tried to grow a beard
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PickupArtist




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PostPosted: Thu, 10th Jan 2019 17:22    Post subject: tried to grow a beard
it feels itchy as fuck and smells and food gets stuck everywhere

how the fuck u maniacs do this to urselves haha Confused

off it goes , even if the misses will mis it, this is unbearable
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PostPosted: Thu, 10th Jan 2019 17:23    Post subject:
Screens pls


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PostPosted: Thu, 10th Jan 2019 17:27    Post subject:
use beard oil and it will not itch anymore


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PostPosted: Thu, 10th Jan 2019 18:16    Post subject:
It smells? Hair are dead cells and should smell neutral Poker Face maybe consider washing your face once in a while after tossing the salad Cool Face


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PostPosted: Thu, 10th Jan 2019 18:41    Post subject:
PickupArtist wrote:
it feels itchy as fuck and smells and food gets stuck everywhere

how the fuck u maniacs do this to urselves haha Confused

off it goes , even if the misses will mis it, this is unbearable

it will be better after a few days.
im 2 weeks in now and i look like a fucking idiot, thank god i don't leave the house much often.

why do nerds always got shitty beards??? i need to get this shit off as fast as possible.
i look like mats hummels
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PostPosted: Thu, 10th Jan 2019 19:10    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Thu, 10th Jan 2019 19:12    Post subject:
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Bendi




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PostPosted: Thu, 10th Jan 2019 20:27    Post subject:
Nalo wrote:
How do you grow a beard that isn't patchy? I always end up with majestic parts and Baldric parts.


You have to go back a number of years and be conceived again, maybe this time with glorious beard growing genes.

Failing that adapt your beardstyle to what you have. Brush the bald parts over, don't go full lumberjack, stuff like that.

When it comes to pharmaceuticals, stuff with Minoxidil might be helpful (helps weak hair grow), but it has to be used for at least a year, regularly, and it actually might not work for beard hair. It's confirmed only for scalp hair.
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Janz




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PostPosted: Thu, 10th Jan 2019 22:13    Post subject:
i always look like bud spencer, simply cause im too lazy to shave every day. once or twice a week i cut it (takes about one minute) so that it looks neat and not like a hobo
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PostPosted: Fri, 11th Jan 2019 02:36    Post subject:
The itchy & scratchy sensation thankfully only affects the initial days, once the beard acquires manliness the body just adapts and you feel like wearing nothing at all.

Janz wrote:
i always look like bud spencer, simply cause im too lazy to shave every day. once or twice a week i cut it (takes about one minute) so that it looks neat and not like a hobo

Haha yeah, likewise. It's been a while since I've had a long beard, nowadays I'm more into keeping a controlled short full-beard that doesn't make me look like a rabbi xD
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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Jan 2019 13:43    Post subject:
I don't have much of a beard. I let it grow (1 or 2 months) until I get irritated by the hairs and then I weed it out with a tondeuse.


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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Jan 2019 14:40    Post subject:
Nalo wrote:
How do you grow a beard that isn't patchy? I always end up with majestic parts and Baldric parts.

If I were your daddy you wouldn't have to worry about that.

I still can be your daddy though, if you ask nicely Razz


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