The best movie and/or tv-show quote
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javlar




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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Sep 2005 03:18    Post subject: The best movie and/or tv-show quote
Post your favourite Smile

Mine's from Black Adder goes Forth (season 4)

"Well im afraid it will have to wait, whatever it was im sure it was better than my plan to get out of this by pretending to be mad. I mean who would have noticed another mad man around here. Good luck everyone."



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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Sep 2005 03:32    Post subject:
GROSSE POINTE BLANK
First Draft: Tom Jankiewicz

Revised Draft: D.V. deVincentis & S.K. Boatman & John Cusack


Quote:
I wasn't raised in a loving environment.

(beat)

But that's not an excuse. It's a reason.
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Immunity




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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Sep 2005 04:11    Post subject:
Not word for word, as I don't feel like digging my copy out, but pretty accurate....

From: Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
Quote: *thug pulls out WW2 Bren MG and proceeds to fire off a clip, while his mates stand a few inches away*
*Boss Thug*: "What the FUCK was that?"
*Thug*: "That was me Bren gun."
*Boss Thug*: "You fire that fuckin gun again, and you are DEAD, understand?! Dead!!"

I guess thats more like a scene than a quote, but fuckin hillarious nonetheless Very Happy


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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Sep 2005 13:21    Post subject:
we need a bigger boat

jaws


jesus christ was a gangsta rapper. they killed him. he came back and made a platinum album.
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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Sep 2005 15:27    Post subject:
i didnt do it

the simpsons Smile
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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Sep 2005 15:33    Post subject:
Pulp Fiction:
Ezekiel 25:17 -
Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Sep 2005 16:21    Post subject:
The Big Lebowski

Quote:
"What're you saying? When you divorce you turn in your library card, you get a new license, you stop being Jewish!"


and

A Clockwork Orange

Quote:
And the first thing that flashed into my golova was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage.


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kyoukan




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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Sep 2005 17:22    Post subject:
Quote:
Say ello to my lil friend!

best movie quote ever.. also when he is in the tub watching flamingos...
Quote:
Lookada pelican. Fly, pelican Fly!
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Basil-Brush




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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Sep 2005 19:12    Post subject:
From: Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

Quote:
Is this some sort of white cunts' joke that black cunts don't get? 'Cos I am not fucking laughing, Nik-ol-as
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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Sep 2005 19:45    Post subject:
GB&U wrote:
- There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend: Those with a rope around the neck, and the people who have the job of doing the cutting.


"Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in & out of favor." ~ Frost
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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Sep 2005 03:38    Post subject:
From Wedding Crashers

Quote:
Yeah? Well, the proper girl in the hat just eye-fucked the shit out of me.
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javlar




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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Sep 2005 03:40    Post subject:
Since there has been a couple of Lock Stock quotes already, this is my favourite one:

Bacon:
What's that?

Samoan Jo:
A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.

Bacon
No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a
fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orangutan in that.



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drakgon




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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Sep 2005 05:47    Post subject:
take a guess.

put the bunny back in the box.
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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Sep 2005 08:04    Post subject:
drakgon wrote:
take a guess.

put the bunny back in the box.


oh shit, what movie was that again...con air...yep, at the end Smile

Quote:
Wars come and go but my soldiers stay eternal


well, not from a movie initially but used in a recent movies?
any guess'?


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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Sep 2005 10:37    Post subject:
Reservoir Dogs

Mr. Pink: You kill anybody?
Mr. White: A few cops.
Mr. Pink: No real people?
Mr. White: Just cops.
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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Sep 2005 14:46    Post subject:
SycoShaman .. line was used in xXx II .. Ice T .. quoteing tupac

ok guess this one :

Quote:
listen up .. I have something to say .. its better to burn out, than fade away ..


"Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in & out of favor." ~ Frost
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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Sep 2005 15:06    Post subject:
Quote:
America! FUCK YEA!!
Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Sep 2005 23:33    Post subject:
godfather Very Happy

Quote:

make him an offer he can't refuse...

ill make him an offer he can't refuse


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derwood




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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Sep 2005 00:36    Post subject:
From Aliens:
Quote:
Well that's great, that's just fuckin' great man. Now what the fuck are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty shit now man... That's it man, game over man, game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?

And
Quote:
I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Sep 2005 02:42    Post subject:
southpark:

Quote:
you know that feeling when the huge dump you took shoots back up your ass.......... NO I'M NOT ALLRIGHT.
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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Sep 2005 05:39    Post subject:
ChinUp wrote:
SycoShaman .. line was used in xXx II .. Ice T .. quoteing tupac

ok guess this one :

Quote:
listen up .. I have something to say .. its better to burn out, than fade away ..


U got it half right - but the original author of the saying is Tupac - he's a badmon still.

hmmm...i recall the saying, but i cant think of the movie....


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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Sep 2005 05:41    Post subject:
Nailbiter wrote:
Reservoir Dogs

Mr. Pink: You kill anybody?
Mr. White: A few cops.
Mr. Pink: No real people?
Mr. White: Just cops.


hahaha, thats such a bad ass movie Smile

best part is when the crazy dude, fucks up that cop - cuts his ear off and shit
the music that was playing made it fucked up lol


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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Sep 2005 09:06    Post subject:
Couple from my favourite movie, Requiem for a Dream

Quote:

Big Tim: I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air.


and

Quote:

Tyrone: (about the TV) Shit, this muthafucka's startin' to look a little seedy, man.
Harry: What's the matter, you particular all the sudden?
Tyrone: Hey, baby, I don't care if the motherfucker's growing hair just so long as we get our braid.


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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Sep 2005 09:09    Post subject:
Blade Runner wrote:
Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave.

Star Wars wrote:
Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.


"Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in & out of favor." ~ Frost
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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Sep 2005 13:39    Post subject:
After running someone over.

Quote:
GTA mo-fuck!


and

Quote:
Hey, heres a gun.

Nigga please, my shit is custom!


Not particularly great, but I found them funny at the time. Very Happy


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PostPosted: Tue, 13th Sep 2005 07:01    Post subject:
All Samuel l Jackson stuff from Pulp Fiction, even today I laugh my ass off when I hear the line from the scene when the dude keeps on saying "what" and he fires a gun by his head saying

"Oh, did that break your concentration?!"
"What does Marcel Wallace looks like .... does he look like a bitch?"

oh and later on in the movie ...

hahahaha

"step aside, Butch"

classic...


fuck ...
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PostPosted: Tue, 13th Sep 2005 10:11    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:

Quote:
Hey, heres a gun.

Nigga please, my shit is custom!




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PostPosted: Tue, 13th Sep 2005 12:26    Post subject:
a goodish quote from Scar face

"ive got two things in my life, my word and my balls....and i dont break them for nobody." Tony Montana (Al Pacino)


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PostPosted: Tue, 13th Sep 2005 13:03    Post subject:
Lockstock
Quote:
There's no money, there's no weed. It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses.

Quote:
You must be Eddie, J.D.'s son.

Yeah. You must be Harry. Sorry, didn't know your father.

Never mind son, you just might meet him if you carry on like that.


Quote:
If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya.
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PostPosted: Tue, 13th Sep 2005 15:43    Post subject:
Final.Fantasy :

Quote:
"Oh! Cloud! Your hair looks like a Chocobo!" - Tifa




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