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mtj




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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Dec 2015 07:19    Post subject: fuck 2
I started going to gym in the morning before work... today at said gym I facepalmed a boxing bag. Result: glasses in million pieces.

Gave it a bit too much speed and decided to slow it down with my forehead..
But didn't consider how soft that bag was Razz

Hooray for blindness!

Edit:

Hooray for clear tape!

managed to 'fix' them.


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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Dec 2015 07:39    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Dec 2015 08:32    Post subject: Re: fuck 2
mtj wrote:
I started going to gym in the morning before work... today at said gym I facepalmed a boxing bag. Result: glasses in million pieces.

Gave it a bit too much speed and decided to slow it down with my forehead..
But didn't consider how soft that bag was Razz

Hooray for blindness!

Edit:

Hooray for clear tape!

managed to 'fix' them.



This refers to your glasses right? not your eyeballs I hope, broken glass can be pretty painful after all. Very Happy

Oh and you headbutted a boxing bag? and it was soft??? usually those things are hard as stone in my experience but eh I'm not exactly a muscular person.

EDIT: WTH happened to my text? Why is it gray-transparent?
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Dec 2015 08:57    Post subject:
Laughing

And lulz at JB's text style Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Dec 2015 09:03    Post subject:
xExtreme wrote:
Laughing

And lulz at JB's text style Laughing


Think I found it.

xExtreme wrote:
Laughing

And lulz at JB's text style Laughing



Yep.
(Thou shalt not /b outside of the quote tag.)
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mtj




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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Dec 2015 09:25    Post subject: Re: fuck 2
JBeckman wrote:
mtj wrote:
I started going to gym in the morning before work... today at said gym I facepalmed a boxing bag. Result: glasses in million pieces.

Gave it a bit too much speed and decided to slow it down with my forehead..
But didn't consider how soft that bag was Razz

Hooray for blindness!

Edit:

Hooray for clear tape!

managed to 'fix' them.



This refers to your glasses right? not your eyeballs I hope, broken glass can be pretty painful after all. Very Happy

Oh and you headbutted a boxing bag? and it was soft??? usually those things are hard as stone in my experience but eh I'm not exactly a muscular person.

EDIT: WTH happened to my text? Why is it gray-transparent?


I imagined it would be hard, and I did not head butt but just caught it with my forehead, and because it was soft, it pressed into my forehead and reached all the way to the glasses Razz

and yeah, usually they're hard, they have two types of bags at the gym and I used this weird one.

And yea, fixed the glasses.

I would be blind without them because of -6.5 Razz

I can use cellphone, but reading a monitor at 50cm distance is pure MADNESS. It's like watching a tv which is showing the 'snow pour' static.
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Dec 2015 10:08    Post subject:
If all you are doing is muscle and respitory work you would of been safer just using the pretty much standard and most used tools in the gym at your disposal, instead of trying to look like rocky for the ladies. Razz
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Dec 2015 10:15    Post subject:
moosenoodles wrote:
If all you are doing is muscle and respitory work you would of been safer just using the pretty much standard and most used tools in the gym at your disposal, instead of trying to look like rocky for the ladies. Razz


Boxing is much faster for warming up than a bike. As I usually train arm muscles in the morning I want to warm them up first, and I have only 30 minutes available in the morning -> I have to optimize Razz (for actual training I use weights, not the the sack Razz )

With bike I would have to bike for 10 minutes or so before jumping to the other machines.
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Dec 2015 15:53    Post subject:
moosenoodles wrote:
If all you are doing is muscle and respitory work you would of been safer just using the pretty much standard and most used tools in the gym at your disposal, instead of trying to look like rocky for the ladies. Razz


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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Dec 2015 15:53    Post subject:
Morphineus wrote:
moosenoodles wrote:
If all you are doing is muscle and respitory work you would of been safer just using the pretty much standard and most used tools in the gym at your disposal, instead of trying to look like rocky for the ladies. Razz


People! STONE HIM! Devil Troll


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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Dec 2015 16:36    Post subject:
Fixed them with tape? What a huge nerd Very Happy


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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Dec 2015 18:08    Post subject: Re: fuck 2
mtj wrote:
I would be blind without them because of -6.5 Razz

I can use cellphone, but reading a monitor at 50cm distance is pure MADNESS. It's like watching a tv which is showing the 'snow pour' static.

A fellow moleman!


Sounds very familiar..our sight is even worse than Turok's protagonist Razz Laughing
(Fortunately I can wear contacts without problems, but still, it's like having a permanent Achilles Heel xD)
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Dec 2015 18:39    Post subject:
6.5 isn't that bad, I'm close to 10. Paying 320€ just for the lenses isn't fun (I use ultra thin ones since thicker ones would be very heavy).


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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Dec 2015 18:49    Post subject:
My grandmother was crippled by myopia, and had glasses like the bottom of a bottle Laughing
She couldn't see shit over 2 meters, even with those glasses.

I learned the hard way, several times, not to have my glasses on when I risk having them smashed.
But when I do I'm extra careful, because I'm a huge pussy when it comes to the idea of putting contacts in my eyes. I just remember like 18 odds years ago, my sister just tried lenses (the old ones that were hard). Some time later she started having acute pain, and as we were stuck in trafic for like 3 hours, she couldn't get them off, and was hurting real bad. Scared me for life I guess Surprised


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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Dec 2015 18:50    Post subject:
moosenoodles wrote:
you would of been safer just using....

you must of be of kidding


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