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paxsali
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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Aug 2020 11:26    Post subject: Avoided being a 40yo virgin by 1 year!






The flamethrower smileys were intented to be used as a party horn...


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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Aug 2020 11:39    Post subject:
Pets don't count.

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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Aug 2020 12:24    Post subject:
"and his colon hang like sleeve of wizard" but a virgin eh? Razz

Congratz!

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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Aug 2020 12:40    Post subject:
Bum stuff don't count either.

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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Aug 2020 12:58    Post subject:


Congratulations on the sex.

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Sin317
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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Aug 2020 14:30    Post subject:
What you said clearly makes us think, that you finally had sex with 39 and avoided being a 40 yo virgin by a year...

Yes, everybody who read your title, thought you never had sex before...
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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Aug 2020 14:37    Post subject:
Classic.

"Enlightenment is man's emergence from his self-imposed nonage. Nonage is the inability to use one's own understanding without another's guidance. This nonage is self-imposed if its cause lies not in lack of understanding but in indecision and lack of courage to use one's own mind without another's guidance. Dare to know! (Sapere aude.) "Have the courage to use your own understanding," is therefore the motto of the enlightenment."
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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Aug 2020 17:37    Post subject:

I'm sailing in the stormy seas of my mind
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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Aug 2020 20:07    Post subject:
Time to transition to a beautiful transwahmen then Surprised
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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Aug 2020 20:59    Post subject:
Did you become an hero? Otherwise, how did you avoid being a 40 year old virgin? You just didn't wait enough. Scratch Head
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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Aug 2020 03:15    Post subject:
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Happy barfday Pax, may the last year of youngness bring you plenty of covid-free thots!
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