Golden retrivers..
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Evil Undead Dolphin
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 10:39    Post subject: Golden retrivers..
Everybody like goledn retrivers , everybody talk "oh... how cute they are" , "good puppy"...etc.
I said FUCK THEM! Why are they always smiling and shit , what is so fucking funny!!!
They are everywhere , every second dog is fucking golden retriver , this is driving me nuts , like some kind of world fucking domination , there is no single german shepard in my part of town...,like some biological super weapon experiment...FUCK THEM!
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 11:04    Post subject:
Sad
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 11:13    Post subject:
golden retrievers are the clowns under dogs.

They are funny Smile


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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 11:24    Post subject:
Laughing @ this thread


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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 12:37    Post subject:
My dog looked like a sheep when he was a small bastard.
Now he looks like a dog.
He is a smart and a stupid fucktard, and guess what, it's not a golden retriver. Smile


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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 12:38    Post subject:
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My dog looked like a sheep when he was a small bastard.

Sad poor doggy. I hope you at least used a condom.


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Whats wrong with golden retrivers. Very nice dogs. Very calm and they are perfect if you have kids. Some of the kindest dogs there is. Sure you can raise them to be very aggressive but the chances they will be are less then with most other dogs. They are born kind... Razz

My family had 1 golden retriever and one labrador during my childhood (we had other dogs too of course but thats a different story). The labrador was such a sweet dog. When I was small (like 1-5) it watched me from falling down the stairs, slept with me in the couch if I fell asleep there and was very nice. God I miss that dog sometimes... Sad

However, what I am trying to say here is that the dogs are nice.
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 15:28    Post subject:
seconded, had a golden retriever when i was a kid aswell. thank god it was, cause i had some fixiation on tugging on stuff, and the dog's ears happened to be very tuggable Razz
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 17:02    Post subject:
i hate dogs everytime im with someone who is going on about some dog beeing so cute and then stroking it gets told "now sniff your hand"
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 19:48    Post subject:
Had a golden retriver/labrador once, best dog!


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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 20:49    Post subject:
snop1050 wrote:
i hate dogs everytime im with someone who is going on about some dog beeing so cute and then stroking it gets told "now sniff your hand"


That is not funny.

Yes some dogs do stink if they are left outside with damp fur. My dog doesn't stink. You can walk into my house from the fresh outside air and then sniff the inside of the house. I look for this.

You can get your fingers right into his fur and scratch him and your hands don't stink and he is a husky/aussie kelpie cross. Thick, thick, fur. His feet smell tho. It is a earthy toco sock smell.

He has really stinky breath. I have to do his teeth soon.
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 20:51    Post subject:
dog farts FTW Very Happy


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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 20:52    Post subject:
FUCK, can this dog fart. Holy shit. I have to leave the room and I don't even give him anything off the table!!!!! He has dog food crunchies and that is it. YOu would think a skunk went off.
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 22:00    Post subject:
Im allergic to golden retrivers.

Nice dogs, but they make me sneeze like crazy and my eyes tear up like i just hit a HUGE rail Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 22:34    Post subject:
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Im allergic to golden retrivers.

Nice dogs, but they make me sneeze like crazy and my eyes tear up like i just hit a HUGE rail Laughing


All dogs or just Golden retrievers ?
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 22:37    Post subject:
4me2 wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
Im allergic to golden retrivers.

Nice dogs, but they make me sneeze like crazy and my eyes tear up like i just hit a HUGE rail Laughing


All dogs or just Golden retrievers ?


I think its long haired dogs.

But the husky I have at my cottage doesnt bother me when i wrestle with him and stuff.
It only seems to be golden retrivers. My buddy has one and before i go to his house, i take a few allergy pills. If I dont , i wont be able to breathe and stop sneezing.


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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 22:43    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
4me2 wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
Im allergic to golden retrivers.

Nice dogs, but they make me sneeze like crazy and my eyes tear up like i just hit a HUGE rail Laughing


All dogs or just Golden retrievers ?


I think its long haired dogs.

But the husky I have at my cottage doesnt bother me when i wrestle with him and stuff.
It only seems to be golden retrivers. My buddy has one and before i go to his house, i take a few allergy pills. If I dont , i wont be able to breathe and stop sneezing.


