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 Posted: Sat, 14th Apr 2007 22:20 Post subject: Premature Ejaculation |
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A man was having problems with premature ejaculation. This was affecting marital relations with his wife so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem.
In response the doctor said, "When you feel the urge to ejaculate, try startling yourself".
One the way home the man went to a sports store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try out this suggestion he runs home to his wife. When he gets home he is surprised and delighted to find his wife in bed, already naked. He’s so horney and keen to try out his new ’system’ that he doesn’t think twice and leaps on board.
After a few minutes ‘slap and tickle’, they find themselves in the ’69’ position. Sure enough, only moments later the man feels the sudden urge to come. Following doctor’s orders, he grabs the starter pistol off the bedside table and fires it.
The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?"
The man answered, "Just great, asshole...when I fired the pistol my wife shit on my face, bit 3 inches off my dick and my neighbor came out of the closet naked with his hands in the air!"
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headshot
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| Posted: Sat, 14th Apr 2007 22:29 Post subject: |
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lmao
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| Posted: Sat, 14th Apr 2007 23:00 Post subject: |
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GestaltO
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| Posted: Sat, 14th Apr 2007 23:50 Post subject: |
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im curous how you gained this information? have you been watching me?
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Zino
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| Posted: Sun, 15th Apr 2007 12:12 Post subject: |
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Wisconsin: It's illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.
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Horrordee
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deelix
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| Posted: Sun, 15th Apr 2007 13:44 Post subject: |
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| Clevesa wrote: | | lol, good one. |
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| Posted: Sun, 15th Apr 2007 19:39 Post subject: |
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| Klinge wrote: | | Wisconsin: It's illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm. |
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LeoNatan
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| Posted: Sun, 15th Apr 2007 19:48 Post subject: |
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Haha, a funny one... 
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| Posted: Tue, 17th Apr 2007 10:35 Post subject: |
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Hahahah very nice
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