tue, 14th Oct 2008 22:05    Post subject:
hahahahahhahaha

i d like to have the t-rex-bone steak with the full evolution menu then Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue, 14th Oct 2008 22:30    Post subject:
ditto for me

and every so often i get a white screen that says Error: 1


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PostPosted: Tue, 14th Oct 2008 22:44    Post subject:
oh yeah, had that one earlier today too
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PostPosted: Tue, 14th Oct 2008 23:26    Post subject:
Lutzifer wrote:
hahahahahhahaha

i d like to have the t-rex-bone steak with the full evolution menu then Very Happy

ye ye ye im sure you'd like that t-rex-"bone" for some reason or another Wink
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PostPosted: Tue, 14th Oct 2008 23:57    Post subject:
Well, you wouldn't need to touch the forums atleast, since the version is dinosaur-old anyway Very Happy


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PostPosted: Wed, 15th Oct 2008 00:39    Post subject:
Nah, forum's pre-big bang... Scientists wonder what was before, but there ain't nothing they have to wonder about, they just ought to register on NFOhump. Razz
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PostPosted: Sat, 18th Oct 2008 23:40    Post subject:
i'll have the raptor nuggets with a side of spicy pterodactyl wings.

Yeah, the forum is mega slow at times Sad
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PostPosted: Mon, 20th Oct 2008 02:32    Post subject:
Ya it's REALLY starting to get old. Come on here, everthing loads fine but 5 mins into it, the whole site just becomes unresponsive. posts take 3 minutes to finally post etc.


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PostPosted: Mon, 20th Oct 2008 04:55    Post subject:
must be the feds copying all our messages from time to time Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon, 20th Oct 2008 05:03    Post subject:
actually tonight (haven't been home all weekend) seems like its on a brand new server lol, no delays, no lag, quick quick quick


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oh, you hit the big 10k, congratz Spykez Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon, 20th Oct 2008 17:04    Post subject:
I guess Far Cry 2 is taking its toll on the server... Very slow the last few hours.
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PostPosted: Mon, 20th Oct 2008 20:29    Post subject:
Yeah slow here too... Maybe they're upgrading to phpBB 3.0 Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Oct 2008 19:23    Post subject:
jeeez, it took me like 5 min to post, and before that I got famous error code:
Warning: mysql_connect() [function.mysql-connect]: Too many connections in /www/forum/db/mysql4.php on line 47
phpBB : Critical Error

Could not connect to the database

Really guys, what's going on?


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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Oct 2008 19:44    Post subject:
dingo_d wrote:
phpBB 3.0 Laughing
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Mortibus




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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Oct 2008 22:04    Post subject:
dingo_d wrote:
Really guys, what's going on?


alot of numbnuts registered lately
spawned by excessive release in console section

that's what's goin on, if all of them trying to post at once server getting into stall time after time
it's like if everyone in your area/city would start calling each other using cell phones, same effect
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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Oct 2008 22:07    Post subject:
dont forget pc numbnuts posting in far cry 2 thread
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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Oct 2008 23:17    Post subject:
oh yeah, but i thought it would too be obvious to mention

is it out yet?

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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Oct 2008 23:29    Post subject:
Well wbb has over 750K users, and I never experienced any lag there...


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Oct 2008 23:32    Post subject:
pretty sure this site exceeded that amount of visitors
alot of lurkers just lurk, not to mention ppl with F5 disease Razz
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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Oct 2008 23:37    Post subject:
Mortibus wrote:
ppl with F5 disease Razz

This.
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PostPosted: Tue, 21st Oct 2008 23:42    Post subject:
degraded imbeciles with no outside connection
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