Fouling cunts
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Sublime




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PostPosted: Fri, 5th May 2006 19:41    Post subject: Fouling cunts
Just been playin footy for a few hours and some cunt kept bootin me and tryin trip me up which I let slide. He eventually caught me and I tripped up, so I got up and started layin into him. My kuckles on my right hand are bloody now but it was worth it. The cunt had it comin to him Evil or Very Mad

I'm not the type to start a fight either but he got fucked over. Got a lil bit of blood on my top too but that's nothin.



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PostPosted: Fri, 5th May 2006 20:13    Post subject: Re: Fouling cunts
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I knew you were a violent masturbator, but DAMN...

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Sublime




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PostPosted: Fri, 5th May 2006 20:33    Post subject:
That's my right hand not my left. I always use my left to wank and both hands to beat dicks. Wink (Yes that intentionally sounds gay)


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PostPosted: Fri, 5th May 2006 20:33    Post subject: Re: Fouling cunts
Accelleron wrote:
Sublime wrote:


I knew you were a violent masturbator, but DAMN...

Surprised Surprised Surprised


hahaha rofl!
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PostPosted: Fri, 5th May 2006 20:36    Post subject:
awww cuddly little baby hands........... Razz


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PostPosted: Fri, 5th May 2006 20:50    Post subject:
Yeah man, i'm thinking of smacking my head against a wall and then posting my forehead on here saying how I just headbutted 20 people.
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PostPosted: Fri, 5th May 2006 20:51    Post subject:
Kamikaze666 wrote:
awww cuddly little baby hands........... Razz


Very Happy They still did a good job tho and he was shittin himself after that and went straight home with his mates (about 7 of em). It's ok tho, coz if anyone else joined in to hit me my m8s (20 of us) woulda joined in. Plus they all said he deserved it and was surprised it didn't happen sooner so meh.


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PostPosted: Fri, 5th May 2006 20:56    Post subject:
Fighting.. >.< USE GUNS FOOOL! ^^


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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Fri, 5th May 2006 21:50    Post subject:
Oh,... come on, admit it. That is not from throwing a punch, It's a UPI (unidentified party injury) Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri, 5th May 2006 21:58    Post subject:
Good job !
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PostPosted: Fri, 5th May 2006 22:11    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
Yeah man, i'm thinking of smacking my head against a wall and then posting my forehead on here saying how I just headbutted 20 people.

haha ! Very Happy


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PostPosted: Fri, 5th May 2006 22:25    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
Yeah man, i'm thinking of smacking my head against a wall and then posting my forehead on here saying how I just headbutted 20 people.


Laughing priceless!


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PostPosted: Fri, 5th May 2006 22:35    Post subject:
LOL Sublime really like to post his body parts. Doesn't he? Wink
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PostPosted: Fri, 5th May 2006 23:05    Post subject:
Lol, i bet he is just hurting himself for attention

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PostPosted: Fri, 5th May 2006 23:35    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
Yeah man, i'm thinking of smacking my head against a wall and then posting my forehead on here saying how I just headbutted 20 people.

ROFL! Laughing

tbh ive never seen anyones knuckles get that bloody from a fight and i knew some pretty rough people where i grew up
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PostPosted: Fri, 5th May 2006 23:53    Post subject:
TheSaint wrote:
Lol, i bet he is just hurting himself for attention



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PostPosted: Sat, 6th May 2006 03:40    Post subject:
i like that one Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat, 6th May 2006 04:14    Post subject:
After reading over a year in this forum I can't imagine Sublime getting such an injury from anything else then a pure fist"fight" with someones rear-parts.
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PostPosted: Sat, 6th May 2006 04:26    Post subject:
Lurk3r wrote:
After reading over a year in this forum I can't imagine Sublime getting such an injury from anything else then a pure fist"fight" with someones rear-parts.


Well I aint made it up :/ Why would I? I believe I posted a few of my boxing 'injuries' too and they were quite similar. Only they were deeper and only on one knuckle.

These are more of a graze somehow, not that painful but it's frustratin coz they're on the inside of my knuckles and I lean on them a lot, or put em in my lips or w/e. (Idk it's hard to explain. I've only noticed I do it some much since)

edit: http://www.nfohump.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=12776

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pistolshrimp wrote:
LOL Sublime really like to post his body parts. Doesn't he? Wink


I can show you my cock too if you ask nicely Wink (joke gayboys!)


