Postal Movie Plans
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Mutantius
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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Oct 2005 19:37    Post subject: Postal Movie Plans
Infamous Film Director Uwe Boll Signs Suicide Pact with Game Developer Running With Scissors
Tucson, AZ Start firing those AK-47s into the air because POSTAL (http://www.gopostal.com/), the game franchise that politicians, parents groups, countless cowardly reviewers and over a dozen sovereign nations don't want you to play has just become the latest game to make the transition to the big screen.

Running with Scissors (RWS), the world's most dangerous software company, has signed an appropriately apocalyptic deal with renegade filmmaker Uwe Boll (http://www.boll-kg.de/) to bring the most controversial franchise in gaming history to the screen in all its blood-drenched, ironic glory.

Despite everyone from Steven Spielberg to Microsoft announcing big money deals involving films based on video games, this new partnership between controversial figures in the game and film industries is destined to become the most incendiary game-to-film deal yet.

"Uwe Boll is the perfect producer-director to make POSTAL," affirmed Running With Scissors' CEO Vince Desi. "He understands the subject matter and has an appreciation and affinity for controversy and political incorrectness. POSTAL has always been about reason and insanity, violence and motivation; producer-director Uwe Boll is simply the right guy to bring that vision to the screen."


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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Oct 2005 20:50    Post subject: Re: Postal Movie Plans
Mutantius wrote:
Infamous Film Director Uwe Boll Signs Suicide Pact with Game Developer Running With Scissors
Tucson, AZ Start firing those AK-47s into the air because POSTAL (http://www.gopostal.com/), the game franchise that politicians, parents groups, countless cowardly reviewers and over a dozen sovereign nations don't want you to play has just become the latest game to make the transition to the big screen.

Running with Scissors (RWS), the world's most dangerous software company, has signed an appropriately apocalyptic deal with renegade filmmaker Uwe Boll (http://www.boll-kg.de/) to bring the most controversial franchise in gaming history to the screen in all its blood-drenched, ironic glory.

Despite everyone from Steven Spielberg to Microsoft announcing big money deals involving films based on video games, this new partnership between controversial figures in the game and film industries is destined to become the most incendiary game-to-film deal yet.

"Uwe Boll is the perfect producer-director to make POSTAL," affirmed Running With Scissors' CEO Vince Desi. "He understands the subject matter and has an appreciation and affinity for controversy and political incorrectness. POSTAL has always been about reason and insanity, violence and motivation; producer-director Uwe Boll is simply the right guy to bring that vision to the screen."


So funny Laughing

This is going to suck really really bad! Very Happy


It'll be a good to watch once those - atleast for the laughs Razz


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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Oct 2005 20:51    Post subject:
Someone needs to shoot Boll

Atleast its a crap game this time.


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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Oct 2005 21:15    Post subject:
Uwe Boll NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Oct 2005 21:36    Post subject:
vortex66 wrote:
Uwe Boll NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Very Happy


what he said plus ffs!


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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Oct 2005 22:30    Post subject:
What did speilberg announce? That got me excited.


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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Oct 2005 22:35    Post subject:
Phluxed wrote:
What did speilberg announce? That got me excited.

He joined EA in making a series of shit games Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue, 25th Oct 2005 00:50    Post subject: Re: Postal Movie Plans
Mutantius wrote:
"Uwe Boll is the perfect producer-director to make POSTAL,"


Razz


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PostPosted: Tue, 25th Oct 2005 01:25    Post subject:
Looking at this listing makes me feel like crying!

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0093051/


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PostPosted: Tue, 25th Oct 2005 02:08    Post subject:
I <3 Dr. Boll




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PostPosted: Tue, 25th Oct 2005 11:40    Post subject:
ollax wrote:
Looking at this listing makes me feel like crying!

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0093051/


The only movie I have seen on that list is Alone in The Dark...which, sucked bad. Ive watched it 3 times and have yet to see the last 20-30mins of the movie...so fuckin boring and ridiculous...this movie is gunna suck


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PostPosted: Tue, 25th Oct 2005 11:45    Post subject:
Phluxed wrote:
What did speilberg announce? That got me excited.


New Transformers movie maybe?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0418279/


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PostPosted: Tue, 25th Oct 2005 11:47    Post subject:
headshot wrote:
Phluxed wrote:
What did speilberg announce? That got me excited.


New Transformers movie maybe?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0418279/


Yeah, saw this a week or so ago, CANT FUCKIN WAIT! Transformer's, from back in the day, is bad ass man...reminds me of being a kid again Smile


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PostPosted: Tue, 25th Oct 2005 12:32    Post subject:
FUCK YOU UWE BOLL!!

Gaah, i hate that guy!


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PostPosted: Tue, 25th Oct 2005 13:40    Post subject:
OMG UWE BOLL, everybody type !Kill in the reallife console Oo
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PostPosted: Tue, 25th Oct 2005 14:14    Post subject:
ICH BIN EIN MONGO!




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PostPosted: Tue, 25th Oct 2005 20:39    Post subject:
Heart of America was pretty ok to watch. Rest of his movies were crack yeah.
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