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couleur
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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Jan 2021 20:59    Post subject: Small dicks and rubber duckeys [R]
We are 0,058% of EUs surface and 0,13% of EUs population, thank you very much. Very Happy

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Il_Padrino




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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Jan 2021 21:01    Post subject:
Everyone knows Luxembourg is just the name of a petrol station Razz

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madmax17




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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Jan 2021 21:03    Post subject:
couleur wrote:
We are 0,058% of EUs surface and 0,13% of EUs population, thank you very much. Very Happy
It's the average penis size that really counts.
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couleur
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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Jan 2021 21:05    Post subject:
Well, if you look at all the expensive cars here... doesn't bode so well. Laughing

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DXWarlock
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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Jan 2021 21:09    Post subject:
But dont you make up for the difference @couleur?
I mean the sheer girth and length you have has to bump the national average up by like 10%.

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Nalo
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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Jan 2021 21:14    Post subject:
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M4trix




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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Jan 2021 21:15    Post subject:
@couleur, ...wait... I thought you live in France ! Scratch Head

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couleur
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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Jan 2021 21:15    Post subject:
@DXWarlock Mate... You're married, I'm married.


Lets just get back to the topic.









Laughing

"Enlightenment is man's emergence from his self-imposed nonage. Nonage is the inability to use one's own understanding without another's guidance. This nonage is self-imposed if its cause lies not in lack of understanding but in indecision and lack of courage to use one's own mind without another's guidance. Dare to know! (Sapere aude.) "Have the courage to use your own understanding," is therefore the motto of the enlightenment."
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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Jan 2021 21:42    Post subject:
Two guys in a hot tub. With a rubber ducky
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PumpAction
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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Jan 2021 22:19    Post subject:
madmax17 wrote:
Two guys in a hot tub. With a rubber ducky

How do you know that I look sexy in rubber? Surprised

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madmax17




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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Jan 2021 22:27    Post subject:
From your group high school photo Embarassed
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couleur
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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Jan 2021 22:33    Post subject:
Here a response from DXWarlock:

DXWarlock wrote:
PumpAction wrote:
How do you know that I look sexy in rubber? Surprised

From your Grindr profile I swiped right on. Unless it was a catfish pic Crying or Very sad



(Sorry mate, I cleaned up the other thread)

"Enlightenment is man's emergence from his self-imposed nonage. Nonage is the inability to use one's own understanding without another's guidance. This nonage is self-imposed if its cause lies not in lack of understanding but in indecision and lack of courage to use one's own mind without another's guidance. Dare to know! (Sapere aude.) "Have the courage to use your own understanding," is therefore the motto of the enlightenment."
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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Jan 2021 22:37    Post subject:
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M4trix




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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Jan 2021 23:37    Post subject:
How I ended up here with Paxson and rubber ducks in my bed ? Mad

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PumpAction
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PostPosted: Thu, 14th Jan 2021 00:12    Post subject:
Oh how you wish you dirty old bastard Laughing

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DXWarlock
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PostPosted: Thu, 14th Jan 2021 00:48    Post subject:
M4trix wrote:
How I ended up here with Paxson and rubber ducks in my bed ? Mad

The same way we all did. After being offered a drink, and waking up in his house.

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