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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Sep 2008 03:40    Post subject: fuck this shitty site
dont you just hate yahoo



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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Sep 2008 03:50    Post subject:
lol good movie!


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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Sep 2008 04:02    Post subject:
I remember watching the bit where he's shagging the whore in front of the mirror while both my parents were there. It was awkward. Embarassed


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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Sep 2008 04:12    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
I remember watching the bit where he's shagging the whore in front of the mirror while both my parents were there. It was awkward. Embarassed


Why was it awkward? Your an adult, your parents are adult. They know you like women (least i hope you do), so whats the problem.

Whenever my dad and I watch tv and they show a sex scene or female nudity, we always comment on it. Like "damn, those are nice tits". Tho, my dad says more graphic type things

No need to feel awkward when your an adult and your watching an adult movie with your parents man Smile


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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Sep 2008 04:18    Post subject:
I think I was 15 at the time. Very Happy


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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Sep 2008 04:28    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
I think I was 15 at the time. Very Happy


Oh, i thought you meant you were the same age you are now

Yeah, that would be weird at that age, for some ppl anyway.

My family is very open with sexuality so things like that never made me feel uncomfortable when I reached my teenage years.

The only thing that used to piss me off was my brother. Cause he would make a big deal outta it. That is, until i found out a the worst embarassing story about him. Then he stopped.
That story still cracks me up when I think about it.

And when I see his ex gf who was involved, I burst out laughing cause she moved to the same city me and my brother moved too lol


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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Sep 2008 06:04    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
AnimalMother wrote:
I think I was 15 at the time. Very Happy


Oh, i thought you meant you were the same age you are now

Yeah, that would be weird at that age, for some ppl anyway.

My family is very open with sexuality so things like that never made me feel uncomfortable when I reached my teenage years.

The only thing that used to piss me off was my brother. Cause he would make a big deal outta it. That is, until i found out a the worst embarassing story about him. Then he stopped.
That story still cracks me up when I think about it.

And when I see his ex gf who was involved, I burst out laughing cause she moved to the same city me and my brother moved too lol


Dare we ask this story?
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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Sep 2008 06:27    Post subject:
yeah can we hear it , we promise we will not say it to anyone , noooo we use our secret sensor bar to hide it
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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Sep 2008 06:57    Post subject: Re: fuck this shitty site
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You ragin kid?
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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Sep 2008 06:57    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Sep 2008 08:09    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
AnimalMother wrote:
I think I was 15 at the time. Very Happy


Oh, i thought you meant you were the same age you are now

Yeah, that would be weird at that age, for some ppl anyway.

My family is very open with sexuality so things like that never made me feel uncomfortable when I reached my teenage years.

The only thing that used to piss me off was my brother. Cause he would make a big deal outta it. That is, until i found out a the worst embarassing story about him. Then he stopped.
That story still cracks me up when I think about it.

And when I see his ex gf who was involved, I burst out laughing cause she moved to the same city me and my brother moved too lol


Dare we ask this story?


lol

well here it is

My brother must have been..19 or so. Cause if was 9. He's 10 years older than me.
Anyway, his gf's parents went out for the weekend and he was stayin over. The first night they went out to the club and all that stuff. Came home loaded and passed out without having sex. The next night they stayed in and were gunna watch a movie.
So they are sittin there watching tv, makin out and feeling each other up. She leans in and whispers "go down on me". So my brother says sure (she was hot). So he takes her pants off then her panties. She lays down and spreads her legs and my brother goes in. As he got closer he smelt something really nasty. Anyway, he's face to face with it now and there is green puss/ooze coming outta her cunt. My brother ran to the washroom and yacked and ended up coming home.
She said she had a yeast infection but I think it was something different, ghoneera (sp?) perhaps. My exwife has had yeast infections before and I have never heard of green puss seeping outta her cunt before

I got one more, but its about my brothers friend.

Long story short, the guys girl had a yeast infection. She didnt tell him. He went down on her (in the dark). The next day he complained to my brother that it tasted really funny, smelled a lil funny and his tounge feels weird. Anyway, he ended up getting a yeast infection in his mouth.

I found that out because one time he came over and was drinking something and I asked him if i could have some and my brother yelled at me "NO!". Later on I asked what the big deal was and he told me lol poor bastard.
I'd flip if a chick didnt tell me she had a yeast infection and I went down on her and ended up gettin it

Happy you asked? lol Smile


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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Sep 2008 08:47    Post subject:
The term Cunt sounds really disgusting. I don't know why. Laughing

I wouldn't want to go down on a cunt. Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Sep 2008 08:49    Post subject:
KrAzY-KaMeL wrote:
The term Cunt sounds really disgusting. I don't know why. Laughing

I wouldn't want to go down on a cunt. Laughing


Cunt, pussy, snatch, box etc all the same

Personally, I prefer pussy in the respect of a woman whispering in my ear "eat my pussy" or something like that

But otherwise, it doesnt matter whatcha call it.

I never liked the actual term, Vagina. It sounds so...medicalish (if thats a word lol )


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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Sep 2008 08:50    Post subject:
Better triple check gf's pussy before going down on her Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Sep 2008 08:58    Post subject:
wawrzul wrote:
Better triple check gf's pussy before going down on her Very Happy


yeah man, I always look before I eat ya know.

If its sloppy, no way in hell. And its not like if I dont go down on her I expect her to go down on me. I realize its a two way street ya know?