Ive never heard of that before .
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 22:46    Post subject:
4me2 wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
4me2 wrote:


All dogs or just Golden retrievers ?


I think its long haired dogs.

But the husky I have at my cottage doesnt bother me when i wrestle with him and stuff.
It only seems to be golden retrivers. My buddy has one and before i go to his house, i take a few allergy pills. If I dont , i wont be able to breathe and stop sneezing.


Ive never heard of that before .


Its the same with cats. Im not allergic to my cat cause she's pretty much short haired and doesnt really shed. But long haired cats send me into allergic fits.


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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 23:34    Post subject:
I know people like that. Some dogs are worse than others. My friend has allergies but she is fine around my dog but not others. Cats kill her. Mine is clean tho. Poodles are good for allergies too because they have wool instead of fur.
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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Sep 2006 00:27    Post subject:
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I know people like that. Some dogs are worse than others. My friend has allergies but she is fine around my dog but not others. Cats kill her. Mine is clean tho. Poodles are good for allergies too because they have wool instead of fur.


Laughing

I dont think I'd ever own a poodle. Laughing


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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Sep 2006 00:43    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
I know people like that. Some dogs are worse than others. My friend has allergies but she is fine around my dog but not others. Cats kill her. Mine is clean tho. Poodles are good for allergies too because they have wool instead of fur.


Laughing

I dont think I'd ever own a poodle. Laughing


My parents have one. It is so spoiled. It is called suzie. I call it suzi chew toy. I can't take the yapping. My dog is trained. If he is chasing a squirl and I yell at him he stops in his tracks, he doesn't eat off the table or counters. I can leave the room and he knows. Their dog jumps onto their counters it ate a whole banana cream pie. Puked and shit it's guts out. You can't leave your coffee unattended because the dog drinks it. Sometimes this dog sits on a chair at the table. I find it gross.
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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Sep 2006 01:09    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
Im allergic to golden retrivers.

Nice dogs, but they make me sneeze like crazy and my eyes tear up like i just hit a HUGE rail Laughing


My brother suffers with that his eyes look like he has been in a room full of tear gas if he go's near long haired cats or dogs and his sinuses block up solid until he go's back outside...Wierd allergy since it doesn't happen with other animals... Confused
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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Sep 2006 02:01    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
I know people like that. Some dogs are worse than others. My friend has allergies but she is fine around my dog but not others. Cats kill her. Mine is clean tho. Poodles are good for allergies too because they have wool instead of fur.


Laughing

I dont think I'd ever own a poodle. Laughing


My parents have one. It is so spoiled. It is called suzie. I call it suzi chew toy. I can't take the yapping. My dog is trained. If he is chasing a squirl and I yell at him he stops in his tracks, he doesn't eat off the table or counters. I can leave the room and he knows. Their dog jumps onto their counters it ate a whole banana cream pie. Puked and shit it's guts out. You can't leave your coffee unattended because the dog drinks it. Sometimes this dog sits on a chair at the table. I find it gross.


Yeah, pampered dogs suck. A dog is a dog, not like a human. That doesnt mean you treat it badly, you treat it like a dog.

The bigger dogs tend to listen more aswell. When I was growing up, we had a terrior (sp?) and he barely listened. Even after we took him for dog training lessons.
My husky listens to everything i say. And he wasnt trained by anyone, only family you know?


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pistolshrimp wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:


Laughing

I dont think I'd ever own a poodle. Laughing


My parents have one. It is so spoiled. It is called suzie. I call it suzi chew toy. I can't take the yapping. My dog is trained. If he is chasing a squirl and I yell at him he stops in his tracks, he doesn't eat off the table or counters. I can leave the room and he knows. Their dog jumps onto their counters it ate a whole banana cream pie. Puked and shit it's guts out. You can't leave your coffee unattended because the dog drinks it. Sometimes this dog sits on a chair at the table. I find it gross.


Yeah, pampered dogs suck. A dog is a dog, not like a human. That doesnt mean you treat it badly, you treat it like a dog.

The bigger dogs tend to listen more aswell. When I was growing up, we had a terrior (sp?) and he barely listened. Even after we took him for dog training lessons.
My husky listens to everything i say. And he wasnt trained by anyone, only family you know?



