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IpwnU
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 00:22    Post subject: 6969th post
will pistolshrimp do 69 with me when i reach 6969 posts ?

i know she will not but don't i have 0.0000000000000000000001% chance ? Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad



ps : i am a damn good pussy licker , i worked as an A+ gigolo when i was 23. and i will lick you for Fr33 PISTOL , FREE OF CHARGE !!! DON'T MISS THIS CHANCE!!!!11two!1

ps 2 : CNZ DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT YOU BITCH!

xbox : YOURGOD YOU EITHER!!!
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IpwnU
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 00:24    Post subject:



you fucking skitzo
you don't deserve that great woman entre parentheses exclamation mark.
try CNZ you fuckin SOB , YOU SUCK IPWNU U SUUUUCK!!!11
DIE BASTARD DIE!!1
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maxiepaxie




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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 00:41    Post subject:
Look what the internet can do to a sane man.
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 00:57    Post subject:
asdf
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Hfric




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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 01:13    Post subject:
Dazz99 wrote:
asdf

asdf = Adults Sucking Dicks for Fun
Laughing


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IpwnU
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 02:57    Post subject:
Dazz99 wrote:
asdf


Have you ever heard of Mavis Beacon?
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 04:50    Post subject:
@IpwnU
This is one of the dumbest post I have EVER read, EVER Sad
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Yondaime
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 05:36    Post subject:
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Last edited by Yondaime on Mon, 2nd Dec 2024 16:08; edited 1 time in total
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 05:46    Post subject:
Yondaime wrote:
Don't feed the trolls. =D




maybe some nice mod will come along and delete ALL of this????????? perhaps Very Happy
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|Late|




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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 05:51    Post subject:
...hes offering it free though?

well, he did say 69..so that may be the other half you dont want to do.


fuck linux.
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 06:02    Post subject:
|Late| wrote:
...hes offering it free though?

well, he did say 69..so that may be the other half you dont want to do.


THAT didn't even cross my mind. Why oh why did you have to mention that. That is the next step of worse when it is already really bad.
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|Late|




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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 06:16    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
|Late| wrote:
...hes offering it free though?

well, he did say 69..so that may be the other half you dont want to do.


THAT didn't even cross my mind. Why oh why did you have to mention that. That is the next step of worse when it is already really bad.


what was the first step of worse? getting a sex request on a forum?


fuck linux.
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 06:52    Post subject:
|Late| wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
|Late| wrote:
...hes offering it free though?

well, he did say 69..so that may be the other half you dont want to do.


THAT didn't even cross my mind. Why oh why did you have to mention that. That is the next step of worse when it is already really bad.


what was the first step of worse? getting a sex request on a forum?



It is not a sex request, it is slander Mad Mad Mad
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|Late|




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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 07:00    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
|Late| wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:


THAT didn't even cross my mind. Why oh why did you have to mention that. That is the next step of worse when it is already really bad.


what was the first step of worse? getting a sex request on a forum?



It is not a sex request, it is slander Mad Mad Mad


I think its clear that he wants sex.


fuck linux.
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Demonium
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 07:10    Post subject:
My balls are fucking huge.


jenni <3
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 07:20    Post subject:
* Sad *
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deelix
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 08:16    Post subject:
My mother is only 5-6 years older than pistolshrimp..
No offence, i just think its a bit strange.. guess thats the parents job to be boring :\
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 08:46    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
My mother is only 5-6 years older than pistolshrimp..
No offence, i just think its a bit strange.. guess thats the parents job to be boring :\


She was around 22 when she had you?
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RubberChicken




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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 09:18    Post subject:
I'm horny
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 13:17    Post subject:
pistolshrimp is a girl?


I hate you.
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deelix
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 13:33    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
deelix wrote:
My mother is only 5-6 years older than pistolshrimp..
No offence, i just think its a bit strange.. guess thats the parents job to be boring :\


She was around 22 when she had you?
21
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 14:34    Post subject:
Stealth88 wrote:
pistolshrimp is a girl?

OMG - yeah genius she IS


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skidrow
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 14:47    Post subject:
pistolshrimp we need you in this thread:

http://www.nfohump.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=10953&start=600


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Kristian




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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 14:56    Post subject:
Hfric wrote:
Stealth88 wrote:
pistolshrimp is a girl?

OMG - yeah genius she IS

cool
Didn't know that. Smile


I hate you.
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deelix
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 15:13    Post subject:
Stealth88 wrote:
Hfric wrote:
Stealth88 wrote:
pistolshrimp is a girl?

OMG - yeah genius she IS

cool
Didn't know that. Smile

haha, you haven't read many threads dude... if you have you must have tought she was gay or something... Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 15:17    Post subject:
Demonium wrote:
My balls are fucking huge.
pixplz
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Hfric




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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 17:20    Post subject:
Dazz99 wrote:
Demonium wrote:
My balls are fucking huge.
pixplz



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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 20:16    Post subject:
@skidrow
I am back baby.


@stealth88
Where have you been dude. How could you not know I was of the female persuasion. That is why IpwnU is trolling me. All the other women IRL run away from him so he thinks he might have a chance with me cuz I can’t see his scary 12 yr old boy face.



@deelix
I saw something like that in real life (ball video) The guy had a hernia and it broke through into his scrotum. Get this. I am in there and the guy is naked, totally exposed and I thought it was his gut with an outtie belly button because that is what it looked like. I was in there taking his blood and the nurse was washing him (my friend) she touched his belly button and it moved, kinda wiggled. The belly button was actually his penis. The patient started laughing in a perverted kinda way. Basically his balls were the size of 2 watermelons. We had tears rolling down our face.

I feel sorry for the guy in the video.
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2006 21:51    Post subject:
and what happened then? gigedigigedi


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