Some people like sex, some don't.
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Pizda2




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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jun 2005 00:02    Post subject: Some people like sex, some don't.
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Alumenad = Pizda2
Ninetynine = _SIN_

Alumenad zegt:
paris hilton
Alumenad zegt:
would u hit it?
ninetynine zegt:
She may be skanky, but yes i would
Alumenad zegt:
aahaaahaah
Alumenad zegt:
skanky hahahaah well said
ninetynine zegt:
hehe
ninetynine zegt:
i mean why not hit it, as long as its free
Alumenad zegt:
well she loves sex
ninetynine zegt:
indeed
ninetynine zegt:
who doesnt
Alumenad zegt:
well
Alumenad zegt:
i bet some ppl don't
Alumenad zegt:
like for example
Alumenad zegt:
uumm
ninetynine zegt:
Sublime?
ninetynine zegt:
LOL
Alumenad zegt:
LOOOOL yes
ninetynine zegt:
hahaha
Alumenad zegt:
this 1 goes on forum
ninetynine zegt:
ROFL
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Sublime




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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jun 2005 00:08    Post subject:
Laughing nah i love shagging Smile i think the gay 1's animal who says all the bitches in the sexy section are ugly.


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Pizda2




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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jun 2005 00:10    Post subject:
Hhhmmm, that explains why Animalmadre is hitting on me like a fag, sending me PMs like a madman. Laughing
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_SiN_
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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jun 2005 00:10    Post subject:
Hahaha, maybe Razz
No offence man, i just thought of someone from the board, nothign personal Very Happy


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Pizda2




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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jun 2005 00:11    Post subject:
_SiN_ wrote:
Hahaha, maybe Razz
No offence man, i just thought of someone from the board, nothign personal Very Happy


Yes, true.


PSSSTT, we got him fooled Wink Wink Wink Laughing
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Sublime




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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jun 2005 00:57    Post subject:
lol i know how u meant it


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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jun 2005 01:02    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
Laughing nah i love shagging Smile i think the gay 1's animal who says all the bitches in the sexy section are ugly.


Yeah sublime loves shagging, at least the theory of it anyway. Laughing


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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jun 2005 01:20    Post subject:
"No-one dies a virgin, life fucks us all" Laughing


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dryan
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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jun 2005 01:59    Post subject:
I don't get this thread.


Im a cockfag
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Sublime




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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jun 2005 02:01    Post subject:
http://www.nfohump.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=11530&start=40

Smile


Stealth88 and Lod|_Dod| wrote:
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Pizda2




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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jun 2005 11:32    Post subject:
_SiN_ wrote:
"No-one dies a virgin, life fucks us all" Laughing


LOOL, good 1.
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D_A_Kuja
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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jun 2005 16:15    Post subject:
pizda translates to cunt in a couple of languages, now i dunno if that was incidental but you better not make contact with any girls of eastern europe
using that name.
btw
_SiN_ wrote:
"No-one dies a virgin, life fucks us all" Laughing

lol nice one there grinhurt


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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jun 2005 17:06    Post subject:
i would hit paris hilton she is sexy!
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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jun 2005 17:20    Post subject:
TheSaint wrote:
i would hit paris hilton she is sexy!




Rolling Eyes


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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jun 2005 17:36    Post subject:
I'd hit her once just to say I hit Paris Hilton

Now that her co-star on simple life is an anorexic wreck she looks hot Razz i'd hit her co-star Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jun 2005 18:13    Post subject:
Why not both at the same time Rolling Eyes


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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jun 2005 18:27    Post subject:
D_A_Kuja wrote:
pizda translates to cunt in a couple of languages, now i dunno if that was incidental but you better not make contact with any girls of eastern europe
using that name.

btw
_SiN_ wrote:
"No-one dies a virgin, life fucks us all" Laughing

lol nice one there grinhurt



Damn.......
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D_A_Kuja
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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jun 2005 20:01    Post subject:
i wouldnt touch paris hilton as i m not really into condoms, but for her i d need atleast 4 layers to play it safe, so bleh...


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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jun 2005 21:38    Post subject:
_SiN_ wrote:
Why not both at the same time Rolling Eyes
Shocked
I'd do that Very Happy heck I'd do it until I go limp Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jun 2005 21:42    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
_SiN_ wrote:
Why not both at the same time Rolling Eyes
Shocked
I'd do that Very Happy heck I'd do it until I go limp Very Happy


for a whole 5 seconds then Shocked Shocked


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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jun 2005 21:52    Post subject:
ROOFL!!


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D_A_Kuja
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Jun 2005 00:38    Post subject:
regarding all the dick bacteria she accumulated over the last few years, you d go limp after 3 seconds.

would rather fuck a sheep, they ve got nice wool, that is if farmer john and his hillbilly friends werent there before me...


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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Jun 2005 01:03    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
Injurious wrote:
_SiN_ wrote:
Why not both at the same time Rolling Eyes
Shocked
I'd do that Very Happy heck I'd do it until I go limp Very Happy


for a whole 5 seconds then Shocked Shocked


It's still something Wink Wink
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Pizda2




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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Jun 2005 08:19    Post subject:
D_A_Kuja wrote:
regarding all the dick bacteria she accumulated over the last few years, you d go limp after 3 seconds.

would rather fuck a sheep, they ve got nice wool, that is if farmer john and his hillbilly friends werent there before me...


You would rather fuck a sheep? LOOOOOOL.
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D_A_Kuja
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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Jun 2005 14:41    Post subject:
lol it goes like this:
women >>> sheep >>>>>> paris hilton


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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Jun 2005 15:02    Post subject:
D_A_Kuja wrote:
lol it goes like this:
women >>> sheep >>>>>> paris hilton


Laughing
not agreeing with you tough Razz
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D_A_Kuja
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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Jun 2005 16:38    Post subject:
i understand some ppl might find paris hilton more attractive than sheep,
but its about health here...


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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Jun 2005 19:21    Post subject:
So it´s healthy to be more attracted to sheep than Paris hilton? Guess that makes me very sick Very Happy Razz


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D_A_Kuja
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PostPosted: Sat, 4th Jun 2005 00:49    Post subject:
its all about what your dick looks like afterwards,
i doubt there would be anything left of it after screwing paris.
imagine the nastiest whore ever and multiply by 100...


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PostPosted: Mon, 6th Jun 2005 01:16    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
I'd hit her once just to say I hit Paris Hilton


at this point, I think not having screwed Paris Hilton is remarkable... that whore has slept with 3/4 of America...



...and Iraq.


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