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SpykeZ

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Posted: Tue, 8th May 2007 10:54 Post subject: A Giraffe, an Elephant, and a Refrigerator	Quick Quote Quote

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. The questions are NOT that difficult. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

deelix
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Posted: Tue, 8th May 2007 13:34 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

dude.. seriously. This is going to far...

WaldoJ
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Posted: Tue, 8th May 2007 15:10 Post subject:

It's awesome Very Happy

But what if some crocs were like fuck the lion and stayed in the river? Crying or Very sad

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I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself.

ginge51
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Posted: Tue, 8th May 2007 15:14 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

haha quality :d

Kristian

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Posted: Tue, 8th May 2007 15:28 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

we always did this "test" on people back in the 80's when i was 2 yrs old :\ I hate you.

ginge51
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Posted: Tue, 8th May 2007 15:32 Post subject:

Stealth88 wrote:

we always did this "test" on people back in the 80's when i was 2 yrs old :\

2 years old Shocked

that was some years back eh stealth Laughing

60 possibly?

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BearishSun

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Posted: Tue, 8th May 2007 17:31 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

2 years? I remember telling this joke when I was in GRADE school, that was 6-7 years ago talk about old

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