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Mutantius
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Posted: Mon, 24th Oct 2005 19:37 Post subject: Postal Movie Plans |
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Infamous Film Director Uwe Boll Signs Suicide Pact with Game Developer Running With Scissors
Tucson, AZ Start firing those AK-47s into the air because POSTAL (http://www.gopostal.com/), the game franchise that politicians, parents groups, countless cowardly reviewers and over a dozen sovereign nations don't want you to play has just become the latest game to make the transition to the big screen.
Running with Scissors (RWS), the world's most dangerous software company, has signed an appropriately apocalyptic deal with renegade filmmaker Uwe Boll (http://www.boll-kg.de/) to bring the most controversial franchise in gaming history to the screen in all its blood-drenched, ironic glory.
Despite everyone from Steven Spielberg to Microsoft announcing big money deals involving films based on video games, this new partnership between controversial figures in the game and film industries is destined to become the most incendiary game-to-film deal yet.
"Uwe Boll is the perfect producer-director to make POSTAL," affirmed Running With Scissors' CEO Vince Desi. "He understands the subject matter and has an appreciation and affinity for controversy and political incorrectness. POSTAL has always been about reason and insanity, violence and motivation; producer-director Uwe Boll is simply the right guy to bring that vision to the screen."
So funny
This is going to suck really really bad! 
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SycoShaman
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Posted: Mon, 24th Oct 2005 20:50 Post subject: Re: Postal Movie Plans |
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Mutantius wrote: | Infamous Film Director Uwe Boll Signs Suicide Pact with Game Developer Running With Scissors
Tucson, AZ Start firing those AK-47s into the air because POSTAL (http://www.gopostal.com/), the game franchise that politicians, parents groups, countless cowardly reviewers and over a dozen sovereign nations don't want you to play has just become the latest game to make the transition to the big screen.
Running with Scissors (RWS), the world's most dangerous software company, has signed an appropriately apocalyptic deal with renegade filmmaker Uwe Boll (http://www.boll-kg.de/) to bring the most controversial franchise in gaming history to the screen in all its blood-drenched, ironic glory.
Despite everyone from Steven Spielberg to Microsoft announcing big money deals involving films based on video games, this new partnership between controversial figures in the game and film industries is destined to become the most incendiary game-to-film deal yet.
"Uwe Boll is the perfect producer-director to make POSTAL," affirmed Running With Scissors' CEO Vince Desi. "He understands the subject matter and has an appreciation and affinity for controversy and political incorrectness. POSTAL has always been about reason and insanity, violence and motivation; producer-director Uwe Boll is simply the right guy to bring that vision to the screen."
So funny
This is going to suck really really bad!  |
It'll be a good to watch once those - atleast for the laughs 
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Saner
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Posted: Mon, 24th Oct 2005 20:51 Post subject: |
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Someone needs to shoot Boll
Atleast its a crap game this time.
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I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ? |
Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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headshot
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Phluxed
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Posted: Mon, 24th Oct 2005 22:30 Post subject: |
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What did speilberg announce? That got me excited.
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nouseforaname
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ollax
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Posted: Tue, 25th Oct 2005 01:25 Post subject: |
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Looking at this listing makes me feel like crying!
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0093051/
Of all the things i've lost, i miss my mind the most!
"Ozzy Osbourne"
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SycoShaman
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Posted: Tue, 25th Oct 2005 11:40 Post subject: |
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The only movie I have seen on that list is Alone in The Dark...which, sucked bad. Ive watched it 3 times and have yet to see the last 20-30mins of the movie...so fuckin boring and ridiculous...this movie is gunna suck
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headshot
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Posted: Tue, 25th Oct 2005 11:45 Post subject: |
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Phluxed wrote: | What did speilberg announce? That got me excited. |
New Transformers movie maybe?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0418279/
May the NFOrce be with you always.
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SycoShaman
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Posted: Tue, 25th Oct 2005 11:47 Post subject: |
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Yeah, saw this a week or so ago, CANT FUCKIN WAIT! Transformer's, from back in the day, is bad ass man...reminds me of being a kid again 
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_SiN_
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Posted: Tue, 25th Oct 2005 12:32 Post subject: |
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FUCK YOU UWE BOLL!!
Gaah, i hate that guy!
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Posted: Tue, 25th Oct 2005 13:40 Post subject: |
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OMG UWE BOLL, everybody type !Kill in the reallife console Oo
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ollax
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Posted: Tue, 25th Oct 2005 14:14 Post subject: |
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ICH BIN EIN MONGO!

Of all the things i've lost, i miss my mind the most!
"Ozzy Osbourne"
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Posted: Tue, 25th Oct 2005 20:39 Post subject: |
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Heart of America was pretty ok to watch. Rest of his movies were crack yeah.
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