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 Posted: Wed, 8th Nov 2006 23:45 Post subject: |
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AHM ... i wrote FATCAT and some dude said "yeah i now it here try this page"
http://fatcat.burnham.org/
LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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[sYn]
[Moderator] Elitist
Posts: 8374
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| Posted: Thu, 9th Nov 2006 00:22 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Thu, 9th Nov 2006 00:49 Post subject: |
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HAHA
anyway Dazz99 nice ip 
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| Posted: Thu, 9th Nov 2006 01:18 Post subject: |
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Guide not located.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: LisaS
LisaS: Welcome to ChaCha!
LisaS: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
LisaS: how are you today?
You: hi! i'm good, and you? 
LisaS: im great, thanks
LisaS: what can I help you find today?
You: hmm, i'm looking for my old-old uncle named Lolol Dazz
You: maybe you can help me searching for him?
LisaS: any idea what state or country he may be in?
You: yes, he's born in England and should live in England at the moment.
LisaS: let me see what type of resources I can find for you
LisaS: Thanks for coming to ChaCha! Give me a moment while I do all your searching for you!
You: and he should live yet; he's like something over 80 (as my friends said)
LisaS: well im providing you osme search engine that may be able to help, I think most you have to pay to use
You: well that sucks
LisaS: I have another site that may help..not sure if you have to pay, but it may only be in the U.S.
You: and he is homosexual, if that info is any use to you
LisaS: take a look at the final link it may be able to help
You: CRIMETIME?
You: what a name..
LisaS: yes
LisaS: I know
You: why, he's not an criminal
LisaS: my boyfriend was a collector and they used that to hunt down people who didnt pay their bills
LisaS: he doesnt have to be
You: oh, is that so. well, he should pretty rich man
LisaS: ?
You: i mean my uncle
You: i don't think any of this happen to him
LisaS: ahh..well good luck in your search
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| Posted: Thu, 9th Nov 2006 01:24 Post subject: |
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LOL, good shit.
"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D
"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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manwithplanxyz
Posts: 1009
Location: Somewhere in the past looking for the future
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| Posted: Thu, 9th Nov 2006 01:43 Post subject: |
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this thingis fun to mess with
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: CrestonC
CrestonC: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
You: are you there?
CrestonC: Hello
CrestonC: Can you explain your search to me
You: can u help me find teh 2rentz
CrestonC: find what?
You: i need 2 download the new games cuz i are leet
CrestonC: can you please tell me what you would like to search for
You: warez
CrestonC: who is he
CrestonC: is he from mexico?
CrestonC: a pop singer?
You: no warez is software dumbass
CrestonC: whats his first name
You: bootlegged software
CrestonC: plesase dont become abusive info seeker
CrestonC: I am just trying to understand what it is that you are saying and looking for
You: you are terrible at info finding
You: Warez
You: use wikipedia to find what it is
CrestonC: what is bootleg software?
CrestonC: you would you like to purchase a game on the internet?
You: no
You: i want free gamez
CrestonC: gamez?
You: games
You: you are a terribly programed bot
CrestonC: games oh like some flash games
You: goodbyeStatus: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: CrestonC
CrestonC: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
You: are you there?
CrestonC: Hello
CrestonC: Can you explain your search to me
You: can u help me find teh 2rentz
CrestonC: find what?
You: i need 2 download the new games cuz i are leet
CrestonC: can you please tell me what you would like to search for
You: warez
CrestonC: who is he
CrestonC: is he from mexico?
CrestonC: a pop singer?
You: no warez is software dumbass
CrestonC: whats his first name
You: bootlegged software
CrestonC: plesase dont become abusive info seeker
CrestonC: I am just trying to understand what it is that you are saying and looking for
You: you are terrible at info finding
You: Warez
You: use wikipedia to find what it is
CrestonC: what is bootleg software?
CrestonC: you would you like to purchase a game on the internet?
You: no
You: i want free gamez
CrestonC: gamez?
You: games
You: you are a terribly programed bot
You: goodbye
| Clevesa wrote: | | Murder is the best way out of this that I see. |
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| Posted: Thu, 9th Nov 2006 02:01 Post subject: |
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DavidS
DavidS: Welcome to ChaCha!
DavidS: Hi there, how are you?
You: hello
You: i am looking for teh gears of war 2rentz!
DavidS: Sure, are you looking for a site to download the game itself or for the torrent client software?
You: my friends tell me 2rentz are good for free stuff
DavidS: Okay...
DavidS: You will need to download the torrent software first, I'll show you one I use...
