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ChinUp
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seeing as we have the pleasures thread .. why not the nuisances also .. ?
Sneezing while your having a piss . now that is a nuisance .
"Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in & out of favor." ~ Frost
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| Posted: Thu, 22nd Sep 2005 01:59 Post subject: |
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drinking beer from a beer bottle and finding out someone has used it as an ash tray.
jesus christ was a gangsta rapper. they killed him. he came back and made a platinum album.
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werdercanuck
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| Posted: Thu, 22nd Sep 2005 02:07 Post subject: |
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Coughing while you take a drag of your smoke.
Having Hemorrhoids! The biggest nuisance ever. You dont even wish this pain to your biggest enemy!
1F U C4N R34D 7H1S, U R34LLY N33D 70 G37 L41D
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Esel_Gesi
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| Posted: Thu, 22nd Sep 2005 03:05 Post subject: |
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| toeffy wrote: | | drinking beer from a beer bottle and finding out someone has used it as an ash tray. |
i would honestly go into a puking fit for about a half hour if that happened. I hate ashes. |
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Thu, 22nd Sep 2005 05:47 Post subject: |
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| Esel_Gesi wrote: | | toeffy wrote: | | drinking beer from a beer bottle and finding out someone has used it as an ash tray. |
i would honestly go into a puking fit for about a half hour if that happened. I hate ashes. |
uve never done that man?
I have on one or 2 occasions....i wasnt drunk, really fucked up tho and it wasnt from a beer bottle...it was a can i had been ashing in...fuckin nasty |
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Mutantius
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| Posted: Thu, 22nd Sep 2005 07:32 Post subject: |
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we once were so drunk that we mixed gin, vodka, rakija, beer, orange juice and milk.
it was a fuckin nuisance, yea, never ever again...
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werdercanuck
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| Posted: Thu, 22nd Sep 2005 07:45 Post subject: |
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| D_A_Kuja wrote: | we once were so drunk that we mixed gin, vodka, rakija, beer, orange juice and milk.
it was a fuckin nuisance, yea, never ever again... |
that reminds me, one time the next morning after a party, we put every leftovers we could find in the mixer (beer, whiskey, vodka).....i tasted like being a contestant on fear factor....
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Thu, 22nd Sep 2005 08:39 Post subject: |
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| werdercanuck wrote: | | D_A_Kuja wrote: | we once were so drunk that we mixed gin, vodka, rakija, beer, orange juice and milk.
it was a fuckin nuisance, yea, never ever again... |
that reminds me, one time the next morning after a party, we put every leftovers we could find in the mixer (beer, whiskey, vodka).....i tasted like being a contestant on fear factor.... |
sounds just as bad as drinking bong water...which ive done...
Half a glass of bong water, half a glass of sambucca man, u get TRASHED lol
My friends and I stopped doing that shit a long, long, long time ago, but I did do it a few times....lol still, if someone brings like a new guy to chill with us, we always see if we can get them to have a glass |
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Mutantius
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| Posted: Thu, 22nd Sep 2005 11:15 Post subject: |
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| werdercanuck wrote: | | D_A_Kuja wrote: | we once were so drunk that we mixed gin, vodka, rakija, beer, orange juice and milk.
it was a fuckin nuisance, yea, never ever again... |
that reminds me, one time the next morning after a party, we put every leftovers we could find in the mixer (beer, whiskey, vodka).....i tasted like being a contestant on fear factor.... |
Man, that gotta taste worse then Urine :/
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ChinUp
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| Posted: Thu, 22nd Sep 2005 11:37 Post subject: |
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you ever put vodka or whiskey in your bong .. offers an enhanced experience .. I can tell ya .. plus the booze lasts longer that way ..
making eye contact with a fine prospect, only to find she doesn’t speak English . not impossible but defiantly more complicated ..
"Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in & out of favor." ~ Frost
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| Posted: Thu, 22nd Sep 2005 11:40 Post subject: |
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| werdercanuck wrote: | | D_A_Kuja wrote: | we once were so drunk that we mixed gin, vodka, rakija, beer, orange juice and milk.
it was a fuckin nuisance, yea, never ever again... |
that reminds me, one time the next morning after a party, we put every leftovers we could find in the mixer (beer, whiskey, vodka).....i tasted like being a contestant on fear factor.... |
that kinda made my laugh out loud  |
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Thu, 22nd Sep 2005 14:51 Post subject: |
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| ChinUp wrote: | you ever put vodka or whiskey in your bong .. offers an enhanced experience .. I can tell ya .. plus the booze lasts longer that way ..
making eye contact with a fine prospect, only to find she doesn’t speak English . not impossible but defiantly more complicated .. |
haha my friends and I always do that, vodka on the rocks in the bong  |
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nouseforaname
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_SiN_
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| Posted: Thu, 22nd Sep 2005 19:12 Post subject: |
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Watching some porn and then comes some scene where the guy almost rapes the girl. Makes me feel sick, and want to cut they fuckers dick of with a blunt, rusty knife.
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| Posted: Thu, 22nd Sep 2005 20:19 Post subject: |
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| D_A_Kuja wrote: | we once were so drunk that we mixed gin, vodka, rakija, beer, orange juice and milk.
it was a fuckin nuisance, yea, never ever again... |
Rakija hahahaahha
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| Posted: Thu, 22nd Sep 2005 20:20 Post subject: |
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Fucking on your bed and the next morning try to explain your mother where all the stains came from when she sees them....
I usually tell her I sneezed on my bed, she buys it, LOL.
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_SiN_
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| Posted: Thu, 22nd Sep 2005 22:40 Post subject: |
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| Pizda2 wrote: | Fucking on your bed and the next morning try to explain your mother where all the stains came from when she sees them....
I usually tell her I sneezed on my bed, she buys it, LOL. |
why not tell her you had some fun with a girl. 
dont lie pizda2 |
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| Posted: Thu, 22nd Sep 2005 22:51 Post subject: |
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My mom is like, I'm her little boy still. I am sure she knows I am not a virgin anymore, but still, she wants the very best girl for me.... as any mom I suppose.
My dad however, haahahahah, yes my dad wants all the juicy details.
EDIT: Also I think she expects me to have sex like a normal person, not squirt the entire bed dirty, ffs, lol she's right.
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ChinUp
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| Posted: Thu, 22nd Sep 2005 23:35 Post subject: |
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Serves you right for not changing your own sheets .. FFS my mom used to take the piss out of me for not taking advantage of the local girls ..
"Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in & out of favor." ~ Frost
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| Posted: Thu, 22nd Sep 2005 23:39 Post subject: |
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| ChinUp wrote: | | Serves you right for not changing your own sheets .. FFS my mom used to take the piss out of me for not taking advantage of the local girls .. |
LOL, well my mom definitley wants me to get girls but good girls and she does change my sheets, what can I say.Sstill enjoying living with my parents and I intend to do so for a while, when I move out I will have to change my own sheets my entire life.
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| Posted: Thu, 22nd Sep 2005 23:52 Post subject: |
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hehe piz, wait till you move out and you'll know what else your parents do for you....nearly everything.
jesus christ was a gangsta rapper. they killed him. he came back and made a platinum album.
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ChinUp
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| Posted: Fri, 23rd Sep 2005 01:00 Post subject: |
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Having to accept each day that I’m the only one I know who actually gives a shit about the world we live in .. now that is a fucking nuisance ..
"Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in & out of favor." ~ Frost
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| Posted: Fri, 23rd Sep 2005 04:29 Post subject: |
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Finishing a really good book.
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Fri, 23rd Sep 2005 04:53 Post subject: |
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| nouseforaname wrote: | People who lack the ability to ride crowded subway cars without pissing me off. Either too shovey, too slow, don't wait until people exit the train before boarding or stand around with a big ass backpack on bumping in to everyone. It's not that hard FFS!  |
oh man, me and u both...had to slap a guy out at Union Station for that one time...fucker came and sat down beside me with a HUGE backpack, which ended up being on top of me basically, after he sat down...didnt ask if it was ok or apologize or anything. Didnt even notice me...I stood up, looked at him (waiting for him to apologize), he didnt say anything so I hooked him across the face...betcha he'll think twice bout doin something as rude as that again |
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TheSaint
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Rofl_Mao
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| Posted: Fri, 23rd Sep 2005 10:34 Post subject: |
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People smoking in my vicinity.
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