Large Hadron Collider Countdown
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JahLux
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 02:13    Post subject: Large Hadron Collider Countdown
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 02:18    Post subject:
I don't care, thats enough time left to finish Mass Effect


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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 02:23    Post subject:
I hope something crazy happens, think half-life Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 02:26    Post subject:
im really looking forward to this device. its fucking cool


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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 02:48    Post subject:
fuck all is gonna happen.

99% of scientists debunked the theory as sci-fi fantasy. The most that will happen is the machine will explode and take the building with it.


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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 02:58    Post subject:
Yeah but it's more fun to think that an accident could rip the very fabric of existence asunder, or at least open a portal to hell or to the evil mirror dimension.
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 03:50    Post subject:
im hoping for micro black holes and lots of them close enough to form larger ones Very Happy dark matter sounds good to though
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 08:07    Post subject:
Hahahaha. Firstly I kept reading the hadron as hardon. Latent homosexuality and such or summin but this topic is in the jokes section. Secondly... if shit does go wrong... make sure you drink a lot Razz


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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 09:21    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
Hahahaha. Firstly I kept reading the hadron as hardon. Latent homosexuality and such or summin but this topic is in the jokes section. Secondly... if shit does go wrong... make sure you drink a lot Razz
If shit goes wrong you won't have time to notice shit going wrong Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 12:42    Post subject:
In the immortal words of Doc Brown: "If we're lucky, the event will be localised and only destroy our own galaxy."


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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jun 2008 13:09    Post subject:
yeah i also read hardon lmao

The Grid will also be activaded the same day
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PostPosted: Mon, 23rd Jun 2008 09:39    Post subject:
14 days Very Happy


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PostPosted: Mon, 23rd Jun 2008 09:42    Post subject:
I'm really curious to see what's gonna happen Smile


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PostPosted: Mon, 23rd Jun 2008 22:12    Post subject:
Nice only 14days, can't wait!!
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PostPosted: Mon, 23rd Jun 2008 22:48    Post subject: 1.21 jiggowatts
i've already been in teh future to see what happens .. took a screen cap too

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PostPosted: Mon, 23rd Jun 2008 23:17    Post subject:
lol

I read that those dreaded black hole experiments are scheduled for October 21st 2008 at 9:30 AM GMT. We might have to be a little more patient.


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PostPosted: Mon, 23rd Jun 2008 23:24    Post subject:
I don't live far from that thing... Remember being there with my physics teacher and classmates when in college. Shit that was about 10 years ago... I remember being told that this kind of thing could maybe create a black hole or some shit... That probably the most impressive piece of technology I've ever seen.
I also have a friend who used to work there as an electrician...I hope he's done his job right... Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jun 2008 00:45    Post subject:
briareos wrote:
I don't live far from that thing... Remember being there with my physics teacher and classmates when in college. Shit that was about 10 years ago... I remember being told that this kind of thing could maybe create a black hole or some shit... That probably the most impressive piece of technology I've ever seen.
I also have a friend who used to work there as an electrician...I hope he's done his job right... Laughing


if he didn't just give us his name and address so we can kill him before Earth falls into singularity. Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jun 2008 00:48    Post subject:
It wouldn't be a surprise if they delay tests to 2012. And that's when the shit'll hit the fan to make the prophecy come true Smile


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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jun 2008 00:50    Post subject:
somehow I doubt that the Mayans knew about the LHC , if the "prophecy" is to come true it can only be due to a large astronomical body that somehow only the mayans were able to see and all the generations that came after missed that big rock that was right before our eyes for more than 600 years. Wink

and btw, from what I understand there is no mayan prophecy about the end of the world, the mayan calendar just happens to stop on december 21 of 2012, the prophecies that exist were created long after the mayans were gone, they were made by more recent generations that couldn't understand why the mayan calendar ends at such a random date, it's a little bit like religion, one man comes down the mountain with two plates of stone with writings in it, and all of a sudden everyone knows he talked to god.
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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jun 2008 07:34    Post subject:
Hmm, I have to agree that the possibility of a resonance cascade scenario is extremely low.
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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jun 2008 07:59    Post subject:
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The first delay was precipitated by an accident in March 2007 during stress testing of one of the LHC's "quadrupole" magnets.

A statement carried on the Cern website from the US laboratory that provided the magnet stated that the equipment had experienced a "failure" when supporting structures "broke".

It later emerged that the magnet had exploded in the tunnel, close to one of the LHC's most important detectors, prompting the the facility to be evacuated.
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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jun 2008 08:08    Post subject:
ah , people were probably saying the same shit when they built the Stanford Linear Accelerator back in the 80s ..
anyway , hang on to your shirts and hats kids cause we're ALL GONNA DIE!
it'll be a CATastrophy , pray for our saviour
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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jun 2008 11:07    Post subject:
The thing is that even in a million years those micro black holes (if they persist that long, which btw they don't) wouldn't done anything bad. If I remember it correctly it has something to do with the inertia of the micro black hole... so no doomsday scenario Sad But if they really discover Higgs bozon it would mean a breakthrough of new theories (yeeehaaa for me Smile )


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PostPosted: Tue, 24th Jun 2008 22:29    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
Hahahaha. Firstly I kept reading the hadron as hardon. Latent homosexuality and such or summin but this topic is in the jokes section. Secondly... if shit does go wrong... make sure you drink a lot Razz

this hardon?

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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Jun 2008 15:40    Post subject:
Hierofan wrote:
WaldoJ wrote:
Hahahaha. Firstly I kept reading the hadron as hardon. Latent homosexuality and such or summin but this topic is in the jokes section. Secondly... if shit does go wrong... make sure you drink a lot Razz

this hardon?





I literally fell of my chair, I almost chocked on the popcorn. Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Jun 2008 16:58    Post subject:
there was a comic with the LHC and HL2's gordon freeman some time ago and i cant remember where i got it from. Any of you know what i m talking about and can help me out?
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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Jun 2008 17:09    Post subject:
haha, read hardon too, lol.
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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Jun 2008 17:12    Post subject:
lol that pic is epic


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