You: wat about the gamez!?
DavidS: After you have installed that go to this site and search for gears of war...
DavidS: You already own the retail game though of course?
You: 2rentz!
"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D
"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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| Posted: Thu, 9th Nov 2006 02:05 Post subject: |
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haha wtfz
cockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcock
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| Posted: Thu, 9th Nov 2006 02:10 Post subject: |
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i was looking for "tom hanks is gay"
Hasselhoff got little bit pwned at the end
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: elizabethk
elizabethk: Welcome to ChaCha!
elizabethk: Hi! How are you?
You: hi! im fine, thanks...
elizabethk: You want to see if I can find out if he is--some gossip maybe?
elizabethk: lol, he is married with children but we can check!
You: gossip? why gossip? it should be real
You:
elizabethk: Let me see what I can find!
You: he is married with children?
You: he is an pervert?
elizabethk: Let me find some info, one moment please!
You: oh god
You: what did you just find
elizabethk: I am sorry, it is SNL
You: i don't need to see his testicles xD
You: but information
elizabethk: So sorry, I didn't see that part. I just saw the SNL video.
You: no, wikipedia doesn't mention anything about his "gay things"
You: :
elizabethk: Would you like me to continue searching?
You: searching for testicles? x)
elizabethk: You did not believe me that he was married..that is why I sent that. 
elizabethk: Tom Hanks is gay
elizabethk: more?
You: well, isn't that great news?
elizabethk: Ahhh, I suppose it is fine news. If it is. You will have to read the links to find out the truth.
elizabethk: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: can you find out is David Hasselhoff officially gay now? because he says weird things; i just don't understand if he is or not
elizabethk: I would but I am sorry I can only do one topic per search. This is new for us at ChaCha so I apologize.
elizabethk: You will have to do a new search.
You: hmm
elizabethk: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: but it is, other guy
You: he has nice legs tho
elizabethk: I have never looked, hard to get past the hair on his head.
You: lol
elizabethk: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience! Have a great night!
elizabethk: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
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| Posted: Thu, 9th Nov 2006 02:46 Post subject: |
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Laughing my ass off
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ginge51
Banned
Posts: 1692
Location: England - Manchester
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| Posted: Fri, 10th Nov 2006 05:24 Post subject: |
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hahaha
are these bots then cause i asked and he said no ot last time he checked????
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werdercanuck
Posts: 1562
Location: Pot Capital of Canada (BC)
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| Posted: Fri, 10th Nov 2006 05:37 Post subject: |
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: StephanieA
StephanieA: Welcome to ChaCha!
StephanieA: How are you tonight?
You: not good, im very depressed
StephanieA: How come sweety?
You: long story
StephanieA: I'm hear to listen
StephanieA: I'm a great listener
You: im looking for a guide for a successful suicide, can you find it for me?
StephanieA: Can I help you with something... maybe you came to me for a reason?
You: i already told you what im looking for...please help me find it
StephanieA: Alright honey.. I will
You: found anything yet? the gas from my oven here makes me sleepy...
and then this link came up:
You Are Loved
http://www.uareloved.com/stories.html
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ginge51
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Posts: 1692
Location: England - Manchester
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| Posted: Fri, 10th Nov 2006 06:04 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Fri, 10th Nov 2006 11:17 Post subject: |
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so, i've got already banned for like 20 times or so.. by the system, not by them (as they say)
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Jenni
Banned
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Location: England.
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| Posted: Fri, 10th Nov 2006 12:20 Post subject: |
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KENDRAB
You: Hello
KENDRAB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: are you a bot??
KENDRAB: no real human
You: okay I'm looking for a rope
You: do you think I should get hemp or nylon?
You: it's for Saddam Husseins neck
You: brb
KENDRAB: I can search it for ya
You: yeah great
You: i think it's got to be at least 6 foot long
You: i think a nylon rope may give him friction burns to his neck
KENDRAB: this first site gives different types of rope
You: are they nylon or hemp
KENDRAB: next site is for nylon rope
You: i don't want to burn his beard off
You: climbing ropes are no good. He may escape
You: we don't want him running amok again
You: u never know he may invade Kuwait again
KENDRAB: lol
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| Posted: Fri, 10th Nov 2006 22:15 Post subject: |
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MollyK
MollyK: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: thanks
MollyK: Hi! How can I help you with Alzheimer's medication?
You: with what?
MollyK: Okay...I must have the wrong search query. What can I help you with today?
You: are you a person?
