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skidrow
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PostPosted: Wed, 24th May 2006 00:37    Post subject: Need a drinking tip
Since the last 1,5 month i started drink more (going out and such).

I noticed that when i drink alcohol, i have to go to the toilet more often. Anyway to slow this proces down Laughing


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PostPosted: Wed, 24th May 2006 00:52    Post subject: Re: Need a drinking tip
skidrow wrote:
Since the last 1,5 month i started drink more (going out and such).

I noticed that when i drink alcohol, i have to go to the toilet more often. Anyway to slow this proces down Laughing


Drink less... Razz
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PostPosted: Wed, 24th May 2006 00:59    Post subject: Re: Need a drinking tip
kosmiq wrote:
skidrow wrote:
Since the last 1,5 month i started drink more (going out and such).

I noticed that when i drink alcohol, i have to go to the toilet more often. Anyway to slow this proces down Laughing


Drink less... Razz


lol, that's 1 lame tip Very Happy Razz


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PostPosted: Wed, 24th May 2006 01:02    Post subject:
You need a tip on how to go the bathroom less often?


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PostPosted: Wed, 24th May 2006 01:02    Post subject:
No it's true.

It flushes shit out of your system. The more you drink the more you pee. It's natural. You can hold it in. But I wouldn't recommend it. The more you drink the more relaxed your body is. One hilarious joke and you are a fountain.

Just go to the can when you got to go or don't drink so fast. Drink like others. Not a glass of scotch in less than 5 minutes and finish like three while your mates are downing their first.

Slow it down, or wear a diaper Very Happy


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PostPosted: Wed, 24th May 2006 01:10    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
No it's true.

It flushes shit out of your system. The more you drink the more you pee. It's natural. You can hold it in. But I wouldn't recommend it. The more you drink the more relaxed your body is. One hilarious joke and you are a fountain.

Just go to the can when you got to go or don't drink so fast. Drink like others. Not a glass of scotch in less than 5 minutes and finish like three while your mates are downing their first.

Slow it down, or wear a diaper Very Happy


Ok, thanks for that tip. I heard i drank my drink to fast last time. Will keep it in mind.

Keep em coming Smile

_SiN_ wrote:
You need a tip on how to go the bathroom less often?


yes, only when going out that is. Cool


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PostPosted: Wed, 24th May 2006 01:26    Post subject:
It doesn't flush 'shit' out of your system, alcohol is itself a toxin. It's a diuretic, nothing more.


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PostPosted: Wed, 24th May 2006 01:32    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
It doesn't flush 'shit' out of your system, alcohol is itself a toxin. It's a diuretic, nothing more.


soreee i didn't take biology and chemistry Very Happy


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PostPosted: Wed, 24th May 2006 01:39    Post subject:
I find that beer makes me piss more then spirits. Is that a tip?

Injurious, now whats your excuse for all that vodka? Very Happy


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D_A_Kuja
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PostPosted: Wed, 24th May 2006 01:39    Post subject:
Well if youre drinking too fast you ll need to go to the toilet sooner, and the more drunk you get
the more often you ll have to go since your body relaxes further and further.
If you notice yourself going every 5 minutes its a good idea to stop drinking at that point.


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PostPosted: Wed, 24th May 2006 01:47    Post subject:
None. I drink when I'm thirsty and I piss when I'm full.
I don't care why/how I gotta run every now and then, I only care when my glass is empty.


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PostPosted: Wed, 24th May 2006 02:29    Post subject:
You could counter act the diuretic by taking in lots of salt (increasing the solutes in the blood) which in turn would cause your brain to produces a hormone that would cause you to retain more water. So you would pee less. I think some types of cancers (not sure) and hormon disorders cause you to pee less.

If you get really lazy you can always run a catheter down your leg. Very Happy Catheters are always fun.
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PostPosted: Wed, 24th May 2006 03:07    Post subject:
Best tip there is ... hold your first piss! Very Happy Once you break the seal, it's niagara falls time! Very Happy


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PostPosted: Wed, 24th May 2006 03:11    Post subject:
well if you hold back often, your bladder increases with time and you dont need to go to the loo
that often.
but of course thats not a good idea to do, its better to just accept it and go instead of getting a kidney stone.


