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Oddmaker
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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Jun 2005 20:20    Post subject: Sexyness


So would you hit it? Rolling Eyes


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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Jun 2005 20:29    Post subject:
the middle one aint too bad..
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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Jun 2005 20:30    Post subject:
I like the guy on the right.
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Oddmaker
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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Jun 2005 20:32    Post subject:
Flark wrote:
I like the guy on the right.


hahah


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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Jun 2005 20:33    Post subject:
Flark wrote:
I like the guy on the right.


hahahahahhahah
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skidrow
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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Jun 2005 20:37    Post subject:
Flark wrote:
I like the guy on the right.


Laughing


I would hit it yes.










with a jackhammer


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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Jun 2005 20:43    Post subject:
why are her fucking gums so big? eh bitch? WHY?????!!!!!!!!11



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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Jun 2005 20:47    Post subject:
[sYn] wrote:
the middle one aint too bad..


uuhh-huh...


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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Jun 2005 20:48    Post subject:
disgusting.
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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Jun 2005 21:09    Post subject:
wtfx0r !!
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Injurious




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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Jun 2005 22:03    Post subject:
the left one; horseface
Looks like the mother had a little too much fun at the farm

The middle one Crying or Very sad
is um....

the right one;
just so damn ugly…

I think there are no mirrors in their house.


But... if i were blind and deaf... and they were nekkid and double bagged... i'd hit it.



But in all honesty… I kinda feel sick now. (where's the vomit smiley?)
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Jun 2005 22:55    Post subject:
I can't believe you guys are saying you wouldn't hit it, those type of comments are bullshit, have you never seen a real woman....etc.Very Happy Laughing


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PostPosted: Fri, 17th Jun 2005 23:12    Post subject:
i think they're twins and the 1 in the middle = the mum btw
anyway yea... her teeth Shocked


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PostPosted: Sat, 18th Jun 2005 02:23    Post subject:
Fuck you Oddmaker, I was eating! shit, man...


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PostPosted: Sat, 18th Jun 2005 02:30    Post subject:
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Fuck you Oddmaker, I was eating! shit, man...

Oh come on! Our school is filled with chicas like that Sad and now that it's a god damn hot weather they think they're god damn sexy wearing them tank-tops Sad Crying or Very sad

Thank god for that bagel place outside of our school... eating in the caff surrounded by those freaks is like anorexia though you never do manage to get to the bathroom Sad
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PostPosted: Sat, 18th Jun 2005 03:59    Post subject:
mods ...... move this post to the sexy selections.............. so damn fine



i'd hit them


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Injurious




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PostPosted: Sat, 18th Jun 2005 04:03    Post subject:
I'm sorry... but they are real and your stick filled with nails is not... therefore you just said you would fuck them... thank you... you're one sick sadistic motherfucker... Sad

You better give them a night they'll never forget. By the looks of it... it'll be a night they'll have to remember for the rest of their lives.

so don't fuck it up!
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PostPosted: Sat, 18th Jun 2005 04:22    Post subject:
sure will do. Rolling Eyes " salutes all and ......... prays to jebus" Wink


edit: btw injurious i dont where you go to school but i have never seen girls that look like ................ well that. Confused


i hate opening this post as as those girls do make me quite nausious.......... poor girls never get screwed other than by a blind or welsh (note referance to animal screwing) man. and even then.....
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Sat, 18th Jun 2005 16:32    Post subject:
drakgon wrote:


edit: btw injurious i dont where you go to school but i have never seen girls that look like ................ well that. Confused




Yeah you probably did have girls like that at your school but either you just completely ignored them, or the memories have been subconsciously repressed because the trauma of remembering their faces was too great.



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PostPosted: Sat, 18th Jun 2005 16:43    Post subject:
haha meat loaf rocks Very Happy

nice AM!


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PostPosted: Sat, 18th Jun 2005 17:50    Post subject:
rofl Very Happy


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Oddmaker
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PostPosted: Sat, 18th Jun 2005 17:53    Post subject:
haha yeah its true about girls like that in college


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PostPosted: Sat, 18th Jun 2005 21:13    Post subject:
WTF man!? I wouldnt even let her suck me off but hit it? cmon man be serious.


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PostPosted: Sun, 19th Jun 2005 13:49    Post subject:
Oh my god! Could this be the last of the teeth monkeys? They were thought to be extinct! But i appears that there are at least one string of them left, please advise though since their bite is higly venomus!


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PostPosted: Sun, 19th Jun 2005 17:19    Post subject:
kinda late for a joke eh, ollax? Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun, 19th Jun 2005 23:29    Post subject:
I feel sorry for 'em. I hope they make up for their poor looks by becoming very smart and rich.

Sorry for being too serious but some you guys are really mean. They're HUMAN BEINGS FFS!! with feelings and everything.

btw... NO I would NOT hit it, not even with a jackhammer coz that would involve looking at it.
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PostPosted: Mon, 20th Jun 2005 01:17    Post subject:
CobbMk2 wrote:
I feel sorry for 'em. I hope they make up for their poor looks by becoming very smart and rich.



You can't 'become' smart, you're either intelligent or not.

As for whether they can make up for it by becoming rich, well I don't think any amount of money will be able to compensate for the fact that nobody will want to associate with them because they're absolutely hideous.


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

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PostPosted: Mon, 20th Jun 2005 05:49    Post subject:
Kinda… their hideousness kind of grows on you… like they are still a prayer for blindness but… after a while… you just don’t look away so fast… or (scroll down) really fast.
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PostPosted: Mon, 20th Jun 2005 08:48    Post subject:
*creature* on the right seems almost photoshopped?
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PostPosted: Mon, 20th Jun 2005 14:22    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:

You can't 'become' smart, you're either intelligent or not.

As for whether they can make up for it by becoming rich, well I don't think any amount of money will be able to compensate for the fact that nobody will want to associate with them because they're absolutely hideous.


Do apologize for my lack of vocabulary Rolling Eyes
Should have said "hope they make up for their poor looks by studying real hard, becoming smart (an expert in a particular field) and thus having a useful and satisfying life. Trust me, they have ample motivation to study.

Quote:
*creature* on the right seems almost photoshopped?


What, you dont think the one on the left is a creature? haha
You fancy her don't ya! Laughing
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