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 Posted: Wed, 16th May 2007 06:55 Post subject: Spanish |
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...why the fuck is it required for you to learn an approved second language in the state of California? I mean, a lot of us already know a second (Serbian, me), and yet they won't let me graduate until I know either: German, French, Spanish, Mandarin, or HEBREW. Yes, fuck yes baby Hebrew is an approved language, but what about Russian? No fucking way. I mean, how many people in this world speak Hebrew and how many Russian? I mean, somebody, please fucking tell me where the mother fucking in bred shit eating fatherless trailer park cousin loving fucker closet fag who can with some sense of misplaced pride claim that this inane and idiotic rule was conceived by his diseased, down-syndrome affected mind is living, so that I can find him and have him spread his legs so that I go exploring in that bloody crevice he refers to as an asshole in search of some form of semi-intelligent shit that I can dump into his sorry excuse for a head so that he is able to claim at least at one point in his shitty little miserable life that he has something in between his ears aside from a string that holds them together.
I mean, hell, I have nothing against Jews, or Hebrew, I just have a problem with the fact that in a country such as America, where they tout equality, especially in their school system, that they grant such a great privilege to some minority with cash just like that.
And don't even get me started on the announcement I heard this morning on the intercom: "Will all African American males with a GPA of 3.0 or higher who wish to attend UC Berkley please immediately visit the college guidance office. " And this is in the middle of US History, where our teacher was in the middle of explaining how everyone in the State of California is equal before public educational institutions, no matter what their race, origin, skin, religion, or sexual orientation is. And of course, as soon as the announcement is over I shout out in my best Shakespearian voice: "OOH THE FUCKING IRONY". And of course I get my ass sent to a counselor. Yeah baby, 19 referrals this semester, keeping with my Balkan heritage.
Yeah, so, now where was I? Ah yes, the hypocrisy of this country. Fucking little fags had a little bukkake party 300 years ago with some homo French; you know the type who stand around all day long waving their arms and shouting Viva la Revolucion. Now from these fags our forefathers apparently digested too much French sperm, so apart from the obvious side effect that our clergy and political leader indulge in fondling little boys during service, they also had a revolution with all the great fucking French notions and enough propaganda to make Stalin blush. They write in their insignificant little constitution that our Presidents so happily piss on, and the rest of the world laughs at, that all men are born equal. Oh, no shit sherlock? Man, fuck me sideways and call me spanky, but is some kid from EPA or South Compton as privileged as a guy whose dad run fucking Sun Microsystems? No, and you know why? Because of the smug little society you have created based upon your shitty little constitution of lies that we tote as a shield of freedom, but is little more than a cloak for an imperialistic regime supported by people too stupid to realize THAT JAPAN AND CRETE ARE NOT THE FUCKING SAME THING. Which brings this pointless but nevertheless amusing tirade to my next point: the pitiful amounts of knowledge I gain in this mental institution also known as school. I mean for fucks sake, I TEACH THE CLASS WORLD HISTORY. THE FUCKING TEACHER GIVES ME 30 EXTRA CREDIT POINTS FOR EACH CLASS, AND SITS AROUND ON HER SHITTY LITTLE MYSPACE THAT I NEVERTHELESS HACKED AND TALKS ABOUT WHAT PAIR OF LITTLE PINK PANTIES SHES GONNA BUY AND SHOVE SO FAR UP HER ASS THAT SHE CHOKES ON THEM. And god willing she does, so maybe then they replace her with someone who is not more intelligent, but hotter. BITCH JUST because you are blond and don't wear underwear does not mean that the entire male student body of this school gets a hard on looking at your shitty little face that looks like a blow-torched barbie doll dropped from the top of a cliff, and hit every rock on the way down. Plus, with all the black mileage on your clit, fucking you would probably be the same as tossing a hot dog down a tunnel, except the tunnel would probably have a higher fucking IQ.
Now, this post has been cut short because my gf is feeling lonely again, and is probably bored of fiddling with her older brothers dick so now I have to go over there and comfort her. I'll do this again the next time some fucking VIETNAMESE SLIT EYES PIECE OF SHIT WITH A FUCKING VISER DARKER THAN THE 4TH STREET OAKLAND IN A MINI VAN FULL OF 13 KID TRIES TO RUN ME OVER. I mean, she was driving ON THE FUCKING SIDEWALK. Fucker her, I broke all the windows in her car with a rock, and now lets see if someone ID'd me. One more on my record and I have to go before a commitee and show them that I am not a delinquent. FUCK I WANT TO SAY MORE.
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scanberg_
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| Posted: Wed, 16th May 2007 07:03 Post subject: |
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Drop out of highschool and attend business school, Then transfer to university two years later with a degree,
You can also attend art school, or the french foreign legion - provided you're over 18.
and on a final note, Don't even go to college - indy music sucks.
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| Posted: Wed, 16th May 2007 07:06 Post subject: |
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ahhh, the wonders of our piece of shit country.
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nouseforaname
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| Posted: Wed, 16th May 2007 07:38 Post subject: Re: Spanish |
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| tainted4ever wrote: | ...why the fuck is it required for you to learn an approved second language in the state of California? I mean, a lot of us already know a second (Serbian, me), and yet they won't let me graduate until I know either: German, French, Spanish, Mandarin, or HEBREW. Yes, fuck yes baby Hebrew is an approved language, but what about Russian? No fucking way. I mean, how many people in this world speak Hebrew and how many Russian? I mean, somebody, please fucking tell me where the mother fucking in bred shit eating fatherless trailer park cousin loving fucker closet fag who can with some sense of misplaced pride claim that this inane and idiotic rule was conceived by his diseased, down-syndrome affected mind is living, so that I can find him and have him spread his legs so that I go exploring in that bloody crevice he refers to as an asshole in search of some form of semi-intelligent shit that I can dump into his sorry excuse for a head so that he is able to claim at least at one point in his shitty little miserable life that he has something in between his ears aside from a string that holds them together.
