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TheSaint
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 Posted: Tue, 14th Feb 2006 18:51 Post subject: great joke |
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Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John” letter from his girlfriend back home.
It read as follows:
Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky
The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.
There were 57 photos in the envelope....along with this note ..
Dear Becky
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f**k you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care, Ricky
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spankie
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| Posted: Tue, 14th Feb 2006 20:02 Post subject: |
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sTo0z
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| Posted: Tue, 14th Feb 2006 20:45 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Wed, 15th Feb 2006 01:38 Post subject: |
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haha very well done, the fucking bitch deserves it.
this is the worst thing a woman can do to a man, cheat on him while he s stationed somewhere as a soldier.
kudos 
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| Posted: Wed, 15th Feb 2006 02:33 Post subject: |
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That's some 'NORROWNAGE!' (Regerence to Chuck Norris to you n00bs).
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Wed, 15th Feb 2006 05:44 Post subject: |
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Now that is classic 
Most men would go to pieces, this man is pimp still
*standing clap*
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vortex66
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| Posted: Wed, 15th Feb 2006 18:47 Post subject: |
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hehehe
allready knew it,but it still is a great one to hear
HOODLUM - Definite Supremacy
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| Posted: Wed, 15th Feb 2006 19:15 Post subject: |
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owned but not true 
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TheSaint
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| Posted: Wed, 15th Feb 2006 19:40 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Wed, 15th Feb 2006 20:43 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Wed, 15th Feb 2006 20:53 Post subject: |
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deelix
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TheSaint
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Thu, 16th Feb 2006 02:16 Post subject: |
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lol good idea tho
gunna try it next time I break up with a girl....
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| Posted: Thu, 16th Feb 2006 02:46 Post subject: |
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yea because every girl asks for a picture back!
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TheSaint
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| Posted: Fri, 17th Feb 2006 14:56 Post subject: |
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  Nice one! |
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