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HubU
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So here it is:
I live in a flat with a guy and a girl. The guy, being a jolly faggot, takes it up the cheeks on regular occasions.
I have no problem with that whatsoever, except for one little buggering aspect.
Since he is the passive one, I guess that he makes liberal use of the vaseline tube that carelessly thrones on his desk, and smear a enthousiastic amount on the ol' bronze ring.
Once their little business is finished, satisfied of having recieved a good thumble, he proceeds to the bathroom, where the drama takes places.
It leaves, for the one just hoping to take a short shower, a very fatty spot on the floor of the bath, which gives me a Vietnam-like flashback of being assfucked, a vision of something that, although I never experienced it, suffice to stem my appetite for the best part of the day.
The moral of the story is: don't share an appartment with queers.
Bye!
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M4trix
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| Posted: Tue, 26th Apr 2016 21:59 Post subject: |
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What.
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Invasor
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M4trix
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| Posted: Wed, 27th Apr 2016 00:19 Post subject: |
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| M4trix wrote: | | Invasor wrote: | So you have flashbacks of being assfucked everytime you have a bath, and yet you claim that your roommate is gay?  |
It's some sort of OCD or PTSD, when brain plays tricks with you. When something is seen or imagined and then it cannot be unseen and that goes forever. Or like, I'm not gay but why do I have such images in my head !? More you resist, more it comes. It's a vicious cycle.  |
So you're saying Habu got fucked in the bathroom and now he's reliving it through PTSD? |
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M4trix
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| Posted: Wed, 27th Apr 2016 00:26 Post subject: |
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| M4trix wrote: | | Mr.Tinkles wrote: | | M4trix wrote: |
It's some sort of OCD or PTSD, when brain plays tricks with you. When something is seen or imagined and then it cannot be unseen and that goes forever. Or like, I'm not gay but why do I have such images in my head !? More you resist, more it comes. It's a vicious cycle. |
So you're saying Habu got fucked in the bathroom and now he's reliving it through PTSD? |
Nope silly ! He saw what he saw in the bathroom and that's the reason of PTSD.  |
So you're saying that him seeing a vaseline splurge on the bathroom floor caused his PTSD?
Seems a bit over-sensitive to me.... |
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HubU
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| Posted: Wed, 27th Apr 2016 00:29 Post subject: |
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He just evacuates the excess vaseline in the tub I guess, and it makes the floor of it all messed up.
No way it's "natural" grease, it's anal lube that sticks up the place.
And when I see the damage done, my vivid imagination traumatizes me with visions of the untold.
I have to go to the other side of the tub, feeling violated.
You see, Humpers, when I was a baby, I was savaged by a turbot.
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| Posted: Wed, 27th Apr 2016 01:56 Post subject: |
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is there occasionally some blood and feces in the fatty lube pudding?
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| Posted: Wed, 27th Apr 2016 03:18 Post subject: |
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Psfff. Come on, you stick ur whole mouth in pussies, you eat it all up, you probably do worst things, so just lick the fucking thing off the bath floor.
ewwww
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I died at ring of bronze 
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