WTF is wrong with me?
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foxhound228




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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Oct 2014 04:24    Post subject: WTF is wrong with me?
I dreamed that someone was directing a porn scene in my house, starring Dave Bautista and Bailey Jay Laughing

Thankfully (if you can say that) I was just watching as Dave, while quite unwillingly, kept plowing Bailey's brains out...

Felt like sharing this for some reason... Crying or Very sad Laughing
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Oct 2014 04:35    Post subject:
question is did you wake up with a hardon?
were there three erect penises in that dream?
maybe you wanted to partake.

but to be serious, you have a big even coming up soon, and you don't like how you're not in control. some one else is. and you're not happy with that.


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foxhound228




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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Oct 2014 04:59    Post subject:
I don't remember if I did wake with a hardon Laughing (I'm being honest... really)

And about not being in control, you're right, I'm not in control of something, which I guess is pretty important... my life. Laughing
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Morphineus
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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Oct 2014 05:10    Post subject:
Don't have a clue who they are, and too tired to google!
So if they aren't ponies/transexuals/midgets... it's pretty normal I guess. Otherwise it be Bob!
Now I'm off to bed!


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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Oct 2014 06:16    Post subject:
not normal Very Happy
y u tink i said 3 penises?


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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Oct 2014 10:32    Post subject:
Morphineus wrote:
Don't have a clue who they are, and too tired to google!
So if they aren't ponies/transexuals/midgets... it's pretty normal I guess. Otherwise it be Bob!
Now I'm off to bed!


Google Bailey Jay, it's a sexy shemale Laughing
(Batista is a wrestler)

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Sounds like a nice dream
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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Oct 2014 13:10    Post subject:
Had to Google to find out who 'she' was Fuck Yeah


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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Oct 2014 15:29    Post subject:


Lutzifer wrote:
and yes, mine is only average
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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Oct 2014 15:40    Post subject:
Came in here looking for a Bob reply. Got exactly that. Never change, Bob.

Also, your dream sounds pretty hot.




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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Oct 2014 16:06    Post subject:
Bob Barnsen wrote:
Morphineus wrote:
Don't have a clue who they are, and too tired to google!
So if they aren't ponies/transexuals/midgets... it's pretty normal I guess. Otherwise it be Bob!
Now I'm off to bed!


Google Bailey Jay, it's a sexy shemale Laughing
(Batista is a wrestler)

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Sounds like a nice dream
Frap Frap Guy


Yup it was a Bob dream then xD
He should pay you royalties on that!

HeShe seems to have a Duchovny look going on. I kept on the clean side of google this time! Surprised I wasn't getting dicks on my screen since safe filter is off.


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JahLux
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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Oct 2014 16:26    Post subject:
ugh Bailey Jay... faggots
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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Oct 2014 17:38    Post subject:
Are You Serious
She is a bigger penis than you
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StrEagle




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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Oct 2014 18:10    Post subject:
Kalindra Chan > Bailey Jay mkay?


Lutzifer wrote:
and yes, mine is only average
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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Oct 2014 18:10    Post subject:
Are You Serious
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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Oct 2014 18:16    Post subject:
StrEagle wrote:
Kalindra Chan > Bailey Jay mkay?


Me Gusta

NSFW

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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Oct 2014 18:17    Post subject:
JahLux wrote:
ugh Bailey Jay... faggots


Hey, if you're gonna dream of a shemale, at least he picked a cute one Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Oct 2014 18:20    Post subject:
This thread just started getting real weird.


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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Oct 2014 18:23    Post subject:
spoiler that shit you freak of nature goddamn
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foxhound228




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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Oct 2014 18:33    Post subject:
Oh men what have I done? Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Oct 2014 18:37    Post subject:
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freak of nature



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StrEagle




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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Oct 2014 18:48    Post subject:


Lutzifer wrote:
and yes, mine is only average
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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Oct 2014 23:18    Post subject:
Bob delivers as usual xD


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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Oct 2014 00:27    Post subject:
God damn you Bob...


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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Oct 2014 00:39    Post subject:
Bob Barnsen wrote:
StrEagle wrote:
Kalindra Chan > Bailey Jay mkay?


Me Gusta

NSFW


well now... we do have a problem here


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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Oct 2014 18:12    Post subject:
brony loving faggot
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