Whiplash sucks ass
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Bigperm




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Location: Alberta,Canada
PostPosted: Thu, 6th Jul 2006 18:34    Post subject: Whiplash sucks ass
Well the majority of my long weekend was killer. Wakeboarded every day behind a comp boat, got up on the air chair. All was good.

Untill i was offered to try and barefoot ski. Saw 3 people go, seemed easy enough right. Well i say what the hell, lets do this. Boat gets upto 35mph, waters looking like glass. So onto the barefoot bar i go. And shit, im doing it, im actually barefooting. Until i hit a boat wake i didnt see and BAM...I dont remember anything except waking up face down in the water with peopple yelling at me, are you ok. So i felt like i was hit by a truck, but i bounced back, went for another wakeboard.

Now 2 days later i had to have my friend rush me to emergency becasue i couldnt move my head and arms. Seriously, try getting out of bed sometimes without moving your head or your arms. Fuck i feel like i got ran over. I look like a fucking robot when i walk.
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YourGod
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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Jul 2006 19:01    Post subject:
That is what 47+ feels like everyday................. Very Happy
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Jul 2006 19:22    Post subject: Re: Whiplash sucks ass
Bigperm wrote:
Well the majority of my long weekend was killer. Wakeboarded every day behind a comp boat, got up on the air chair. All was good.

Untill i was offered to try and barefoot ski. Saw 3 people go, seemed easy enough right. Well i say what the hell, lets do this. Boat gets upto 35mph, waters looking like glass. So onto the barefoot bar i go. And shit, im doing it, im actually barefooting. Until i hit a boat wake i didnt see and BAM...I dont remember anything except waking up face down in the water with peopple yelling at me, are you ok. So i felt like i was hit by a truck, but i bounced back, went for another wakeboard.

Now 2 days later i had to have my friend rush me to emergency becasue i couldnt move my head and arms. Seriously, try getting out of bed sometimes without moving your head or your arms. Fuck i feel like i got ran over. I look like a fucking robot when i walk.


Stuff done on water always looks easy and soft until you go to do it. I have never done wakeboarding or waterskiing but I have done the inner tube thing behind the boat and flew off and 3 days later I could hardly move. I flew maybe 13-15 feet.


How you feel better Very Happy



What lake were you in.
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SycoShaman
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Location: Toronto, Canada
PostPosted: Thu, 6th Jul 2006 20:24    Post subject:
Never been hurt do to wakeboarding, but i know how severe whiplash feels.
Your neck, upper back and arms are so stiff, you cant move, cant do shit.

You know what works good for whiplash? Oxycontin. Its a painkiller and muscle relaxer (well, it relaxes my muscles) and really strong and effective
You should get the doctor to hook you up with some oxy's or percs - 20mg's+
Tylenol 3's just dont do shit, unless u take like 6. And 6 makes your stomach churn so i wouldnt suggest it.


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