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 Posted: Tue, 3rd Apr 2007 17:35 Post subject: Funny / embarassing situations @ work |
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Hi to all, do you wanna share some of yours most funny / embarassing situations you witnessed at work ??? 
I'll begin with one of my best of all times:
My boss call me in his office for help in resolving some pc problem (as usual).
In his office: "here i am, show me the problem".
Then, with some secret hotkey combination he succeeds in starting windows media player, and immediately opening a video file ...
I remain watching with curiosity and in a few moments begins the titles of a ... porn film !
The list of actors and then some soft sex bits of scenes ...
All of this was 10-15 secs ... then my boss quickly realized he was ... get surprised !
I was watching, i immediately (ehm not because i watch that things ahah) recognized the kind of movie, and i was looking at the monitor and him ...
He panicked, he pushed the off button of the pc with nonchalance, then turned off the monitor, then tried to open the cd tray ... and then asked me ... "Hey what happened ???"
Inside of me i was on the ground laughing like a madman, i wanted to ask him "hey little peanut what the f**k are you saying ??? You have done all this scene to mask that i caught you with a porn film !!!".
I succeeded in mantain my diplomatic fashion and answering him "Oh i don't know, anyway reboot and i'll give it a look".
Then i exited silently the room.
In my mind only a couple of words.
Pathetic. NOOb. Idiot. And a lot of lough.
Some of you have some funny experience to share ?
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| Posted: Tue, 3rd Apr 2007 18:03 Post subject: |
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One day (evening) I fell asleep @ work and the sun went down and it got quite dark outside. The light was out 'cos I was asleep (I have my own room or study whatever it's called).
Then suddenly I wake up cos I hear the boss entering my room. He comes in, looks at me sitting in complete darkness (with only the monitor on), blinking like a person that has just woken up. So he asks smiling "wtf are u doing..?"
And at that point I grab a piece of paper and start sketching some shit on it with very serious face while saying "Oh, I'm working on a new project!".
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| Posted: Tue, 3rd Apr 2007 19:03 Post subject: |
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| Vodka-Redbull wrote: | | Considering his grin and a few giggles... yes |
Eheh you should teach me how to do it, in case i get involved in a similar situation 
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| Posted: Tue, 3rd Apr 2007 21:10 Post subject: |
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One of my staff at work (i manage a 24 hour call centre) came in one night about 2 years ago like 3am after a night on the town to get a taxi from the office to avoid the queues, and pissed on a chair!!!!
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| Posted: Wed, 4th Apr 2007 11:01 Post subject: |
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| GestaltO wrote: | | One of my staff at work (i manage a 24 hour call centre) came in one night about 2 years ago like 3am after a night on the town to get a taxi from the office to avoid the queues, and pissed on a chair!!!! |
Urgh that's really an embarassing situation ! One that i hope i will never be the main actor !
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| Posted: Wed, 4th Apr 2007 11:43 Post subject: |
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needless to say she was sacked. lol
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| Posted: Wed, 4th Apr 2007 15:34 Post subject: |
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| GestaltO wrote: | | needless to say she was sacked. lol |
Ahah something inevitable ...
Uhm ... in the story i talked about then ... if my boss was a wise person should he sack himself for watching porno materials in his office ???
By the way ... since that day we are all ehm many many cautious when we enter his office ... we don't wanna make the same end as the grandmother of the main actor of american pie 5 ... if you have seen that film 
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| Posted: Thu, 5th Apr 2007 11:55 Post subject: |
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| GestaltO wrote: | as of yet i haven't watched american 4 or 5. although i love films and will watch pretty much anything it takes longer to get round to some than other. AP 4/5 are way down on my list cos they dont even have the orginal cast.
As for your boss sacking himself for watching porn in his office then no way. i download stuff post on here, read hundreds of random things i want to learn about and generally do no work unless i have to, most of the time! lol. if he has time to watch porn he's doing his job well  |
AP4 and 5 are not exactly cult movies, however the 5th one has one of those scenes that make you laugh like a iena for some minutes.
For the rest ... yep you are probably right my boss is doing his job rather well ...
Anyway ... one can do the things you mention even if he is not a boss and ... do them just 10 times better
Uhm ... no one has something fun or embarassing happened at work to tell us ???
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