You know what i hate? When I girl asks you to go down on her, you do and you do it well. You finish and then you want your cock sucked and she complains about it. I hate that

Guys have to deal with juice right from the get go. Women get what, 10 seconds of juice at the end of the whole thing.

And really, its not like pussy tastes like candy. it doesnt taste bad, but its not the most pleasent taste either ya know?


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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Sep 2008 09:15    Post subject:
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You know what i hate? When I girl asks you to go down on her, you do and you do it well. You finish and then you want your cock sucked and she complains about it. I hate that


Amen.


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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Sep 2008 09:46    Post subject:
tainted4ever wrote:
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You know what i hate? When I girl asks you to go down on her, you do and you do it well. You finish and then you want your cock sucked and she complains about it. I hate that


Amen.


What, that actually happens? Laughing


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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Sep 2008 09:55    Post subject:
_SiN_ wrote:
tainted4ever wrote:
Quote:

You know what i hate? When I girl asks you to go down on her, you do and you do it well. You finish and then you want your cock sucked and she complains about it. I hate that


Amen.


What, that actually happens? Laughing


well, not anymore because the women i date are mature and arent all grossed out by oral sex

but when I was younger alot of girls were like that. they thought it was gross....tho getting wet pussy in your face for 15 minutes is ok...

women in their late 20s to mid 30's are more mature and realise it works both ways. I do you, you do me ya know?


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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Sep 2008 11:09    Post subject:
In my experience, early 20's girls have no problem whatsoever with oral sex, be it giving or recieving Smile


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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Sep 2008 12:27    Post subject:
mine has a problem going down... cause it won't fit in her mouth Crying or Very sad


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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Sep 2008 12:43    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
wawrzul wrote:
Better triple check gf's pussy before going down on her Very Happy

You know what i hate? When I girl asks you to go down on her, you do and you do it well. You finish and then you want your cock sucked and she complains about it. I hate that

Fuck 'em i say! I would slap the bitch! Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Sep 2008 14:16    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
mine has a problem going down... cause it won't fit in her mouth Crying or Very sad


What she means is she doesn't know when it's in her mouth.

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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Sep 2008 14:20    Post subject:
No, i think his gf is 2 years old Razz


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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Sep 2008 20:25    Post subject:
_SiN_ wrote:
tainted4ever wrote:
Quote:

You know what i hate? When I girl asks you to go down on her, you do and you do it well. You finish and then you want your cock sucked and she complains about it. I hate that


Amen.


What, that actually happens? Laughing
Yes. A lot. It's really annoying.
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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Sep 2008 20:52    Post subject:
Jenni wrote:
WaldoJ wrote:
mine has a problem going down... cause it won't fit in her mouth Crying or Very sad


What she means is she doesn't know when it's in her mouth.

Razz


Laughing Razz Maybe. Maybe. I'll ask her when I'm not sick.


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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Sep 2008 22:44    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
wawrzul wrote:
Better triple check gf's pussy before going down on her Very Happy


yeah man, I always look before I eat ya know.

If its sloppy, no way in hell. And its not like if I dont go down on her I expect her to go down on me. I realize its a two way street ya know?

You know what i hate? When I girl asks you to go down on her, you do and you do it well. You finish and then you want your cock sucked and she complains about it. I hate that

Guys have to deal with juice right from the get go. Women get what, 10 seconds of juice at the end of the whole thing.

And really, its not like pussy tastes like candy. it doesnt taste bad, but its not the most pleasent taste either ya know?


Well when one is horny it actually is. Nice that is.
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PostPosted: Sat, 20th Sep 2008 00:22    Post subject:
Nailbiter wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
wawrzul wrote:
Better triple check gf's pussy before going down on her Very Happy


yeah man, I always look before I eat ya know.

If its sloppy, no way in hell. And its not like if I dont go down on her I expect her to go down on me. I realize its a two way street ya know?

You know what i hate? When I girl asks you to go down on her, you do and you do it well. You finish and then you want your cock sucked and she complains about it. I hate that

Guys have to deal with juice right from the get go. Women get what, 10 seconds of juice at the end of the whole thing.

And really, its not like pussy tastes like candy. it doesnt taste bad, but its not the most pleasent taste either ya know?


Well when one is horny it actually is. Nice that is.


lol Laughing


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PostPosted: Sat, 20th Sep 2008 12:10    Post subject:
tainted4ever wrote:
_SiN_ wrote:
tainted4ever wrote:


Amen.


What, that actually happens? Laughing
Yes. A lot. It's really annoying.


I think you're hitting on the wrong girls man Very Happy


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PostPosted: Sat, 20th Sep 2008 15:03    Post subject:
tainted4ever wrote:
_SiN_ wrote:
tainted4ever wrote:


Amen.


What, that actually happens? Laughing
Yes. A lot. It's really annoying.


Maybe wash it a little before? Razz
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PostPosted: Sat, 20th Sep 2008 20:52    Post subject:
Nailbiter wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
wawrzul wrote:
Better triple check gf's pussy before going down on her Very Happy


yeah man, I always look before I eat ya know.

If its sloppy, no way in hell. And its not like if I dont go down on her I expect her to go down on me. I realize its a two way street ya know?

You know what i hate? When I girl asks you to go down on her, you do and you do it well. You finish and then you want your cock sucked and she complains about it. I hate that

Guys have to deal with juice right from the get go. Women get what, 10 seconds of juice at the end of the whole thing.

And really, its not like pussy tastes like candy. it doesnt taste bad, but its not the most pleasent taste either ya know?


Well when one is horny it actually is. Nice that is.




And here we have a real man Laughing
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