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Cohen

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Posted: Thu, 13th Dec 2007 20:40 Post subject: 10 reasons why your PC is better than a GF	Quick Quote Quote

10: If it is pissing you off, just turn it off. 9: If you want, it will always be turned on. 8: it will never moan when you want to play with it all the time. 7: When it has a problem, it doesn't nag you about it constantly. 6: If it does, error messages can always be disabled. 5: Your PC lets you have as many female friends as you like. 4: it can entertain you whenever you like. 3: It's monthly reminders are only white bubble boxes on the toolbar. 2: it doesn't have relatives and its mother is plastic and can not talk. 1: When the parts get old you can replace them. troll detected by SiN Last edited by Cohen on Thu, 13th Dec 2007 20:43; edited 1 time in total

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CaptainCox
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Posted: Thu, 13th Dec 2007 20:42 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

True, true...darn, it's all TRUE!

Spiderman
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Posted: Thu, 13th Dec 2007 20:57 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

so in other words you are learning to have sex with your monitor

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AnimalMother

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Posted: Thu, 13th Dec 2007 21:04 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Did you make these up yourself? They're bad... "Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D "Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"

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Kamikaze666

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Posted: Thu, 13th Dec 2007 21:05 Post subject:

you're signature outclasses all 10 reasons

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PC awesome button = Uninstall!

deelix
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Posted: Thu, 13th Dec 2007 21:10 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

"7: When it has a problem, it doesn't nag you about it constantly." That depends.. Norton and Zone Alarm will

Spiderman
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Posted: Thu, 13th Dec 2007 21:15 Post subject:

Kamikaze666 wrote:

you're signature outclasses all 10 reasons

HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA

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Mortibus

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Posted: Thu, 13th Dec 2007 21:29 Post subject:

u can fuck with your pc, but u can't fuck it Wink

for US residents

Spoiler:

so u need only one reason to replace your pc with your gf

unless:

1}U are ghey
2}U are impotent
3}or some poor loser who can't have sex with chicks for some personal reason

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Spiderman
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Posted: Thu, 13th Dec 2007 23:14 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Guess now you can have sex with your computer though USB http://crzyland.com/2006/12/27/interactive-usb-sex-toys/ LOL hahaha

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Mortibus

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Posted: Thu, 13th Dec 2007 23:45 Post subject:

BlueSkyz wrote:

Guess now you can have sex with your computer though USB
http://crzyland.com/2006/12/27/interactive-usb-sex-toys/

LOL hahaha

this will never change real pussy

or read third section Razz

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