Congratulations to Uwe Boll. He made it!
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enzi666




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 14:27    Post subject: Congratulations to Uwe Boll. He made it!
As you can see from the topic Mr Uwe Boll alias the second Spielberg he made it.

You think why?
Read for yourself on Imdb.com

[/url]http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom[url]

He really made it to get 2!! movies in the bottom 100 charts.
And I bet it'll be much more when the next movies will come out.
Bloodrayne, Far cry,...

So lets start a congratulations so Uwe Boll thread.
You can thank him here for his wonderful films.

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FakeBitchKillah.inc:
iam really looking forward to the time that the games look REAL cause u dont have update your pc than.................. cause it cant look more real than real !
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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 14:34    Post subject:
Err ... we've been bitching about the waste of flesh known as Uwe Boll for almost a month now.

http://nforce.nl/forum/viewtopic.php?t=7850
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enzi666




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 14:35    Post subject:
damnit! sorry for that.
Normally I search before I post a new thread but I was so excited about it...


FakeBitchKillah.inc:
iam really looking forward to the time that the games look REAL cause u dont have update your pc than.................. cause it cant look more real than real !
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 17:49    Post subject:
Yeah, Uwe'motherlover'boll doesn't even deserve our denigration.
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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Oct 2016 00:34    Post subject:
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monk3ybusin3ss




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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Oct 2016 00:53    Post subject:
Michael Bay next plox
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The_Zeel




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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Oct 2016 02:31    Post subject:
wait does that mean?

leave gaming the fuck alone you motherfucker!
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Oct 2016 02:35    Post subject:
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The_Zeel




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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Oct 2016 02:39    Post subject:
ah, he still has the charm of a concentration camp guard Laughing
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lolozaur




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PostPosted: Fri, 28th Oct 2016 15:21    Post subject:
no dungeon siege sequel? Crying or Very sad
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Bob Barnsen




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PostPosted: Sat, 29th Oct 2016 23:15    Post subject:
Read the news only now.
It's a very sad day for the movie world and us indeed. Sad
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randir14




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PostPosted: Sun, 30th Oct 2016 06:01    Post subject:
This thread caused me to discover he actually made Rampage 3. Has anyone seen it? I thought the first two were enjoyable for their pure misanthropy.
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PostPosted: Sun, 30th Oct 2016 09:02    Post subject:
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Shocktrooper




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PostPosted: Sun, 30th Oct 2016 11:22    Post subject:
Rampage 3 was pure low budget shit, avoid at all costs.
Uwe should have gone with a final killing spree and then end it with the guy setting off a nuclear bomb or unleashing a virus.
But instead he made it all serious and full of drama and there is little to no action. Only some cops getting shot up on the woods, cheap effects and hardly any blood. End result is exactly as pathetic as you would expect it to be.
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EyePatchLives




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PostPosted: Sun, 30th Oct 2016 12:21    Post subject:
Boll made one genuinely decent movie - Rampage, then proceeded to milk it.


"I think Call of Duty resonates because it's believable and relatable," Sledgehammer Games cofounder Michael Condrey says.

Believable and relatable...Yep, sounds like Call of Duty
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Shocktrooper




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PostPosted: Sun, 30th Oct 2016 13:29    Post subject:
Assault on Wall Street was also ok, at least the parts where people get killed.
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PostPosted: Sun, 30th Oct 2016 14:13    Post subject:
Postal had some enjoyable parts


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The_Zeel




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PostPosted: Sun, 30th Oct 2016 14:55    Post subject:
Rampage 1 and 2 were ok movies, Assault on Wall street too, Postal had some really lulzy retarded scenes.
One could say, his "directing skills" did improve with time, but then again the expectations of him are so damn low that just making a movie that doesn't make it to the IMDB bottom 100 is already a miracle .Laughing
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monk3ybusin3ss




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PostPosted: Sun, 30th Oct 2016 15:37    Post subject:
I thought Tunnel Rats was a pretty good movie, by Boll standards.

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ixigia
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PostPosted: Sun, 30th Oct 2016 19:36    Post subject:
Yeah, generally I found his non-gaming-related movies occasionally alright for his mental standards Very Happy (hell, some were better than Hollywood's blockbusters as far as I'm concerned Cool Face)
The video game adaptations on the other hand (with the exception of good ol' Postal)
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2018 19:48    Post subject:
Ill just leave this here ...



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PickupArtist




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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2018 20:30    Post subject:
if he really made a lot of money, and if it was made legit and not just smooching forbig director fees and then run , ok then he can say it but if all his big payed gigs that set him for life flopped, then he is a con artist and he should keep his lying filthy mouth shut
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2018 20:31    Post subject:
Wasn't his scheme with all those dreadful movies to milk the German government of culture funding through some loop hole (which he succeeded with)?


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Bendi




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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2018 20:49    Post subject:
That, and he also had amazing blackmail material on all those decent stars he swindled into acting in his movies.


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typical jew comment
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lolozaur




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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2018 21:07    Post subject:
from what is that airplane scene?
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Mr.Tinkles




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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2018 21:36    Post subject:
lolozaur wrote:
from what is that airplane scene?


My guess would be postal.

Edit:

Yup, it was.



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0wen




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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Sep 2018 21:37    Post subject:
Frant wrote:
Wasn't his scheme with all those dreadful movies to milk the German government of culture funding through some loop hole (which he succeeded with)?


That is why the laws where changed in Germany and he suddenly decided to retire from directing.
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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Sep 2018 00:02    Post subject:
As far as I know the law changed in 2006. He still made some 20 something movies after this.


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Frant
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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Sep 2018 00:11    Post subject:
Well, fuck him and good riddance. The world of entertainment has become a better place now that he retired (or became a persona-non-grata within the entertainment industry).


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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Jun 2019 20:22    Post subject:
Fuck You All The Uwe Boll Story 2018 1080p AMZN WEB-DL H264-QOQ


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