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PostPosted: Wed, 24th May 2006 03:14    Post subject:
Piss in the beer bottle and drink it Smile you won't notice a difference in taste so don't worry.
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PostPosted: Wed, 24th May 2006 06:20    Post subject:
Just buy a small diameter plastic hose at your favourite gardening store, plug one end into a plastic bag and tape it to your hip. Then plug the other end into your peehole and start drinkin. It itches at the beginning but you'll sure get used to it. You never have to stand up and go to the toilet again and as a positive side-effect you got yourself a little yellow warmth reserve for cold winter nights. Wink
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PostPosted: Wed, 24th May 2006 06:39    Post subject:
Whenever i drink ii seem to hit on friends girls Surprised


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PostPosted: Wed, 24th May 2006 06:56    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
I find that beer makes me piss more then spirits. Is that a tip?


Well considering you don't drink 8 pints of spirits. NO!

Hold it I say. The first time really does break the seal, so hold it as much as poss. But when ya gotta go u gotta go.


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PostPosted: Wed, 24th May 2006 08:22    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
AnimalMother wrote:
I find that beer makes me piss more then spirits. Is that a tip?


Well considering you don't drink 8 pints of spirits. NO!

Hold it I say. The first time really does break the seal, so hold it as much as poss. But when ya gotta go u gotta go.


Beer contains more water than 30%+ alcohol anyway, hence the headache after a couple of good strong drinks, lack of water.


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PostPosted: Wed, 24th May 2006 08:23    Post subject:
water is good unless its from figi. I had some bottled figi water and i got sick Sad
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PostPosted: Wed, 24th May 2006 09:06    Post subject:
drink stronger stuff with less volume...


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PostPosted: Wed, 24th May 2006 09:18    Post subject:
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water is good unless its from figi. I had some bottled figi water and i got sick Sad


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PostPosted: Wed, 24th May 2006 09:25    Post subject:
Im like the opposite, i don't go to toilet that often. And of course you go to toilet when you drink lots of beer. But beer is unhealty and you get fat. So vodka ftw.
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PostPosted: Wed, 24th May 2006 12:07    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
Im like the opposite, i don't go to toilet that often. And of course you go to toilet when you drink lots of beer. But beer is unhealty and you get fat. So vodka ftw.


and vodka is healthy eh? Rolling Eyes


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PostPosted: Wed, 24th May 2006 12:16    Post subject:
D_A_Kuja wrote:
deelix wrote:
Im like the opposite, i don't go to toilet that often. And of course you go to toilet when you drink lots of beer. But beer is unhealty and you get fat. So vodka ftw.


and vodka is healthy eh? Rolling Eyes


vodka totally fucks up your body :/
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PostPosted: Wed, 24th May 2006 13:12    Post subject:
Voodoo-child wrote:
D_A_Kuja wrote:
deelix wrote:
Im like the opposite, i don't go to toilet that often. And of course you go to toilet when you drink lots of beer. But beer is unhealty and you get fat. So vodka ftw.


and vodka is healthy eh? Rolling Eyes


vodka totally fucks up your body :/


It depends on how much you drink of course.

But it's not as if it's any more healthy then beer, although it does have less calories in a direct alcoholic unit comparison.


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PostPosted: Wed, 24th May 2006 13:15    Post subject:
D_A_Kuja wrote:
deelix wrote:
Im like the opposite, i don't go to toilet that often. And of course you go to toilet when you drink lots of beer. But beer is unhealty and you get fat. So vodka ftw.


and vodka is healthy eh? Rolling Eyes

belive it or not, its the 2nd healthiest drink with alcohol to to drink (yeah, because its pure alcohol)
The best is red wine.

But it depends how much you drink, you can drink yourself to death faster with vodka than anything else Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed, 24th May 2006 13:20    Post subject:
During my beer-guzzling days (and it always used to end up in a drinking contest Razz) I used to prepare by having a large sandwich before drinking. The bread tends to soak up a lot of the alcohol slowing down the rate at which it enters your system. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed, 24th May 2006 13:25    Post subject:
I don't think vodka could ever be considered healthy, just because of it's alcoholic content. It is true that in comparison to other spirits it contains significantly less impurities (usually almost zero) which can contribute to liver damage and hangovers. But the alcoholic content alone is enough to harm your body, and I would definitely say that a regular vodka drinker is at a greater risk of cirrhosis then someone who regularly drinks fermented beverages.


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PostPosted: Wed, 24th May 2006 13:26    Post subject:
D_A_Kuja wrote:
deelix wrote:
Im like the opposite, i don't go to toilet that often. And of course you go to toilet when you drink lots of beer. But beer is unhealty and you get fat. So vodka ftw.


and vodka is healthy eh? Rolling Eyes


I read form some science magazine that actually beer is HEALTHY. It contains bine which is good for your heart! I think the vikings started to use bine in the beer or something.

Vikings FTW!!!


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