macgyver for president!!!
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PostPosted: Fri, 26th Aug 2005 23:21    Post subject: macgyver for president!!!
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PostPosted: Fri, 26th Aug 2005 23:25    Post subject:
haha macgyver kicks ass Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Aug 2005 00:15    Post subject:
Hahaha Very Happy


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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Aug 2005 04:30    Post subject:
I would vote for him if I could Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Aug 2005 15:27    Post subject:
"His solution for Iraq? a roll of toliet paper, a piece of coal and a bit of string." :LOL:




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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Aug 2005 16:12    Post subject:
Nah, Go Walken! Wink


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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Aug 2005 17:06    Post subject:
I HATE macgyver...really, lets save the world with a tic tack, a tooth pic, a bullet and a piece of string....some stupid shit...just like Murder She Wrote...god that show made me sick when i was a kid...some old bag who puts herself in situations where in real life, u'd get shot, but yet she doesnt...

lol I seen one episode where she caught some murderer or something and it was only her and the murderer in the room right. She does her little thing about how she figured out it was him and how he did it and shit (he's strapped by the way)...so what does he do? he gives up...man, I'd put one in her head and run....retarded show


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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Aug 2005 17:11    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
I HATE macgyver...really, lets save the world with a tic tack, a tooth pic, a bullet and a piece of string....some stupid shit...just like Murder She Wrote...god that show made me sick when i was a kid...some old bag who puts herself in situations where in real life, u'd get shot, but yet she doesnt...

lol I seen one episode where she caught some murderer or something and it was only her and the murderer in the room right. She does her little thing about how she figured out it was him and how he did it and shit (he's strapped by the way)...so what does he do? he gives up...man, I'd put one in her head and run....retarded show


interesting...but what do these two shows have in common? Razz
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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Aug 2005 18:06    Post subject:
weird0 wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
I HATE macgyver...really, lets save the world with a tic tack, a tooth pic, a bullet and a piece of string....some stupid shit...just like Murder She Wrote...god that show made me sick when i was a kid...some old bag who puts herself in situations where in real life, u'd get shot, but yet she doesnt...

lol I seen one episode where she caught some murderer or something and it was only her and the murderer in the room right. She does her little thing about how she figured out it was him and how he did it and shit (he's strapped by the way)...so what does he do? he gives up...man, I'd put one in her head and run....retarded show


interesting...but what do these two shows have in common? Razz


nothing really, just stupidity i guess Razz


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PostPosted: Tue, 6th Sep 2005 23:06    Post subject:
Walker Texas Ranger would beat the living crap out of Macgyver

If Macgyver would be president, Mr. Norris would be God!
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PostPosted: Tue, 6th Sep 2005 23:13    Post subject:
Chuck Norris is the most over-rated martial artist (next to fag boy Van Dam) around today....honestly, Tae Kwon Do is hardly effective in a street fight....*bangs head against desk and ponders why ppl still practice Tae Kwon Do*
Really, in a real fight, u dont need to kick above the knee's...

I mean really, when u get to black belt in Tae Kwon Do, u START learning white belt hapkido/tang su do (same as hapkido pretty much)....wtf is that? Might as well just learn hapkido. Thank god my dad was smart when he put me into martial arts when i was kid...


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PostPosted: Tue, 6th Sep 2005 23:54    Post subject:
Dear Macguyver,
Enclosed is a rubberband a paperclip and a drinking straw. Please save my dog.


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PostPosted: Wed, 7th Sep 2005 01:11    Post subject:
Esel_Gesi wrote:
Dear Macguyver,
Enclosed is a rubberband a paperclip and a drinking straw. Please save my dog.


*Flings rubberband into eye*
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