Lets laugh at the stupid kung fu guy!
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ollax
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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Jun 2005 10:19    Post subject: Lets laugh at the stupid kung fu guy!
Some hispanic is gonna "fuck a guy up" in a street fight!

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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Jun 2005 11:59    Post subject:
lol, well in the end he was lucky enough to win, but why the stance, whyyyy??!


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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Jun 2005 14:57    Post subject:
matrix fan boy Laughing


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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Jun 2005 16:04    Post subject:
That was a whole bunch of waving and no technique =)


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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Jun 2005 16:07    Post subject:
Isn't that just like fisk in the land of nipples and bedsheets?


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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Jun 2005 16:12    Post subject:
OMG Laughing That was just so ugly Razz

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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Jun 2005 16:20    Post subject:
fisk wrote:
That was a whole bunch of waving and no technique =)


1. it shit him up pretty good 2. i'd be scared if some guy did that, u'd know they werent tryin show off 3. he did have technique until they actually started fighting Smile


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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Jun 2005 16:34    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
fisk wrote:
That was a whole bunch of waving and no technique =)


1. it shit him up pretty good 2. i'd be scared if some guy did that, u'd know they werent tryin show off 3. he did have technique until they actually started fighting Smile


That's the part where technique actually matters.


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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Jun 2005 11:37    Post subject:
It did look like the guy knew what he was doing until they exchanged blows then it was more blind swings than anything else.

Lame fight but atleast the blonde was cute.


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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Jun 2005 21:09    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Jun 2005 21:43    Post subject:
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1. it shit him up pretty good 2. i'd be scared if some guy did that, u'd know they werent tryin show off 3. he did have technique until they actually started fighting


haha lol it was a lucky hit as what he was doin was BS the stance he took was the crappest you could as all he had was slight range over the other guy and kicking wouldnt of worked and he left his guard over his forward leg completely open.... i know as i'm black belt kung fu but other than a bit of technique and agility/flexibility it is better to study something else. i tried krav maga once and damn if you wanna street fight well thats you thing.

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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Jun 2005 03:48    Post subject:
imo, if you really wanna learn how to defend yourself, study kickboxing or boxing, all these martial arts like kung fu, jiu jutsu, taekwondo, aikido, karate etc. are nothing. they have a few flashy moves here and there, but a trained boxer would easily take out some karate master, as you dont waste time t study stances in boxing/kickboxing, you get to the core of fighting, strenght, speed, technique, stamina.


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PostPosted: Sat, 25th Jun 2005 06:08    Post subject:
I've seen a supposed 'kung fu master' get his ass kicked twice, by the same guy, on the same night. It was hilarious.

The first time he though he was some badass, and the other guy (who I know, but we're not exactly friends) just headbutted him and he went straight down.

Second time, he got the guy to come outside, took his shoes off and started doing all these stupid stances. So the other guy just leapt on him and smashed his face against the wall. Broken nose and jaw, how fun!

Point is, most of these 'marshal arts' just make people arrogant. The only truely effective ones, as already said, are boxing and kickboxing.


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