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FireMaster




Posts: 13476
Location: I do not belong
PostPosted: Thu, 7th Dec 2017 02:18    Post subject: Guess who's back
but still relatively broke due to no steady work but the hustle of whatever comes.

I hacked my way back into all my accounts. I hate women and have no mercy for them now.
I kill on sight and ask the rest to bow.

My dick is average but It still sees some use. I'm dead on the inside but ready to amuse.
Fuck me ixigia cuz im a short fuze. Make me cum until I short circuit.
I may have been gone, but I still lurk it.
Humper for life, a race to the bottom.
Fuck having a wife, but whisky and rum.

my rhymes are shit and I'm too drunk to continue
To whoever who may want, I'd love to cum in you.
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Shocktrooper




Posts: 4558

PostPosted: Thu, 7th Dec 2017 02:38    Post subject:
welcome back, people missed you
some even thought you were dead. glad now I can remove your name from the list
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FireMaster




Posts: 13476
Location: I do not belong
PostPosted: Thu, 7th Dec 2017 02:57    Post subject:
my birthday is in may 19th but I love you regardless
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FireMaster




Posts: 13476
Location: I do not belong
PostPosted: Thu, 7th Dec 2017 02:58    Post subject:
I was dead, until I wasn't anymore. Long miraculous story of survival in isolated islands, struggling against viral infection (not HIV) against all odds and people being against me and making it back home as a fuck you to the human universe.

I want friends. I have none but hateful backstabbing faggots.
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ixigia
[Moderator] Consigliere



Posts: 65076
Location: Italy
PostPosted: Thu, 7th Dec 2017 03:21    Post subject:

Glad to have you with us again my exotic Master of Fire! A long-awaited cumback alright Cute Pom Pom's

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AmpegV4




Posts: 6248

PostPosted: Thu, 7th Dec 2017 05:14    Post subject:
Welcome back , sounds like tough times
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TSR69
Banned



Posts: 14962
Location: Republic of the Seven United Provinces
PostPosted: Thu, 7th Dec 2017 05:25    Post subject:
Ah firemeister our humppoet, welcome back! Smile


Formerly known as iconized
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tonizito
VIP Member



Posts: 51396
Location: Portugal, the shithole of Europe.
PostPosted: Thu, 7th Dec 2017 09:02    Post subject:
The hero the hump needs! So Much Win


boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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Yuri




Posts: 11000

PostPosted: Thu, 7th Dec 2017 09:47    Post subject:
Out of nowhere



1 and 2 are still amazing.
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FireMaster




Posts: 13476
Location: I do not belong
PostPosted: Sun, 10th Dec 2017 03:53    Post subject:
Thank you all for the warm welcome

What a true family of nerdy boys you all are.. Still remembering my name and shit. I have nothing but the most sincere love for all of you faggots.

My story's long. But I'll share a short version with any who might be entertained by it. But fuck if I expect empathy on the internet.

I ended a serious relationship way back in 2015. In the philippines I had contracted a wild strain of adult chickenpox. Alone in a very isolated island. Then had to smuggle the biohazard being me all the way back home without triggering suspicion. I literally had no money but the return ticket that was paid for well in advance...

I stayed away from women ever since then. Knowing that as soon as a man wasn't healthy enough their genes were programmed to have no empathy or patience and move away...

2 years later I started dating a bitch again but I was very careful and experimentative with my interactions just to be proved right again and dump the whore.

I'm just gonna use, pump & dump until I die. Modern and western women aren't worth more than being cumdumpsters.

Fuck

well here I am.
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freiwald




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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Dec 2017 08:10    Post subject:
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HubU
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Posts: 11353

PostPosted: Sun, 10th Dec 2017 13:20    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:

Modern and western women aren't worth more than being cumdumpsters.


You both have something in common then.

Welcome back to the fold, you sick, perverted man (and that's quite high praises, coming from me).


"Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life." ~Berthold Auerbach
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Xenthalon




Posts: 1722
Location: Germany
PostPosted: Wed, 13th Dec 2017 14:36    Post subject:
Woah FireMaster, I remember you shitting all over me in another bitching thread when I was heartbroken because of some random woman (tm). Still, sorry things didn't work out for you the way you wanted.

I also broke up with my gf of 3 years a couple of months ago and have my own place again, not quite ready to be on the prowl again... oh well, women come and go. The Hump is forever. PC Master Race

Welcome back man!
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Nalo
nothing



Posts: 13515

PostPosted: Wed, 13th Dec 2017 15:00    Post subject:
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PumpAction
[Schmadmin]



Posts: 26759

PostPosted: Wed, 13th Dec 2017 15:09    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
My brush is harder than the pencil tool.


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FireMaster




Posts: 13476
Location: I do not belong
PostPosted: Wed, 13th Dec 2017 15:34    Post subject:
Thank you, thank you.
Humpers 4 leaf

I am away a lot so she had the bright idea to start making plans with other guys.

So I hacked her phone and texted every single man she knows that she is HIV positive (she's not). Niggas were freaking out left and right and running for the nearest test center or outright threatening to sue. She doesn't have enough time to get tested so this will be a slow burn.

I told her that she's lucky it didn't cost her her fucking job. Then dumped the cumdumpster after making her want to die. I hope she kills herself.

This is the most recent girl.. Not even two months in.

I'm cool.
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PumpAction
[Schmadmin]



Posts: 26759

PostPosted: Wed, 13th Dec 2017 16:12    Post subject:
Just because she wanted more dick you want her dead? Maybe don't date risky whores dude?


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Yuri




Posts: 11000

PostPosted: Wed, 13th Dec 2017 17:14    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
Thank you, thank you.
Humpers 4 leaf

I am away a lot so she had the bright idea to start making plans with other guys.

So I hacked her phone and texted every single man she knows that she is HIV positive (she's not). Niggas were freaking out left and right and running for the nearest test center or outright threatening to sue. She doesn't have enough time to get tested so this will be a slow burn.

I told her that she's lucky it didn't cost her her fucking job. Then dumped the cumdumpster after making her want to die. I hope she kills herself.

This is the most recent girl.. Not even two months in.

I'm cool.





1 and 2 are still amazing.
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LeoNatan
☢ NFOHump Despot ☢



Posts: 73196
Location: Ramat Gan, Israel 🇮🇱
PostPosted: Thu, 14th Dec 2017 16:46    Post subject:
Hi Juba, you yeled kafot!
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KillerCrocker




Posts: 20501

PostPosted: Thu, 14th Dec 2017 18:52    Post subject:
hello !
Finally the dick have balls again


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