MollyK: yes, I am
MollyK: *laughs* or not...I'm sure some people may argue
You: then why are you talking about querys?
MollyK: because my application is telling me that you were interested in alzheimer's medication, but it seemed like that wasn't what you needed
You: it is
You: i forget things im sorry
You: when you get to be 82 your brains dont function like they used to
MollyK: right...then are you looking for different medication options?
You: i think so
You: my doctor told me about some new drug that would help me
You: but i cant remember
MollyK: okay...let me look real quick for a list...just a moment
You: what is this?
MollyK: it's a list of websites that can tell you different medicines.
MollyK: I'm going to send a couple lists like that, okay?
You: ok
You: are you sure i was looking for that, cause i dont remember
MollyK: Those are two sites that are helpful about Alzheimer's...can I help you with anything else today?
You: i dont see any sites
MollyK: They're under results...if you click on the name, it will take you to the webpage.
You: and i searched for this right?
MollyK: For medication options for Alzheimer's, that was your original request.
MollyK: Is there anything else I can help you with today?
You: are you a person?
MollyK: Indeed, I am
MollyK: A mommy of two
You: ah ok, my doctor told me of this new alzheimer medicin, but i forgot the name
You: can you help me find it?
MollyK: That's right...and the sites I sent will help you...they have a list of medications.
MollyK: Is there anything else I can help you with today?
You: i see, i just click them right?
MollyK: yep...and they are different websites about Alzheimer's...they will lead you to the lists of medicines
You: i clicked on a link and it showed me a site for alzheimer medication, why did it do that?
she couldnt take it anymore i guess
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| Posted: Fri, 10th Nov 2006 22:27 Post subject: |
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| JeanPerrier wrote: | Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MollyK
MollyK: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: thanks
MollyK: Hi! How can I help you with Alzheimer's medication?
You: with what?
MollyK: Okay...I must have the wrong search query. What can I help you with today?
You: are you a person?
MollyK: yes, I am
MollyK: *laughs* or not...I'm sure some people may argue
You: then why are you talking about querys?
MollyK: because my application is telling me that you were interested in alzheimer's medication, but it seemed like that wasn't what you needed
You: it is
You: i forget things im sorry
You: when you get to be 82 your brains dont function like they used to
MollyK: right...then are you looking for different medication options?
You: i think so
You: my doctor told me about some new drug that would help me
You: but i cant remember
MollyK: okay...let me look real quick for a list...just a moment
You: what is this?
MollyK: it's a list of websites that can tell you different medicines.
MollyK: I'm going to send a couple lists like that, okay?
You: ok
You: are you sure i was looking for that, cause i dont remember
MollyK: Those are two sites that are helpful about Alzheimer's...can I help you with anything else today?
You: i dont see any sites
MollyK: They're under results...if you click on the name, it will take you to the webpage.
You: and i searched for this right?
MollyK: For medication options for Alzheimer's, that was your original request.
MollyK: Is there anything else I can help you with today?
You: are you a person?
MollyK: Indeed, I am
MollyK: A mommy of two
You: ah ok, my doctor told me of this new alzheimer medicin, but i forgot the name
You: can you help me find it?
MollyK: That's right...and the sites I sent will help you...they have a list of medications.
MollyK: Is there anything else I can help you with today?
You: i see, i just click them right?
MollyK: yep...and they are different websites about Alzheimer's...they will lead you to the lists of medicines
You: i clicked on a link and it showed me a site for alzheimer medication, why did it do that?
she couldnt take it anymore i guess |
Thankyou, that made me laugh my head off 
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Status: Connected to guide: JuliaN
JuliaN: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: bonjour
JuliaN: hello
You: merci
You: can you help?
JuliaN: with what
You: self sucking
JuliaN: you already asked me that before...
You: thats what i need to find julia
You: did you find anything?
JuliaN: not yet
You: ok i await your gift
You: anything yet?
JuliaN: yea, it says use your hand its easier
JuliaN: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
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werdercanuck
Posts: 1562
Location: Pot Capital of Canada (BC)
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that was a short one:
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AngieD
AngieD: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: thanks
AngieD: How can I help with Tourettes Syndrome
You: im wondering if there is any medication available at the moment
AngieD: I appreciate your patience while I find exactly what you need.
You: goddammit!! thank you
You: diarrhea, poop, shit eater!!!!
AngieD: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (diarrhea, poop, shit eater!!!!)
You: fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck!!! big floppy donkey dick
AngieD: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck!!! big floppy donkey dick)
got kicked after that
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