Thai wife
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Cohen




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PostPosted: Fri, 7th Mar 2008 02:55    Post subject: Thai wife
A guy is laying in bed after making love to his new Thai wife.

she begins stroking his dick.

He asks "do you want more sex?"

She repliess "no, im just admiring your cock."

Puzzled and amused, he replies "why?"

She looks up and says "I just miss mine."


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KaputXino




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Location: "Poitugal"
PostPosted: Fri, 7th Mar 2008 03:03    Post subject:
ROTFL!!....too true, i've been in Thailand and i know the stats (and no, i haven't been with one)


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Mortibus




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PostPosted: Fri, 7th Mar 2008 03:46    Post subject:
Person One: What are you doing after school?
Person Two: Having pol with my cat.
Person One: Ew.
Person Two: Just kidding. Your cat.

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PoorLeno




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PostPosted: Fri, 7th Mar 2008 14:30    Post subject:
Hwat russian word for sex? (sex?) the only thing that springs to mind with POL is BOL, which is pain... ;/


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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Fri, 7th Mar 2008 14:32    Post subject:
Pol is sex, but as far as I know, not for sexual intercourse, but as in sex type, i.e. male or female (or asexual Razz).
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PoorLeno




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PostPosted: Fri, 7th Mar 2008 14:36    Post subject:
Now I get it. Jeeesh, but that's just how LeoNatan puts it word for GENDER. Confused the fuck out of me. Nobody uses POL to mean sexual intercourse... ehehe

I'm gonna gender your cat. No wait, I'll gender my cat.


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PumpAction
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PostPosted: Fri, 7th Mar 2008 14:59    Post subject:
Why didn't you just write:
Having sex with my cat.

You wouldn't have needed the "translation"
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Mortibus




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PostPosted: Fri, 7th Mar 2008 15:00    Post subject:
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