I wanna be Asian
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towelie_swe




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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Dec 2005 00:07    Post subject: I wanna be Asian
Because of all the mocking of Asians lately (seems to have grown exponentially since Team Amercia!) i am from now on going to pretend that i am asian on this forum.
This wirr affect my post in no-other way than that arr my R...R...R...R...that-retter-after-K in-the-arphabet will be repraced by R.

Herro!!
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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Dec 2005 00:38    Post subject:
Well they just use tape to open those eyelids then... Wink


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towelie_swe




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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Dec 2005 01:01    Post subject:
no no no, it doesn't work that way. just a shitrot of R's
And you better be carefur, or I wirr start carring you Animar Pig Demon
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Dec 2005 11:07    Post subject:
You're talking about koreans, not asians. Anyway, he has a speech impediment, thats why he talks like a mong.


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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Dec 2005 12:29    Post subject:
Asians are small, are you small? Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Dec 2005 12:50    Post subject:
asians kicks ass!!!


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towelie_swe




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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Dec 2005 12:50    Post subject:
whatever. Im just afraid that i wont be abre to drive anymore... Very Happy
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cnZ
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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Dec 2005 15:03    Post subject:
asians suck..
all the terrorists come from there

japanese are teh pwn, and drunken russians.
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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Dec 2005 18:55    Post subject:
OH LOOK JACKIE CHAN!
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Zenitsu




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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Dec 2005 19:52    Post subject:
Funny how asians are made fun of and said to all look the same.

And I'm sure white people do not? They're all from different races yet they are just...."white".


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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Dec 2005 20:45    Post subject:
cnZ wrote:
asians suck..
all the terrorists come from there

japanese are teh pwn, and drunken russians.



are you stupid?
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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Dec 2005 23:20    Post subject:
cnZ wrote:
asians suck..
all the terrorists come from there

japanese are teh pwn, and drunken russians.


japanese are asians Rolling Eyes
and i meant to chinnese and japanese Wink


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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Dec 2005 00:14    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
cnZ wrote:
asians suck..
all the terrorists come from there

japanese are teh pwn, and drunken russians.



are you stupid?


Check his other posts, I think the answer is pretty obvious. Wink


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Nailbiter
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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Dec 2005 15:36    Post subject:
Pizda2 wrote:
Asians are small, are you small? Laughing


yes, this is true, im in tailand myself right now amd people are tiny.

i keep bashing my head in doorways and if it werent for tourists i wouldnt have seen many big juggs around here. Smile

the beer is cheap though. Wink
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D_A_Kuja
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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Dec 2005 15:50    Post subject:
as are the prostitutes Very Happy


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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Dec 2005 16:07    Post subject:
Nailbiter wrote:
Pizda2 wrote:
Asians are small, are you small? Laughing


yes, this is true, im in tailand myself right now amd people are tiny.

i keep bashing my head in doorways and if it werent for tourists i wouldnt have seen many big juggs around here. Smile

the beer is cheap though. Wink


Laughing I thought pizda was referring to the stereotypical statement which states that Asians have and (always had) a small dick


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Pizda2




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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Dec 2005 17:29    Post subject:
Mutantius wrote:
Nailbiter wrote:
Pizda2 wrote:
Asians are small, are you small? Laughing


yes, this is true, im in tailand myself right now amd people are tiny.

i keep bashing my head in doorways and if it werent for tourists i wouldnt have seen many big juggs around here. Smile

the beer is cheap though. Wink


Laughing I thought pizda was referring to the stereotypical statement which states that Asians have and (always had) a small dick


Well I was referring to their small (body) size, but now that you mention it... yes... they are all small cocked and It's not stereotypicall, It's generally known that asian have small dicks. I've seen alot of asian porn where the male stars have 5cm cocks and the women in these video's scream like they are dying. They should meet me then.
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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Dec 2005 17:33    Post subject:
Laughing I bet you could cut them in half.


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Pizda2




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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Dec 2005 17:34    Post subject:
Mutantius wrote:
Laughing I bet you could cut them in half.


haahahahahaha
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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Dec 2005 18:26    Post subject:
Mutantius wrote:
Laughing I bet you could cut them in half.


I tried that once...wasn´t a nice thing to see, i tell ya...

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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Dec 2005 18:43    Post subject:
Poor asian hooker Sad Laughing


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towelie_swe




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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Dec 2005 20:56    Post subject:
Enough of this for now... L L L L L L L L L L L Razz
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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Dec 2005 21:18    Post subject:
Naughty stool again I see.


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towelie_swe




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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Dec 2005 21:22    Post subject:
no no no, this is me admitting that i did wrong, so now i can get off the naughty stool
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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Dec 2005 21:28    Post subject:
arrr no USA for me then Sad


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