Whats with this huskey business? Very Happy You never talked about him before?
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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Sep 2006 02:10    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:


My parents have one. It is so spoiled. It is called suzie. I call it suzi chew toy. I can't take the yapping. My dog is trained. If he is chasing a squirl and I yell at him he stops in his tracks, he doesn't eat off the table or counters. I can leave the room and he knows. Their dog jumps onto their counters it ate a whole banana cream pie. Puked and shit it's guts out. You can't leave your coffee unattended because the dog drinks it. Sometimes this dog sits on a chair at the table. I find it gross.


Yeah, pampered dogs suck. A dog is a dog, not like a human. That doesnt mean you treat it badly, you treat it like a dog.

The bigger dogs tend to listen more aswell. When I was growing up, we had a terrior (sp?) and he barely listened. Even after we took him for dog training lessons.
My husky listens to everything i say. And he wasnt trained by anyone, only family you know?



Whats with this huskey business? Very Happy You never talked about him before?


Yeah I have. Well, he's not mine. He's my uncle's but me and him get along real well. He's like the family dog. He lives at my cottage with my uncle.
I dont see him as much as i used to tho Sad

He's half wolf (i think he's half wolf, thats what i was told. I dunno if its true. But he looks like a wolf and is big and strong) and half some breed of husky.
He's dangerous Smile Well, not to ppl I like, but he does attack really good. Smile


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SycoShaman wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:


Yeah, pampered dogs suck. A dog is a dog, not like a human. That doesnt mean you treat it badly, you treat it like a dog.

The bigger dogs tend to listen more aswell. When I was growing up, we had a terrior (sp?) and he barely listened. Even after we took him for dog training lessons.
My husky listens to everything i say. And he wasnt trained by anyone, only family you know?



Whats with this huskey business? Very Happy You never talked about him before?


Yeah I have. Well, he's not mine. He's my uncle's but me and him get along real well. He's like the family dog. He lives at my cottage with my uncle.
I dont see him as much as i used to tho Sad

He's half wolf (i think he's half wolf, thats what i was told. I dunno if its true. But he looks like a wolf and is big and strong) and half some breed of husky.
He's dangerous Smile Well, not to ppl I like, but he does attack really good. Smile



That is unusual he is agressive. Huskey usually aren't. Wolves aren't either. First sign of trouble they high tail it outta there. Fear bite yes though. The wolf I had was the most gentle animal despite her size.

You don't go to the cottage anymore or not as much? How come?
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pistolshrimp wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:



Whats with this huskey business? Very Happy You never talked about him before?


Yeah I have. Well, he's not mine. He's my uncle's but me and him get along real well. He's like the family dog. He lives at my cottage with my uncle.
I dont see him as much as i used to tho Sad

He's half wolf (i think he's half wolf, thats what i was told. I dunno if its true. But he looks like a wolf and is big and strong) and half some breed of husky.
He's dangerous Smile Well, not to ppl I like, but he does attack really good. Smile



That is unusual he is agressive. Huskey usually aren't. Wolves aren't either. First sign of trouble they high tail it outta there. Fear bite yes though. The wolf I had was the most gentle animal despite her size.

You don't go to the cottage anymore or not as much? How come?


I dunno. Mostly cause other family is usually there. Family i dont really care to spend time with. My uncle is cool tho. He's 59 but acts like he's in his 30's...but he's not healthy like he's 30 Laughing He's the only gay/bisexual friend i have. But he's cool and doesnt act like a fruitball or anything. And he's an awesome cook...especially when we smoke a few joints. He breaks out the beef roast and starts making potato salad and shit Laughing You never go hungry there. Smile And he's the only person who can drink me under the table. He can finish off a two four and not even seem drunk. Thats why i dont try to out drink him anymore. I used to try when I was younger but i learned my lesson Smile

He's not aggressive. He wont attack somebody for no reason. But he will attack on command. He also growls on command. My grandfather taught him that crap in the years before he died.


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I had a rottweiler once Crying or Very sad


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I had a rottweiler once Crying or Very sad


What happened to him?


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I don't wanna talk about it Sad


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