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Kaltern

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Posted: Tue, 28th Apr 2015 12:12 Post subject: Happiness is...	Quick Quote Quote

... when you realise you were due a phone upgrade last month, find the newest phones are just a little bit expensive, and decide to go for a slightly older (but excellent) phone - the HTC M8 - and feel happy about it. And then receive a phonecall from EE ordering team, explaining the phone just went end of line, and would I like a M9 for the same cost? Playing Valheim every weekday at 10pm GMT - twitch.tv/kaltern Follow me on Twitter if you feel like it... @kaltern My system: Ryzen 7 3700x\|Gigabyte RTX 2080 Super Windforce OC\|Vengeance 3000Mz 16Gb RAM\|2x 500Gb Samsung EVO 970 M.2 SSD \|SanDisk SSD PLUS 240 GB + OCZ Vertex 2 60Gb SSD\|EVA Supernova 650W PSU\|Logitech G27 Wheel\|Logitech G19 Gaming Pad\|SteelSeries Arctis 7\|Logitech G502 Proteus Spectrum Mouse + Logitech MX Master Mouse\|Razer Blackwidow Chroma X Keyboard\|Oculus Quest 2 + Link\|Pixio PX7 Prime 165hz HDR & 1x Samsung 24FG70FQUEN 144Hz curved monitor -= Word to the wise: Having a higher forum post does not mean you are right. =-

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Posted: Tue, 28th Apr 2015 12:55 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Congrats. True happiness ! "Enlightenment is man's emergence from his self-imposed nonage. Nonage is the inability to use one's own understanding without another's guidance. This nonage is self-imposed if its cause lies not in lack of understanding but in indecision and lack of courage to use one's own mind without another's guidance. Dare to know! (Sapere aude.) "Have the courage to use your own understanding," is therefore the motto of the enlightenment."

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Posted: Tue, 28th Apr 2015 12:57 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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Saner

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Posted: Tue, 28th Apr 2015 13:32 Post subject:

Getting a blow job from a midget

ragnarus wrote:

I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ? Smile

Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!

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StrEagle

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Posted: Tue, 28th Apr 2015 13:33 Post subject:

while holding your beer on it's head

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and yes, mine is only average

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tw1st

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Posted: Tue, 28th Apr 2015 13:35 Post subject:

Saner wrote:

Getting a blow job from a midget

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Toxikbrain

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Posted: Tue, 28th Apr 2015 13:38 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Going to bed when you just put new sheets on. /topic.

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sabin1981
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Posted: Tue, 28th Apr 2015 14:11 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Congratulations Kaltern! ... though I have to agree with Toxikbrain; going to bed when you've just put fresh sheets on?

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Kaltern

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Posted: Tue, 28th Apr 2015 14:43 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Oooh fresh sheets..... yeah thats good... Opening my new phone while laying IN fresh sheets WHILE getting a bj from my fiance... ponders Edit: She isn't a midget mind. Playing Valheim every weekday at 10pm GMT - twitch.tv/kaltern Follow me on Twitter if you feel like it... @kaltern My system: Ryzen 7 3700x\|Gigabyte RTX 2080 Super Windforce OC\|Vengeance 3000Mz 16Gb RAM\|2x 500Gb Samsung EVO 970 M.2 SSD \|SanDisk SSD PLUS 240 GB + OCZ Vertex 2 60Gb SSD\|EVA Supernova 650W PSU\|Logitech G27 Wheel\|Logitech G19 Gaming Pad\|SteelSeries Arctis 7\|Logitech G502 Proteus Spectrum Mouse + Logitech MX Master Mouse\|Razer Blackwidow Chroma X Keyboard\|Oculus Quest 2 + Link\|Pixio PX7 Prime 165hz HDR & 1x Samsung 24FG70FQUEN 144Hz curved monitor -= Word to the wise: Having a higher forum post does not mean you are right. =-

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Morphineus
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Posted: Tue, 28th Apr 2015 14:58 Post subject:

Kaltern wrote:

Edit: She isn't a midget mind.

Man you have the worst luck. Sad

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Kaltern

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Posted: Tue, 28th Apr 2015 14:59 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Playing Valheim every weekday at 10pm GMT - twitch.tv/kaltern Follow me on Twitter if you feel like it... @kaltern My system: Ryzen 7 3700x\|Gigabyte RTX 2080 Super Windforce OC\|Vengeance 3000Mz 16Gb RAM\|2x 500Gb Samsung EVO 970 M.2 SSD \|SanDisk SSD PLUS 240 GB + OCZ Vertex 2 60Gb SSD\|EVA Supernova 650W PSU\|Logitech G27 Wheel\|Logitech G19 Gaming Pad\|SteelSeries Arctis 7\|Logitech G502 Proteus Spectrum Mouse + Logitech MX Master Mouse\|Razer Blackwidow Chroma X Keyboard\|Oculus Quest 2 + Link\|Pixio PX7 Prime 165hz HDR & 1x Samsung 24FG70FQUEN 144Hz curved monitor -= Word to the wise: Having a higher forum post does not mean you are right. =-

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Stormwolf

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Posted: Tue, 28th Apr 2015 16:48 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

When you take your socks off after a hot day at work and have been walking pretty much all day.

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