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Which one of the following do you think is true?

Balls' sweat kinda smells like pussy

20%

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Pussy kinda smells like balls' sweat

10%

[ 1 ]

Hubu's been eating sweaty pussy all his life

70%

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Total Votes : 10

HubU
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Posted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2017 16:26 Post subject: Heidegger's conundrum	Quick Quote Quote

Please, do help me solve it! I'm actually at a loss "Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life." ~Berthold Auerbach

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Posted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2017 17:14 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

In my time we just freshened up before oral activities. That not a thing any more with you hip kids?

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Posted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2017 17:17 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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Posted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2017 17:23 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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Posted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2017 17:41 Post subject:

Because of the retarded leftist concept called """democracy""", I'm not voting myself.
But thanks for your opinions.
"Balls' sweat kinda smells like pussy" would be my p(r)ick. But then again, my sister used to dress me up like Jasmine, and call me "my little princess".
Being a closet homo sure sucks.

Morphineus wrote:

In my time we just freshened up before oral activities. That not a thing any more with you hip kids? Poker Face

We back in da 70s brah! No shaving nor personal hygiene.
Erh, I'm a dying breed.

PS: I was about to say "I guess your pussy-deprieved ass couldn't tell an open snatch from Carpenter's Thing.
But that's 'ight, I got you back man.", but then I thought better of it.
Am I nice or what?

"Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life." ~Berthold Auerbach

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Posted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2017 17:45 Post subject:

Bob Barnsen wrote:

First

I saw what you did there. (ﾉಥ益ಥ）ﾉ ┻━┻
But I'll allow it. ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)

"Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life." ~Berthold Auerbach

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Posted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2017 18:08 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Thanks. Your sister sounds hot though. Enthoo Evolv ATX TG // Asus Prime x370 // Ryzen 1700 // Gainward GTX 1080 // 16GB DDR4-3200

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Posted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2017 18:42 Post subject:

Bob Barnsen wrote:

Thanks.
Your sister sounds hot though.

She's 80% as hot as me, which is still pretty awesome.
She's lucky for a large number of reasons.

TL;DR: You're god damn right.

"Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life." ~Berthold Auerbach

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Posted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2017 19:30 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

But hububu pls, I have wife... I live with pussy!

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Posted: Tue, 22nd Aug 2017 20:28 Post subject:

Morphineus wrote:

But hububu pls, I have wife... I live with pussy!

I know dude Smile

I'm a dick, but I also never mean neither disrespect nor what might be, rightfully so, perceived as an insult.
If you felt insulted by what I said, I'm truly sorry, m'n schaatje Wink