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$n@ke
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Thu, 25th Sep 2008 17:05 Post subject: |
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hahahaha 
the best thing about old porno's are the way they actually try to weave a story into it.
atleast nowadays they basically have given up trying to make porns 'movies' and just focus on the sex (like it should be, really, who gives a shit about what the hot chick is saying, i just wanna see her do dirty shit, not talk and act badly)
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| Posted: Thu, 25th Sep 2008 18:23 Post subject: |
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bloody brilliant!
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| Posted: Fri, 26th Sep 2008 00:29 Post subject: |
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LeoNatan
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| Posted: Fri, 26th Sep 2008 00:33 Post subject: |
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Edit: Site had some issues, so sorry for double post.
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LeoNatan
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nouseforaname
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| Posted: Fri, 26th Sep 2008 01:16 Post subject: |
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
already knew about the site but never seen the video, fucking brilliant
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| Posted: Fri, 26th Sep 2008 04:31 Post subject: |
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| SycoShaman wrote: | hahahaha
the best thing about old porno's are the way they actually try to weave a story into it.
atleast nowadays they basically have given up trying to make porns 'movies' and just focus on the sex (like it should be, really, who gives a shit about what the hot chick is saying, i just wanna see her do dirty shit, not talk and act badly) |
Me and some friends were hanging out at a friends apartment. Will his GF was the only girl there, the rest were us guys. She decides she's feeling frisky and turns on HBO and had some softcore porn on.
Fucking brilliant I tell you, the story was....wait for it.....here it comes.....A FUCKING MURDER SCENE!!!!
Detective goes o the neighbors house asking around, they go back to the backyard to see the body, ambulance takes em away, and the detective and the neighbor fucking right next to the blood pool.
Buddy was so pissed off the whole time i was dieing from laughter
oh, and anyone seen bulletproof with adam sandler?
"You know how I can tell this is a 70's porno? The dudes dick had side burns!"
oh...and um...
ROFLMAO |
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LeoNatan
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| Posted: Fri, 26th Sep 2008 04:40 Post subject: |
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I know this softcore flick! It was the one with the asian looking girl, right?
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| Posted: Fri, 26th Sep 2008 04:45 Post subject: |
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LOL I laughed at the harmonica
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| Posted: Fri, 26th Sep 2008 05:33 Post subject: |
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| LeoNatan wrote: | | I know this softcore flick! It was the one with the asian looking girl, right? |
I honestly don't remember, it was on HBO like.....fuckin 3 years ago, find me the flick and i can tell if it was it or not. |
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dizturbd
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| Posted: Fri, 26th Sep 2008 10:02 Post subject: |
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haha, the corn scene cracked me up!
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| Posted: Fri, 26th Sep 2008 11:17 Post subject: |
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lol, that's some funny shit.
Very creative.
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Fri, 26th Sep 2008 14:30 Post subject: |
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| SpykeZ wrote: | | SycoShaman wrote: | hahahaha
the best thing about old porno's are the way they actually try to weave a story into it.
atleast nowadays they basically have given up trying to make porns 'movies' and just focus on the sex (like it should be, really, who gives a shit about what the hot chick is saying, i just wanna see her do dirty shit, not talk and act badly) |
Me and some friends were hanging out at a friends apartment. Will his GF was the only girl there, the rest were us guys. She decides she's feeling frisky and turns on HBO and had some softcore porn on.
Fucking brilliant I tell you, the story was....wait for it.....here it comes.....A FUCKING MURDER SCENE!!!!
Detective goes o the neighbors house asking around, they go back to the backyard to see the body, ambulance takes em away, and the detective and the neighbor fucking right next to the blood pool.
Buddy was so pissed off the whole time i was dieing from laughter
oh, and anyone seen bulletproof with adam sandler?
"You know how I can tell this is a 70's porno? The dudes dick had side burns!"
oh...and um...
ROFLMAO |
yeah, we have that shit here too but its on reg tv. On tmn (which is Canadian HBO), its hardcore stuff after 12am.
Yeah, that line in bulletproof cracked me up, still does when i watch it. they didnt believe in trimming/shaving back then i think dude.
Ive seen some nasty ass 70's porn where the chicks had bushes all the way up to their belly's and the guys are still going down on em. Nasty... |
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LeoNatan
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This thread deserves a bump.
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$n@ke
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| Posted: Wed, 13th Jan 2010 17:09 Post subject: |
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LOL, blast from the past.
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pancake
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ixigia
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LeoNatan
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| Posted: Wed, 13th Jan 2010 18:43 Post subject: |
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Check the Dramatica link, it has a lot.
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