America, home of the brave and the utterly stupid!
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ollax
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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Jun 2005 13:12    Post subject: America, home of the brave and the utterly stupid!
http://img162.echo.cx/my.php?image=screwdriverset0xf.jpg


I rest my case!


Of all the things i've lost, i miss my mind the most!
"Ozzy Osbourne"
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skidrow
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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Jun 2005 13:18    Post subject:
lol


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_SiN_
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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Jun 2005 13:29    Post subject:
What the fucking fuck? is that for real???


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Injurious




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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Jun 2005 13:47    Post subject:
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

_SiN_ if it were true it went down like this

Someone did it (inserted into penis)
And they sued the company (for not warning him it would cause harm)

Now they (the company) have to put it up on ever set of their tools so they don't get sued ever again.
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_SiN_
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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Jun 2005 14:05    Post subject:
Yeah, isn“t that how warning signs are/were invented in the us? Rolling Eyes


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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Jun 2005 14:18    Post subject:
hahaha Very Happy


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poullou




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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Jun 2005 15:36    Post subject:
Jesus....so aaaaaaaaall the rest of the stuff in US can be inserted?

ts ts ts ts Rolling Eyes


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Rofl_Mao




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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Jun 2005 16:24    Post subject:
Apparently some dickhead attempted to screw himself with a screwdriver

Or I'd wish that had happened, since the image is clearly modified. The font used for the funny line does not look exactly the same as the one used for the original text at the top.


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D_A_Kuja
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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Jun 2005 17:08    Post subject:
i so hate america, goddamn...
all these stupid ppl walking around, someone should just take off the safety labels and everything would get solved quickly.


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Esel_Gesi
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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Jun 2005 17:21    Post subject:
I know man, god damn Americans. all fat, stupid, belligerent rednecks. I mean they call sports by the wrong name and stick screwdrivers in their meat flutes. wtf


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Kristian




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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Jun 2005 17:22    Post subject:
Hehe..
Can you american people really sue anyone for almost nothing, or some damn stupid shit?


I hate you.
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Injurious




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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Jun 2005 17:37    Post subject:
in america you can rob a house... trip in the house you're robbing and sue for your medical bill Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Jun 2005 17:40    Post subject:
You can also be shot dead for being on someones property stealing apples from the apple tree.


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Injurious




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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Jun 2005 17:45    Post subject:
Sad yeah

You can enter any house if the door is open Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Jun 2005 20:17    Post subject:
This makes me feel scared of my own country. :S Where shall I go? Canada?


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ollax
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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Jun 2005 22:29    Post subject:
When husqvarna started selling chainsaws in the states they hade to print a manual that was thicker than a phone book with shit like: Dont sit on the branch your attemting to saw of and stuff like that to avoid geting sued.


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D_A_Kuja
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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Jun 2005 00:36    Post subject:
damn are these ppl too stupid to understand the principle of pain?
"dont cut off your dick with your newly bought knife, it will -hurt-,
-hurt- is -bad-, -bad- is what you -dont want-."


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Injurious




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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Jun 2005 01:01    Post subject:
gene217 wrote:
This makes me feel scared of my own country. :S Where shall I go? Canada?


Canada IS safer than America
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Griffon
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PostPosted: Sat, 18th Jun 2005 02:33    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
gene217 wrote:
This makes me feel scared of my own country. :S Where shall I go? Canada?


Canada IS safer than America

Safer - Yes...
but it's as retarded as USA Smile


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PostPosted: Sat, 18th Jun 2005 10:20    Post subject:
Esel_Gesi wrote:
I know man, god damn Americans. all fat, stupid, belligerent rednecks. I mean they call sports by the wrong name and stick screwdrivers in their meat flutes. wtf

ewwww! you said meat flutes! nasty! Shocked
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PostPosted: Sat, 18th Jun 2005 12:28    Post subject:
D_A_Kuja wrote:
damn are these ppl too stupid to understand the principle of pain?


cut the I-hate-America crap
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D_A_Kuja
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PostPosted: Sat, 18th Jun 2005 12:43    Post subject:
its not crap, its fully justified.


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PostPosted: Sat, 18th Jun 2005 12:44    Post subject:
Voodoo-child wrote:
D_A_Kuja wrote:
damn are these ppl too stupid to understand the principle of pain?


cut the I-hate-America crap


AMERICA SUCKS!!!!!!







jk
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Kristian




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PostPosted: Sat, 18th Jun 2005 17:59    Post subject:
Voodoo-child wrote:
D_A_Kuja wrote:
damn are these ppl too stupid to understand the principle of pain?


cut the I-hate-America crap


I live in a free country.
I can say whatever I want.
So let me start..

USA SUX!
Most people over there are STUPIC and DUMB.

BUT, Norway is fucking lame too Wink


I hate you.
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Injurious




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PostPosted: Sat, 18th Jun 2005 18:28    Post subject:
So do the mods and they have the power to shut up you!

Think of the mods, here, as the government. They don't like what you say they shut you up. And they aren't going to just let you walk away with a warning... when they say cut it out... you take out the sharpest fucking scissors you can find and you fucking cut right along the fucking lines!

Got that? Now apologize to the yanks!
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PostPosted: Sat, 18th Jun 2005 18:36    Post subject:
i'm closing this one.
Some1 posted a funny picture and all of a sudden it's getting out of hand and everyone starts bashing on the usa and on eachother.

I'm watching some members that posted here. So be warned.


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PostPosted: Sat, 18th Jun 2005 19:38    Post subject:
all your bitch asses are belong to us Very Happy
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Voodoo-child
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PostPosted: Sun, 19th Jun 2005 11:28    Post subject:
Stealth88 wrote:
Voodoo-child wrote:
D_A_Kuja wrote:
damn are these ppl too stupid to understand the principle of pain?


cut the I-hate-America crap


I live in a free country.
I can say whatever I want.
So let me start..

USA SUX!
Most people over there are STUPIC and DUMB.

BUT, Norway is fucking lame too Wink


HAHAH stupiC

ow and this is a privately owned board, we have ALL RIGHT editing / removing /... your posts
so don't give us that freedom of speech crap in here
consider this as a first warning
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PostPosted: Sun, 19th Jun 2005 19:32    Post subject:
now don't u guys go off and start a underground movement to over throw us now... lets all be friends
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