Another deal went through
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HubU
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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2017 13:36    Post subject: Another deal went through
...and today, I'm getting PAID, BITCHES!



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TSR69
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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2017 13:39    Post subject:
Always nice to receive 25 euros Poker Face


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HubU
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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2017 13:41    Post subject:
TSR69 wrote:
Always nice to receive 25 euros Poker Face


You know nothing about being a real, big-time gangster.

Got to dress up, meeting the dude in 45 min :>


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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2017 13:55    Post subject:
Getting dressed up just to suck some cock. Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2017 14:04    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2017 14:10    Post subject:
paxsali wrote:
25€ Laughing

That's like 12mins worth my work.


Very Happy dont be rude...he need that cash to repaint his boxhouse under the bridge Smile
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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2017 14:19    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
Getting dressed up just to suck some cock. Laughing


Hey, my ad under the name "Tux Sux" got a lot of traction, so don't laugh Mad

paxsali wrote:
25€ Laughing

That's like 12mins worth my work.


Are you the famed "Lollipop Johnson"? I thought you were a myth! Shocked

Ankh wrote:
Very Happy dont be rude...he need that cash to repaint his boxhouse under the bridge Smile


I actually put new wallpaper on the cardboard, thank you very much Embarassed


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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2017 14:28    Post subject:
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TSR69
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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2017 14:37    Post subject:
Selling more than one is unprofitable I heard.


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Janz




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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2017 15:01    Post subject:
paxsali wrote:
25€ Laughing

That's like 12mins worth my work.


actually you get paid that for about 12 min of work, but worth what you are doing is a completely different thing Razz
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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2017 16:12    Post subject:
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HubU
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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2017 17:16    Post subject:
TSR69 wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTN95WB_nlI


Clapton's version is waaay better. Lennon is a fraud, and a child abuser. Oh, and his wife is the blight of anything that' even remotely artistic.

Anyway, got paid well for a few days worth of work, renewed the deal, and got another.
Everything Went Better Than Expected


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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2017 17:36    Post subject:
Shit, son... increase your price. I was getting 50€ an hour!


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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2017 17:49    Post subject:
Morphineus wrote:
Shit, son... increase your price. I was getting 50€ an hour!

Creampie inclusive?


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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2017 19:58    Post subject:
All inclusive service by a professional!


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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2017 20:04    Post subject:
Morphineus wrote:
All inclusive service by a professional!


In my line of work, it's the client that leaves his "signature".


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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2017 20:07    Post subject:
Lame jokes aside, during the meeting, a fucking wasp came by and stung me on the jaw.
I was hurting like a little bitch, while I had to maintain full composure.
Fun times Very Happy

And that new suit of mine makes me look like a PIMP!


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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2017 20:35    Post subject:
That facial fur makes me horny. Me Gusta


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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2017 21:00    Post subject:
You just look like the Duke of Wellington. o_O


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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2017 21:18    Post subject:
m3th0d2008 wrote:
That facial fur makes me horny. Me Gusta


Man, I'm 30, and I still can't grow neither a beard nor a decent 'stache.
To quote the favorite brand of my underage girlfriend: "Forever 21".

TSR69 wrote:
You just look like the Duke of Wellington. o_O


Well, Arthur Wellesley, being one of my solid bros, lent me some cool outfit from his wardrobe.
I'm just not called a duke. YET.


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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2017 21:22    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2017 21:23    Post subject:
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HubU
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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2017 21:29    Post subject:
Come on, Janz, don't be like that. I know you like some hot bear action once in a while.
Pax being all hairy, hot and bothered, should kickstart the hell out of your nether region.


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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Jul 2017 21:40    Post subject:
sure, but then i sit in front of a mirror on touch myself. im much more bearish than our greek wale Wink
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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Jul 2017 00:04    Post subject:
Janz wrote:
sure, but then i sit in front of a mirror on touch myself. im much more bearish than our greek wale Wink


Then get him on board for this curl-on-curl action, I'll ressucitate Stanley Lewdbrik, and we'll shoot Asses Wide Open in the blink of an eye. You'll get to keep the venetian masks, of course.


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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Jul 2017 02:17    Post subject:
mh i have hair on my ass, and pax has a lot of hair in his noise. we could curl them together
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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Jul 2017 03:03    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
Getting dressed up just to suck some cock. Laughing


I always thought that you're a polite person ! You trashed da man because he's wearing a tuxedo and doing some nice business ! Razz

Shamez on you !


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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Jul 2017 04:09    Post subject:
Poor HubU, no wonder his face is tired Sad



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