Man's penis fell off, growing a new one on his arm
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Frant
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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Oct 2020 12:52    Post subject: Man's penis fell off, growing a new one on his arm
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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Oct 2020 13:01    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Oct 2020 13:02    Post subject:
The comments in the utub clip are funnier than the original story:

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He will be forever known as Mr. Handcock now

Just leave it on your arm dude. Start a whole new category on pronhub. Become a legend.

What if his arm had fallen off : would they have built a new one on his johnson?

So, if he wears a shot sleeve shirt in public will he be fined for exposing himself?

Lucky its on his arm not his head

Life tried to end him but he had one more trick up his sleeve

Dude's never getting another high five.

Hope he's not left handed !-)

Really? It just dropped off? A bit too much 'self isolation" I think.

He should go on 'Britains Got Talent'.

He’s been delaying surgery to grow it longer. Lol

Knew this guy had something up his sleeve

HANDCOCK IS THAT YOU?!

Taking 3rd base to a whole new level.

I bet that makes for one hell of a party trick

Can he shoot webs like spider man ?


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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Oct 2020 13:05    Post subject:
Laughing Laughing

Is there also a non-blurred photo? Kinda curious to see it Razz

I'm sure it will be great for cock magic as well Laughing


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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Oct 2020 13:06    Post subject:
If it's in The Sun, it must be true lol.
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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Oct 2020 13:08    Post subject:
Sin317 wrote:
If it's in The Sun, it must be true lol.


Google and ye shall find.


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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Oct 2020 13:12    Post subject:
Yeah, I rather not google for penises.
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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Oct 2020 13:15    Post subject:
rofl lol Smile picnic
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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Oct 2020 13:17    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Oct 2020 13:43    Post subject:
Typical Y generation


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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Oct 2020 13:47    Post subject:
censored everywhere. Is a picture of a penis so damaging to our health? Why even include pictures at all?
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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Oct 2020 13:54    Post subject:
Unsolicited penis picture is considered ræpe, don’t you know? Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Oct 2020 13:56    Post subject:
Interinactive wrote:
Sin317 wrote:
Yeah, I rather not google for penises.


You prefer bing?


Laughing


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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Oct 2020 14:16    Post subject:
Interinactive wrote:
Sin317 wrote:
Yeah, I rather not google for penises.


You prefer bing?


I personally prefer Ask Jeeves for such topics Pffchh
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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Oct 2020 14:32    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Oct 2020 15:06    Post subject:
Nalo wrote:
What gender is this?


Find out at the nearest Reveal Party!



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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Oct 2020 15:07    Post subject:
Nalo wrote:
What gender is this?
StiffArmkin


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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Oct 2020 22:09    Post subject:
but why? Mind Is Full Of Fuck


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PostPosted: Sat, 31st Oct 2020 02:06    Post subject:
Stormwolf wrote:
censored everywhere. Is a picture of a penis so damaging to our health? Why even include pictures at all?

I've managed to find it since I was too curious, for science!
https://old.reddit.com/r/HumansAreMetal/comments/f4rxin/hes_growing_a_new_penis_on_his_arm/ Everything Went Better Than Expected Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat, 31st Oct 2020 02:26    Post subject:
Looks like having a penis is more important than having front teeth. Laughing


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PostPosted: Sat, 31st Oct 2020 02:34    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
Stormwolf wrote:
censored everywhere. Is a picture of a penis so damaging to our health? Why even include pictures at all?

I've managed to find it since I was too curious, for science!
https://old.reddit.com/r/HumansAreMetal/comments/f4rxin/hes_growing_a_new_penis_on_his_arm/ Everything Went Better Than Expected Laughing


Epic Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat, 31st Oct 2020 05:19    Post subject:
M4trix wrote:
Looks like having a penis is more important than having front teeth. Laughing


I'd say it bloody well is...!!!


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PostPosted: Sat, 31st Oct 2020 07:00    Post subject:
Seems a little excessive (all that work and trouble, not the penis) but whatever floats your boat.
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PostPosted: Sat, 31st Oct 2020 07:34    Post subject:
how many back alley crackheads does one have to fuck to have their dick fall off?
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PostPosted: Sat, 31st Oct 2020 07:49    Post subject:
Are you sure its growing on his arm? Could be in his mouth..


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PostPosted: Sat, 31st Oct 2020 07:54    Post subject:
the arm is kinda a precarious place to grow a new penis when your a mechanic. Imagine getting your penis arm caught in the moving part of an engine. He’d have to start from scratch all over again.
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PostPosted: Sat, 31st Oct 2020 09:16    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Mon, 2nd Nov 2020 12:58    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
the arm is kinda a precarious place to grow a new penis when your a mechanic. Imagine getting your penis arm caught in the moving part of an engine. He’d have to start from scratch all over again.


Penis arm, who would ever think those two words would be put into any real world context? grinhurt


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PostPosted: Mon, 2nd Nov 2020 23:15    Post subject:
So his dick is armed then.
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