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PostPosted: Sat, 6th May 2006 04:29    Post subject:
Your going to jail, no warez for you.
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PostPosted: Sat, 6th May 2006 04:44    Post subject:
I don't get warez and they can't press charges for that. He started it really.

Like I said i'm not the type (and don't look the type) to do somethin like that (i.e. kick arse). They guy was built bigger than me (like nearly a foot taller, a few stone heavier and w/e) but I knew I could take him neway.

He was just being a tit gettin nigglin fouls on my shins / ankles and tryin shoulder barge me away and w/e which is fair enough, but after a bit he was gettin more frustrated with my silky skills so he started tryin foul me properly. I dodged them all but then this time I got the ball and ran past him. Instead of running in a diagonal I cut inside so I was running straight in front of him. He just booted my foot from behind and I went over. I got up straight away tho and smacked him a few times and he was dazed / shocked. I grabbed him around the neck( i think) and just hung on it and then tripped him up. I punched him a few times whilst he's flailin his arms around then let him get back up and I smacked him again and he dropped once more.

He was pretty roughed up and lucky I didn't sit on him and go crazy, or start kickin / kneeing / headbuttin or usin my elbows.


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PostPosted: Sat, 6th May 2006 05:53    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
Lurk3r wrote:
After reading over a year in this forum I can't imagine Sublime getting such an injury from anything else then a pure fist"fight" with someones rear-parts.


Well I aint made it up :/ Why would I? I believe I posted a few of my boxing 'injuries' too and they were quite similar. Only they were deeper and only on one knuckle.

These are more of a graze somehow, not that painful but it's frustratin coz they're on the inside of my knuckles and I lean on them a lot, or put em in my lips or w/e. (Idk it's hard to explain. I've only noticed I do it some much since)

edit: http://www.nfohump.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=12776

seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

pistolshrimp wrote:
LOL Sublime really like to post his body parts. Doesn't he? Wink


I can show you my cock too if you ask nicely Wink (joke gayboys!)



LOL So...... you are one of "those" are you?
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PostPosted: Sat, 6th May 2006 06:09    Post subject:
"those" being a sexy mofo?

Yes I am Very Happy


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PostPosted: Sat, 6th May 2006 07:28    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
"those" being a sexy mofo?

Yes I am Very Happy


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PostPosted: Sat, 6th May 2006 08:21    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
"those" being a sexy mofo?

Yes I am Very Happy


didnt you see the icon? she meant your a jerkoff Laughing Wink j/k man


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PostPosted: Sat, 6th May 2006 08:36    Post subject:
Hes a thug Surprised
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PostPosted: Sat, 6th May 2006 09:28    Post subject:
I only chose that one cuz its the only sex one. By those I meant "Cam guys"

Whenever I sign onto yahoo, it's like pervert central on there. You get a "view my webcam" invite its like button that says "don't press this button" you know you have too, but you are always sorry. It's always some huge gut, nakid, harry, overly pale, pasty, flabby, fat guy wacking off with a funny looking, lint covered penis trying to get you to meet him for sex. WTF is that all about? Someone explain it to me cuz I am lost. I could be huge like 200 pounds and smelly for all they know which I am not. Fucking cheep bastards. If they want sex they should have to pay for it like all the

and no sublime Very Happy I don't think you are one of those, only evil flirt
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PostPosted: Sat, 6th May 2006 10:11    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:

They guy was built bigger than me (like nearly a foot taller, a few stone heavier and w/e)


Arn't they always in your stories? It wouldn't do for you to beat up the little guy would it.

Anyway, either you are a midget, or you have no idea how much a foot really is when it comes to height. What was he like 6'9 or something? You would hardly be able to reach his face let alone grab him by the neck and start bitch slapping him or whatever. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat, 6th May 2006 10:32    Post subject: Re: Fouling cunts
Sublime wrote:
Just been playin footy for a few hours and some cunt kept bootin me and tryin trip me up which I let slide. He eventually caught me and I tripped up, so I got up and started layin into him. My kuckles on my right hand are bloody now but it was worth it. The cunt had it comin to him Evil or Very Mad

I'm not the type to start a fight either but he got fucked over. Got a lil bit of blood on my top too but that's nothin.


emo? Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat, 6th May 2006 12:14    Post subject: Re: Fouling cunts
Sublime wrote:


Let me quote this pic again, to remind us all how tough and mature Sublime is. Rolling Eyes
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