My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her
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Laurentiu499




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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Jan 2010 19:20    Post subject: My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her
I said ... Alright fatty ! Very Happy





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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Jan 2010 19:40    Post subject:
Good thing she's immaginary then Smile
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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Jan 2010 19:49    Post subject:
kenny64 wrote:
Good thing she's immaginary then Smile


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Jan 2010 20:42    Post subject:
LOL, Sabin. Laughing


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Jan 2010 20:54    Post subject:
Hey guys us everything all right?! I saw the smoke from the topic list!


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Jan 2010 20:57    Post subject:
Pretty sure she meant wag your dick in her face, than walk off stating that she can't have none.


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PostPosted: Sat, 23rd Jan 2010 23:15    Post subject:
She wanted oral sex.
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AwE




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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Jan 2010 03:37    Post subject:
every girls wants oral sex... pfff...
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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Jan 2010 04:45    Post subject:
They all want 2 hours of oral and foreplay after giving you a 5 minute BJ
it's a matter of who's getting it first, if you do then get the hell out of there right after.
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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Jan 2010 06:37    Post subject:
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My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her


Wait till she sleeps and fart in her face Wink
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Jan 2010 12:43    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
They all want 2 hours of oral and foreplay after giving you a 5 minute BJ
it's a matter of who's getting it first, if you do then get the hell out of there right after.



If you know what you are doing it should not take 2 hrs to do oral sex.
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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Jan 2010 13:10    Post subject:
If you're not gay, pleasuring your gf orally shouldn't be a problem in the first place Laughing


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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Jan 2010 14:05    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
FireMaster wrote:
They all want 2 hours of oral and foreplay after giving you a 5 minute BJ
it's a matter of who's getting it first, if you do then get the hell out of there right after.



If you know what you are doing it should not take 2 hrs to do oral sex.
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PostPosted: Sun, 24th Jan 2010 14:07    Post subject:
haha true. But then again we don't know kind of weird chicks FM stumble upon Wink
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WankStaiNuK




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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jan 2010 17:58    Post subject:
AwE wrote:
every girls wants oral sex... pfff...


r u sure about that? ever since ive got back with my ex, shes not interested!!! what a fucking wierdo!! if she dont get back into it soon, she can go fist herself, and im outta there!!
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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jan 2010 20:11    Post subject:
WankStaiNuK wrote:
AwE wrote:
every girls wants oral sex... pfff...


r u sure about that? ever since ive got back with my ex, shes not interested!!! what a fucking wierdo!! if she dont get back into it soon, she can go fist herself, and im outta there!!


Rofl... i feel for you
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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jan 2010 21:03    Post subject:
WankStaiNuK wrote:
AwE wrote:
every girls wants oral sex... pfff...


r u sure about that? ever since ive got back with my ex, shes not interested!!! what a fucking wierdo!! if she dont get back into it soon, she can go fist herself, and im outta there!!


sounds like she's getting it from someone else


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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jan 2010 22:18    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Jan 2010 22:35    Post subject:
WankStaiNuK wrote:


r u sure about that? ever since ive got back with my ex, shes not interested!!! what a fucking wierdo!! if she dont get back into it soon, she can go fist herself, and im outta there!!


tainted4ever wrote:
fuck her in teh butt

But I suppose you already did, so that won't help.
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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Jan 2010 13:03    Post subject:
Reklis wrote:
WankStaiNuK wrote:


r u sure about that? ever since ive got back with my ex, shes not interested!!! what a fucking wierdo!! if she dont get back into it soon, she can go fist herself, and im outta there!!


tainted4ever wrote:
fuck her in teh butt

But I suppose you already did, so that won't help.


Rofl, yea its a wierd one, and yea ive fucked her in teh butt!!
i told her last night to sort it out, hahahaha
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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Jan 2010 15:00    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Wed, 27th Jan 2010 15:53    Post subject:
WankStaiNuK wrote:
Reklis wrote:
WankStaiNuK wrote:


r u sure about that? ever since ive got back with my ex, shes not interested!!! what a fucking wierdo!! if she dont get back into it soon, she can go fist herself, and im outta there!!


tainted4ever wrote:
fuck her in teh butt

But I suppose you already did, so that won't help.


Rofl, yea its a wierd one, and yea ive fucked her in teh butt!!
i told her last night to sort it out, hahahaha


The wank stain is thick in this one


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WankStaiNuK




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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Jan 2010 10:21    Post subject:
Yondaime wrote:
WankStaiNuK wrote:
Reklis wrote:



But I suppose you already did, so that won't help.


Rofl, yea its a wierd one, and yea ive fucked her in teh butt!!
i told her last night to sort it out, hahahaha


pix or it didn't happen


get ur rat out Razz
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Jan 2010 13:42    Post subject:
WankStaiNuK wrote:
Yondaime wrote:
WankStaiNuK wrote:


Rofl, yea its a wierd one, and yea ive fucked her in teh butt!!
i told her last night to sort it out, hahahaha


pix or it didn't happen


get ur rat out Razz

We need evidences, sir Wank, or it clearly didn't happen and you simply lied and used internet in order to celebrate and magnify false sexual performances.

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WankStaiNuK




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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Jan 2010 14:05    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
WankStaiNuK wrote:
Yondaime wrote:


pix or it didn't happen


get ur rat out Razz

We need evidences, sir Wank, or it clearly didn't happen and you simply lied and used internet in order to celebrate and magnify false sexual performances.

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lmao, um, ur not talking to timechange here m8 Surprised
i dont take photos and post on forums, im not retarded!! Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Jan 2010 14:24    Post subject:
WankStaiNuK wrote:
ixigia wrote:
WankStaiNuK wrote:


get ur rat out Razz

We need evidences, sir Wank, or it clearly didn't happen and you simply lied and used internet in order to celebrate and magnify false sexual performances.

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lmao, um, ur not talking to timechange here m8 Surprised
i dont take photos and post on forums, im not retarded!! Twisted Evil

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