I mean, hell, I have nothing against Jews, or Hebrew, I just have a problem with the fact that in a country such as America, where they tout equality, especially in their school system, that they grant such a great privilege to some minority with cash just like that.
And don't even get me started on the announcement I heard this morning on the intercom: "Will all African American males with a GPA of 3.0 or higher who wish to attend UC Berkley please immediately visit the college guidance office. " And this is in the middle of US History, where our teacher was in the middle of explaining how everyone in the State of California is equal before public educational institutions, no matter what their race, origin, skin, religion, or sexual orientation is. And of course, as soon as the announcement is over I shout out in my best Shakespearian voice: "OOH THE FUCKING IRONY". And of course I get my ass sent to a counselor. Yeah baby, 19 referrals this semester, keeping with my Balkan heritage.
Yeah, so, now where was I? Ah yes, the hypocrisy of this country. Fucking little fags had a little bukkake party 300 years ago with some homo French; you know the type who stand around all day long waving their arms and shouting Viva la Revolucion. Now from these fags our forefathers apparently digested too much French sperm, so apart from the obvious side effect that our clergy and political leader indulge in fondling little boys during service, they also had a revolution with all the great fucking French notions and enough propaganda to make Stalin blush. They write in their insignificant little constitution that our Presidents so happily piss on, and the rest of the world laughs at, that all men are born equal. Oh, no shit sherlock? Man, fuck me sideways and call me spanky, but is some kid from EPA or South Compton as privileged as a guy whose dad run fucking Sun Microsystems? No, and you know why? Because of the smug little society you have created based upon your shitty little constitution of lies that we tote as a shield of freedom, but is little more than a cloak for an imperialistic regime supported by people too stupid to realize THAT JAPAN AND CRETE ARE NOT THE FUCKING SAME THING. Which brings this pointless but nevertheless amusing tirade to my next point: the pitiful amounts of knowledge I gain in this mental institution also known as school. I mean for fucks sake, I TEACH THE CLASS WORLD HISTORY. THE FUCKING TEACHER GIVES ME 30 EXTRA CREDIT POINTS FOR EACH CLASS, AND SITS AROUND ON HER SHITTY LITTLE MYSPACE THAT I NEVERTHELESS HACKED AND TALKS ABOUT WHAT PAIR OF LITTLE PINK PANTIES SHES GONNA BUY AND SHOVE SO FAR UP HER ASS THAT SHE CHOKES ON THEM. And god willing she does, so maybe then they replace her with someone who is not more intelligent, but hotter. BITCH JUST because you are blond and don't wear underwear does not mean that the entire male student body of this school gets a hard on looking at your shitty little face that looks like a blow-torched barbie doll dropped from the top of a cliff, and hit every rock on the way down. Plus, with all the black mileage on your clit, fucking you would probably be the same as tossing a hot dog down a tunnel, except the tunnel would probably have a higher fucking IQ.
Now, this post has been cut short because my gf is feeling lonely again, and is probably bored of fiddling with her older brothers dick so now I have to go over there and comfort her. I'll do this again the next time some fucking VIETNAMESE SLIT EYES PIECE OF SHIT WITH A FUCKING VISER DARKER THAN THE 4TH STREET OAKLAND IN A MINI VAN FULL OF 13 KID TRIES TO RUN ME OVER. I mean, she was driving ON THE FUCKING SIDEWALK. Fucker her, I broke all the windows in her car with a rock, and now lets see if someone ID'd me. One more on my record and I have to go before a commitee and show them that I am not a delinquent. FUCK I WANT TO SAY MORE.
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1) because learning a second language isn't easy, and is a good learning experience
2) you don't learn anything of use in high school, which is why college/university is important than the army 
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| Posted: Wed, 16th May 2007 08:05 Post subject: |
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Dude WTF?
Back when I was in high school we had to learn FOUR languages, yes FOUR!!
Dutch, French, English AND German.
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| Posted: Wed, 16th May 2007 08:08 Post subject: |
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useless languages.. why don't they learn you c++?
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Jenni
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| Posted: Wed, 16th May 2007 08:22 Post subject: |
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| kuroi wrote: | Dude WTF?
Back when I was in high school we had to learn FOUR languages, yes FOUR!!
Dutch, French, English AND German. |
So.....When are you going to start learning English?  |
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| Posted: Wed, 16th May 2007 17:14 Post subject: |
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wow Jenni.. You're really pathetic sometimes.. 1 single typo and you just HAVE to point it out
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Jenni
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| Posted: Wed, 16th May 2007 19:37 Post subject: |
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LOL!! I was being sarcastic.
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| Posted: Thu, 17th May 2007 12:48 Post subject: |
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O'RLY?! 
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| Posted: Sun, 20th May 2007 16:51 Post subject: |
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lern manderin (chinese) it will get ferther in life if you want to do bissiness the stupid persons argument is
idiot:"spinsh is better becuse then you can go to spain and speek the laguage."
me:you dont have to lern spanish to go shopping or whatever go into the shop shout and point twitch a bit but dont over do it if this doesnt work start hitting things.
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