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						Mutantius
					
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					 Posted: Sun, 29th Jan 2006 22:47    Post subject: Dungeon Siege trailer overdoses on LOTR | 
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						http://www.joystiq.com/2006/01/27/dungeon-siege-trailer-overdoses-on-lotr/
 
 
What has orcs, elves, John Rhys-Davies, and ends in "of the King?" No, it's not Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, silly! It's Uwe Boll's latest, In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale. What else does his LOTR-killer bring to the table: that ass-kicking bald-guy from The Transporter, ninjas, Burt Reynolds, ninjas, Ray Liotta, and, in an Oscar-worthy role, Matthew Lillard!
 
 
No, I'm not kidding, the annoying guy from Scream.
 
 
Another masterpiece  
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					 Posted: Sun, 29th Jan 2006 23:37    Post subject:  | 
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						how can he get all these actors for such an obvious piece of turd?
 
i just dont get it... 
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						Jenni
					
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					 Posted: Sun, 29th Jan 2006 23:44    Post subject:  | 
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					 Posted: Sun, 29th Jan 2006 23:46    Post subject:  | 
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						it honestly doesnt look any better than the average fantasy based porn movie, like dreamquest etc. god, i hope he burns in hell. 
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					 Posted: Mon, 30th Jan 2006 00:35    Post subject:  | 
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						I don't know if I would watch it even if I got paid to...
  
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					 Posted: Mon, 30th Jan 2006 02:29    Post subject:  | 
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						fuck that took long to end....
 
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						Swinefur
					
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					 Posted: Mon, 30th Jan 2006 15:57    Post subject:  | 
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						Where the fuck does he get all his money from?
  
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						ollax
					
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					 Posted: Mon, 30th Jan 2006 17:00    Post subject:  | 
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						Is this a joke?
 
        
  Of all the things i've lost, i miss my mind the most!
 
"Ozzy Osbourne"
 
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					 Posted: Mon, 30th Jan 2006 17:17    Post subject:  | 
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						i dunno about this.
 
 
I mean orcs and ninja's? wtf.
 
 
also burt reynolds, what's up with him? imitating sean connery. (i bet boll wanted connery, but he declined  )
 
 
Ray liota and Jason stratham arent the kinda guys that should play these kinda characters. Atleast, that's what i think.
 
 
 
I'll wait when its finished and read the reviews. 
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					 Posted: Sun, 12th Feb 2006 06:44    Post subject:  | 
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						i d love to say "a bollywood movie" but that one s already taken   
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