NFOHump.com :: View topic - Going to jail for 14 days

Page 1 of 1

deelix
PDIP Member

Posts: 32062
Location: Norway

Posted: Wed, 1st Apr 2015 09:13 Post subject: Going to jail for 14 days	Quick Quote Quote

Caught on the border for smuggling semi-large amounts of alcohol and cigarettes

KillerCrocker

Posts: 20503

Posted: Wed, 1st Apr 2015 09:16 Post subject:

Srsly?
Should have stayed playing video games.

Prolly good thing its only 14 days but fuck... It will be ok Sev

Spoiler:

3080 | ps5 pro

Sin317-"im 31 years old and still surprised at how much shit comes out of my ass actually ..."
SteamDRM-"Call of Duty is the symbol of the true perfection in every aspect. Call of Duty games are like Mozart's/Beethoven's symphonies"
deadpoetic-"are you new to the cyberspace?"

Last edited by KillerCrocker on Wed, 1st Apr 2015 09:37; edited 1 time in total

Profile
PM

The_Zeel

Posts: 14922

Posted: Wed, 1st Apr 2015 09:35 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

would be funny if it wasnt first of april

Profile
PM

madness

Posts: 13319

Posted: Wed, 1st Apr 2015 09:44 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

To get out of jail, hold down Alt + F4

Profile
PM

dingo_d
VIP Member

Posts: 14555

Posted: Wed, 1st Apr 2015 12:20 Post subject:

good one

"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson

chiv wrote:

thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

Profile
PM

tw1st

Posts: 6112
Location: New Jersey

Posted: Wed, 1st Apr 2015 12:49 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

What.... Bring lube! \| BenQ XL2420T 24" 120Hz \| Ducky Shine III 9008 White LED - Brown MX \| Logitech G9x \| \| Corsair Carbide 400R \| Asus Sabertooth z77 \| i7 3770K @ 4.3Ghz - 1.200v \| CM Hyper 212 Evo - Push/Pull \| \| SLI eVGA 4GB GTX980 ACX SC \| Vengeance 16GB RAM 1600 DDR3 \| AX850w PSU \| Samsung 840Pro 128GB SSD \| WD Black 1TB HD \|

Profile
PM

paxsali
Banned

Posts: 18352

Posted: Wed, 1st Apr 2015 13:26 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

⁢⁢ Last edited by paxsali on Thu, 4th Jul 2024 21:48; edited 1 time in total

Profile
PM

Morphineus
VIP Member

Posts: 24883
Location: Sweden

Posted: Wed, 1st Apr 2015 15:32 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

They still have space for that? Hmm might be paradise after all there!

Profile
PM

StrEagle

Posts: 14059
Location: Balkans

Posted: Wed, 1st Apr 2015 15:51 Post subject:

I should go to Norway and steal some shit.. Poker Face

Lutzifer wrote:

and yes, mine is only average

Profile
PM

swebarb

Posts: 2154
Location: Vikingland

Posted: Thu, 2nd Apr 2015 00:04 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

lol u dumb fuck! Social Club - http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/swebarb

deelix
PDIP Member

Posts: 32062
Location: Norway

Posted: Tue, 7th Apr 2015 14:03 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

As most of you guessed it was april fools... but I WAS actually caught smuggeling, not on the border, but at customs in Sandefjord after a regular trip to Sweden. I normally take the ferry from Norway to Sweden, into EU countries the limit is higher, but everything was booked so I drove around and took the ferry back home to Norway... and easter time is party time, so lots of customs checking cars driving off the ferry... including me. Norway is not a member of EU so the limit is very small. 1L vodka, 4L wine, 2L beer. So these trips are very regular for a lot of Norwegians. Anyways, ended up with a small fine This is what I get for helping Sweedish economy

Newty182

Posts: 10805
Location: UK

Posted: Tue, 7th Apr 2015 21:20 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

@deelix Or maybe you did go to prison and had lots of buttsecks but don't want to tell us a bout it... Ryzen 5 5600, ASUS ROG STRIX B550-F GAMING WIFI II, Corsair Vengeance RGB RT 32GB 3600MHz C16, MSI RTX 5070 Ti Ventus 3X OC , Corsair RMx Series RM750x. AOC AGON AG324UX - 4K 144Hz 1ms

Profile
PM

Page 1 of 1

All times are GMT + 1 Hour