Watch Paint Dry - The Game
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scaramonga




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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Mar 2016 02:42    Post subject: Watch Paint Dry - The Game


Watch Paint Dry - The Game

http://store.steampowered.com/app/445730/

Release Date: 1 Apr, 2016

About This Game
Watch paint dry is a sports-puzzle game that evolves around one mysterious cutscene. Bringing in innovative gameplay and requiring high attention to detail, Watch paint dry is a must play for anyone who enjoys mystery ARG type games.

Without spoiling much, here's a quick overview of what you can expect:

Paint drying

A competitive sports-like element

The same scene over and over again, but something changes every time (maybe).

A thrilling story (wouldn't recommend for anyone 12 or under)


Walkthrough. WARNING!! - MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!!

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AmpegV4




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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Mar 2016 02:46    Post subject:
the sad thing is derps would still buy this Sad
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Bob Barnsen




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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Mar 2016 02:48    Post subject:
Could actually be a pretty fun game.


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chiv




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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Mar 2016 03:40    Post subject:
its an april fools release.. and if it shows up for 1 cent, i will clap and cheer and buy it, because its fucking brilliant.

if theyre charging a buck, then... well... its certainly on message since we'd be the ones getting fooled, but still.. i hope its a hilariously silly price.

also cards Very Happy


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consolitis
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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Mar 2016 03:48    Post subject:
Addressing the racism accusations

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Hi guys,

Unfortunately a few people have misinterpreted our game as being racist due to the current featured paint being white.

Unfortunately, you see, the paint was white as this was the only colour wall we had available to take pictures of on set. However, this is not a valid excuse and I will not stand with our game being tagged as racist.

For this reason, I will be providing a FREE update in the next few weeks to the game giving players the option of choosing between different coloured walls.

However, for this I need your help: If you have a wall that isn't white you want to be featured in the game, please reply to this thread with an imgur link for your wall. Together, we can build a rainbow of wall colours and show our support to people of all colours.

Apologies again guys. Racism will not stand.


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"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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chiv




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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Mar 2016 03:53    Post subject:
i want to hope thats just trolling, but i know people WOULD genuinely lodge racism complaints about paint, so im just not sure...


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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Mar 2016 04:07    Post subject:
chiv wrote:
i want to hope thats just trolling, but i know people WOULD genuinely lodge racism complaints about paint, so im just not sure...

I am convimced that the current western society is "The Onion" version of the normal society we would have if Hitler and his cronies didn't derail the way the human mind works.

About this game, kids will not buy it unless pewdiepie blesses it with his hard microcock.
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randir14




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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Mar 2016 05:53    Post subject:
The creator is probably going to earn some decent money off all the people thinking they're being funny or ironic by buying it.
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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Mar 2016 09:00    Post subject:
Fucking hipsters Reaction


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i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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chiv




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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Mar 2016 09:57    Post subject:
*quietly removes game from cart...*


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VGAdeadcafe




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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Mar 2016 10:11    Post subject:
chiv wrote:
*quietly removes game from cart...*


CSI-style zoom in:
 Spoiler:
 
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scaramonga




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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Mar 2016 06:08    Post subject:
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4treyu




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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Mar 2016 06:50    Post subject:
Aww Yeah
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Bob Barnsen




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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Mar 2016 19:15    Post subject:
scaramonga wrote:
https://medium.com/@rubiimeow/watch-paint-dry-how-i-got-a-game-on-the-steam-store-without-anyone-from-valve-ever-looking-at-it-2e476858c753#.lkyl5exm2

Laughing

Just read about it now here:
http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2016/03/how-a-hacker-snuck-a-game-onto-steam-without-valves-knowledge/


LOL


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